I just got an email from the Politics department at university. They’re wanting audience members for a new programme (emphasis in the original).
Tired of listening to ‘those in the know’ talking the same tired old rubbish? Heard it all before?
Then get The Last Word…with Nicky Campbell.
AAAAAARGHGHGH.
Free from E numbers…
Oh no, they’re trying to be trendy and clever.
…and the influence of ‘professional politicians’, The Last Word brings a fiery blend of writers, journalists, social commentators, and celebrity contributors to a unique forum which demands answers and offers nowhere to hide.
It sounds terrible. Like the fifth guest on Question Time — except all of them are going to be like the fifth guest on Question Time. And to top it all off it’s presented by Nicky Campbell!