SNP leader Alex Salmond said Gordon Brown was a “big feartie from Fife” who had lost credibility.
I guess that’s put the final nail in the coffin of the rumour that Alex Salmond was thinking about standing in Kirkcaldy and Cowdenbeath.
Any more of that kind of patronising from the Edinburgh elite and this proud Kingdom will have to start thinking about forming its own movement to gain independence from Scotland.
Via Angus Nicolson, who adds:
In other news: Condoleeza Rice said Kim Il-Jung was a “speccy git from Pyongyang”, Osama Bin-Laden said George Bush “did a poo in his pants”, and the Burmese Junta reacted to global condemnation by saying “Nyah, hyah, hyah!” and sticking out their tongues.