Barstewards

It was clearly dozy idiots training night tonight at the pub. I’m sure being behind the bar isn’t easy if you’re just starting, but I was stunned by the lack of basic knowledge — the sort of stuff that even I know — that the person who served me tonight had.

One person who got served by her before me had to ask for ice to be put in his glass for his Magners. Then when he asked for Stella she said, “Do you want ice in that aswell?” The other guy didn’t get a slice of lime in his bottle of Corona. How do you have Corona without the lime? The lime is the whole point!

Having stood at the bar for probably ten minutes (I’m used to this mind you, I’m rubbish at getting served) she asked me, “Are you wanting served?”

No, no I’ve not been standing at the bar for longer than I care to remember because I’m wanting served. I’m standing here taking the world’s longest piss.

She hadn’t yet discovered the gap beneath the taps to hand customers their drinks through. Instead, she handed everybody’s drinks over the taps. There wasn’t any ice in my glass for my Magners.

3 comments

  1. A token ‘LiveJournal’ type post that doctorvee.

    I try not to have a go at bar staff. Some don’t know much, but providing they’re not completely thick as shit and hopeless, or overly miserable, I let them make a mess of my overpriced drink.

    Still, there’s no excuse for asking for ‘tops’ and getting the lemonade put in your pint glass FIRST.

  2. The bar staff were shit and hopeless AND overly miserable though, I was there too. Putting lemonade in the glass first means that when you pour the pint it doesnt go completely crazy and foam everywhere. Putting it on the top often does that. Anyway, tops is shit. 😛

  3. Tops isn’t shit. It’s a cunning way to get ahead in the pint drinking stakes. First pint is tops, which allows you to down your pint faster than your chums, meaning whilst they’re still sipping away, you can look around the room for a bit, then peer at your empty pint glass and go ‘Right…. lovely pint that…. who’s round is it now?’ before landing your gaze on some unsuspecting sod who then has to get the next drinks in.

    Don’t mock the tops!