Yawn, another post about my sleeping patterns. Sorry

I’ve just bought a new alarm clock. Every alarm clock I’ve ever owned has broken. I did have one of those really cheap ones you get out of Argos, but one day the hands stopped moving. Eventually they also began to droop down, leaving gravity to dictate the time. It was permanently 6:30. Useless. So […]


I’m not convinced that this would work. My alarm clock is situated at the opposite end of the room, and usually I just stumble out of bed, switch it off and climb back in again. Sometimes I don’t even realise I’ve done it. Via .