The biggest April Fool is the bastard who invented the thing. Nothing is quite real in this twelve-hour period. I thought I had it covered with my crafty plan to stay in bed until well past noon. But I have already fallen for this one that suggested that the FIA were going to literally turn F1 qualifying into a lottery. My brother gently reminded me what day it is. I didn’t even realise it was past midnight yet.
The thing is, the Pitpass article was actually quite believeable at first, which just shows you how much of a clown Max Mosley is. And not how much of a slow idiot I am, oh no!
Is it really Free Gallery and Subtitle Day on eBay? That one is believable, but we just don’t know because it is April Fool’s Day. That is how foul the first of April is. The government likes to ban things, but it has somehow overlooked this evil day.
I’m sorry I haven’t come up with any great April Fools. I suppose that makes me a Scrooge. Well okay then. I’m a girl. Ha. Got you. Hahah. Now bugger off.
I detest April fools and entirely concur with your first sentence. I don’t play the game. It isn’t clever, it isn’t funny. It’s puerile.
I totally echo your sentiments, indeed I just made a post over about the very same thing on a forum.
Chat logs however, I love those.
•/ doctorvee : WHAT THE FUCK
•/ doctorvee : THEY’VE LITERALLY TURNED QUALY INTO A LOTTERY
•/ doctorvee : I AM LIVID
Gordy – Give Me A Wall : april fools yo:P
Gordy – Give Me A Wall : hahahahaha
•/ doctorvee : oh fuck
•/ doctorvee : you smartarse
I ♥ chatlogs as well. Shame they don’t work on my computer any more. 🙁
Er, thanks for that Gordon. 😛
I refuse to play the game.
Any April 1st japesters unwise enough to try something out on me better have a good answer to the following question:
“Are you fucking stupid?”
Seems to work.