It has been revealed that software company Moog have been selected to make Ferrari’s new synthesiser simulator.

Reading between the lines of this statement, it seems as though Ferrari will have to have a new engine next year for the synthesiser simulator to sound realistic. So I can exclusively reveal that next year’s Ferrari engine will sound like this:

Yes, this is my idea of a joke. And yes, I know it isn’t even the same Moog company. I’ll get my coat.