Toss 24

Sounds like a dream drug, one that can mimic the effects of alcohol but with no risk of a hangover (via Digg). But I agree with the detractors who say that it would be a complete nightmare. The hangover is your body’s way of telling you that you overdid it last night.

You know when you’re at a party, it gets to a certain stage where people stop being happy and everybody just gets pissed off with each other. That’s because everybody becomes an absolute tosser when they’re drunk.

Imagine if people could be as much of a tosser as a drunkard, but without the fear of a hangover to keep them in check. You’d have to deal with tossers 24 hours a day instead of just on weekend nights. I would spend the rest of my life rambling on and on about my Theory of Radiohead to somebody who is trying their best not to doze off. No thank you.

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