GPS for lost causes

I’m thinking that this isn’t real, but Onlineblog says:

This sounds like a leftover from April 1, but so far, no one seems to think it’s a spoof.

These panties will monitor the location of your daughter, wife or girlfriend 24 hours a day, and can even monitor their heart rate and body temperature.
Based on pioneering research developed by the U.S. military at DARPA (Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency), we have brought this revolutionary technology, previously only available to the military, to you!

These “panties” can trace the exact location of your woman and send the information, via satellite, to your cell phone, PDA, and PC simultaneously! Use our patented mapping system, pantyMap®, to find the exact location of your loved one 24 hours a day.

Idea: If you can’t trust “your woman” to wear pants without checking up on them it’s probably a lost cause.


  1. If I was you I’d get a pair for your mum. You might be shocked by the results. *wink*