Dishonest loo roll

Loo roll with cactuses printed on it

Am I the only one totally perplexed by the recent trend for loo roll manufaturers to print cuddly stuff on their products? It is impossible to pop off for a poo without becoming familiar with the pictures of feathers, flowers, big shaggy bears and cuddly little dogs that now adorn the world’s most important pieces of paper.

Presumably it’s supposed to make you believe that the loo roll is especially soft. But I can’t work out how printing a picture of a dog improves the product in any meaningful way.

Besides, if they were being truthful about the quality of their product, most would print pictures of a cactus on it.

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