James Blunt. He’s a bit of an easy target isn’t he? Doesn’t mean you should refrain though.
At last week’s Brit Awards, Chris Martin went on stage and yelped these words of utter genius: “Stop giving James Blunt a hard time, cos, he’s British, and all that stuff.” I never even knew he was British. So why the hell does he sing like an incontinent American softy whose mum lays out his pyjamas on his bed every night?
And I hate people who say James Blunt has a good voice. It is dire. I think ‘You’re Beautiful’ would actually be a good song if somebody reasonable was singing it. His voice sounds makes him soud like he is a cat whose tail is being stood on permanently.
Anyway, I think Chris Martin is definitely on to something here, so I thought I’d compile a list of people who we should really get behind, cos, they’re British, and all that stuff.
- James Blunt
- Harold Shipman
- Chris Martin
- Jade Goody
- Tony Blair
- Gary Glitter
- Oswald Mosley
- Max Mosley
- Paul McKenna
- George Galloway
Remember, they’re all British, and we should be proud. So get off their case!