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Speech at a press conference by Rt Hon Michael Howard MP

Good morning. Labour will lie about this policy.

We, like many people, are fed up with GYPSIES .

What if one of them looked at you in a funny way?

The News of the World reckons its time to MAKE A PUBLIC EXAMPLE OF these people.

But how will we pay for it? By abolishing Jobcentres.

I think I′d better stop now, I just heard the last Tory voter has fallen asleep in front of the TV. Thank you very much and goodnight.

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