1. I wondered who it was who could act in defence of a man like this, who could possibly think they could represent him in court – and then I saw who his lawyer was and understood it all…

  2. The hairy body will give him enough material to use when has the transplant to cover up that bald patch he’s currently combing forward over.

    His wife’s reaction after the last case, as if she couldn’t believe they got away with it.