Everybody wins!

You know, I really hate by-elections. Because everybody always seems to win. I mean, everybody.

Labour won.
Hang on, the SNP did.
Oh no, it was a disaster for the nationalists.
Good for the Lib Dems though.
But the Conservatives are making progress.
The Greens beat the Socialists!
And the SSP… well… uh…

I guess they’re the exception that proves the rule.

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