Anyway, they’ve added a special election service and I noticed when right-clicking on the icon in the system tray that I could play Peter Snow’s Swingometer game. “Ooooooh,” I thought, “that sounds like fun!” It’s that time of night.

But I was sorely disappointed. Basically it consists of popping balloons on something that looks vaguely like a swingometer, but only because it has an arrow, and a red bit, and a blue bit. I’m trying to work out what on earth it’s got to do with the election.