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		<title>Robert Sandall</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2010 20:40:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Duncan Stephen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was sad yesterday to learn of the death of Robert Sandall. While he is most celebrated as a music journalist, I was more aware of him as a radio presenter. In 2001, when I was discovering my interest in experimental music, I was advised by someone on a messageboard to listen to the Radio [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was sad yesterday to learn of the death of <a href="http://www.theartsdesk.com/index.php?option=com_k2&#038;view=item&#038;id=1867:robert-sandall-writer-on-the-arts-desk&#038;Itemid=12">Robert Sandall</a>. While he is most celebrated as a music journalist, I was more aware of him as a radio presenter.</p>
<p>In 2001, when I was discovering my interest in experimental music, I was advised by someone on a messageboard to listen to the Radio 3 programme Mixing It, which Robert Sandall co-presented with Mark Russell. As the title of the programme suggests, it was a genuinely eclectic affair. It showcased all manner of new (and sometimes old) music without discrimination. That&#8217;s not to say they weren&#8217;t critical &#8212; the programme&#8217;s catchphrase became &#8220;where&#8217;s the skill in that?&#8221;</p>
<p>I was hooked to the programme during my teenage years. When it was broadcast late on Sunday nights, it helped take my mind off the fact that I had school in the morning. When it moved to Friday nights, I was unusual among my peers. While most were developing their social lives, I was listening to Radio 3. Robert Sandall was my John Peel.</p>
<p>Nothing has shaped my taste in music more than Mixing It. The programme demonstrated how to approach all types of music with a genuinely open mind, no matter how outlandish or unpromising the premise of the piece may seem. The message was: you never know, you might like it &#8212; and if you didn&#8217;t like it, at least it was interesting to listen to.</p>
<p>In 2007, <a href="http://doctorvee.co.uk/2007/02/08/the-axing-of-mixing-it/">Mixing It was axed by Radio 3</a> having been broadcast since 1990. The word I read time and again about this decision is &#8216;criminal&#8217;. Mixing It was a genuinely unique programme. It was just the sort of thing you think the BBC ought to excel at. But it was disposed of &#8212; with little in the way of justification &#8212; leaving the programme&#8217;s fans angry.</p>
<p>Soon after Radio 3 stopped broadcasting the programme, it was resurrected as Where&#8217;s the Skill in That? on <a href="http://resonancefm.com/archives/4663">Resonance</a>. Sadly these broadcasts were more sporadic, and I missed many of these editions as a result.</p>
<p>Since Mixing It ended, I have not seen the point of listening to much in the way of music radio programmes. Nothing offers the combination of eclecticism, inquisitiveness and humour that Mixing It brought. I am sad that Mixing It is not on the airwaves today, and I am sorry that we won&#8217;t hear Robert Sandall broadcast again.</p>
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		<title>BBC 6 Music should be enhanced, not killed</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 09:18:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Duncan Stephen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If the reports that the BBC will close down 6 Music are true, it is a great shame. Of course, this could be seen coming. The BBC has been utterly weak in almost every respect for the past few years, and it is difficult to escape the notion that it is too big, with too [...]]]></description>
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<p>If the reports that the BBC will close down 6 Music are true, it is a great shame. Of course, this could be seen coming. The BBC has been utterly weak in almost every respect for the past few years, and it is difficult to escape the notion that it is too big, with too many outlets. Of course, when effectively forced to cut back, it will opt to close down the high quality products, rather than those that are merely popular.</p>
<p>6 Music is the only mainstream radio station where you can regularly hear genuinely experimental and alternative music on a regular basis. It is the only station that confounds expectations and delights in challenging the listener.</p>
<p>The <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/6music/shows/freakzone/">Freak Zone</a> is a jewel in 6 Music&#8217;s crown, dedicated to playing esoteric music from today and undiscovered gems from the past. For sure, it is a challenging listen at times &#8212; but that is the very point.</p>
<p>Similarly, <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/6music/shows/jarviscocker/">Jarvis Cocker&#8217;s Sunday Service</a> is truly unique. One of the most eclectic playlists I have ever heard is mixed with ponderings on, for instance, the sad beauty of abandoned Christmas trees.</p>
<p><a href="http://doctorvee.co.uk/2010/01/03/going-radio-gaga/">I have effused before about Adam and Joe</a>, which I think was genuinely the best programme on radio. These are just three of the must-listen radio programmes that 6 Music has brought us.</p>
<h3>6 Music should have broadened its horizons</h3>
<p>There is simply no commercial alternative. In short, <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/theguardian/2010/feb/27/bbc-to-cancel-6-music">it is <em>precisely</em> the sort of thing that the BBC should be doing</a>.</p>
<p>In fact, I have in the past been critical of 6 Music for not being adventurous <em>enough</em> in the past. The BBC does, after all, already have three other major music radio stations, each of which is dedicated to playing different strands of mainstream music. There is, of course, nothing wrong with that. But this should have provided 6 Music with the opportunity to explore the outer reaches of music more freely.</p>
<p>Instead, 6 Music has ended up being slightly unsure of its role. It has come to attain a dual identity. One is that of a genuinely exploratory musical agenda, for discerning listeners who are passionate about the music they already love, and are itching to discover new music.</p>
<p>The other is that of a mere weakened popular music station with a vague indie bent. This aspect made it like a transition station for listeners who have moved on from Radio 1 but can&#8217;t yet bring themselves to listen to Radio 2. Hence the travesty of George Lamb. There are plenty of commercial alternatives for these people to turn to. This is an audience that doesn&#8217;t need to be catered for by the BBC.</p>
<p>Instead of trying to gain listeners with gimmicky attempts to cater for the masses, 6 Music should have set its sights higher by increasing its quality. It could be transformed into a station that is genuinely dedicated to music that you won&#8217;t find on other radio stations.</p>
<p>And there is no need to stop at music. It could encompass culture as a whole. Why shouldn&#8217;t such a station also champion alternative comedy, experimental drama and the like? It could be like a well funded version of <a href="http://resonancefm.com/">Resonance FM</a>.</p>
<p>Instead, the BBC appears to have taken the coward&#8217;s option. Instead of setting its sights towards enhancing the station so that it becomes a great hub for alternative and experimental culture, it has weakly chosen to throw in the towel. Instead of realising the potential of 6 Music and promoting it properly, the BBC has left it in a corner to gather cobwebs and eventually die.</p>
<h3>The BBC&#8217;s disregard for experimental culture</h3>
<p>This would be palatable if it weren&#8217;t for the fact that experimental music has been increasingly marginalised on the BBC&#8217;s other radio stations over the past decade as well. As if the passing of John Peel wasn&#8217;t enough of a blow to adventurous music on the BBC, the corporation appears to be determined to dismantle every last piece of its experimental music programming.</p>
<p>A decade ago Radio 1&#8242;s evening schedule was brimming with experimental music. But the station&#8217;s few remaining programmes dedicated to experimental music have all been shunted to shorter, graveyard time slots. To take just one example, Rob da Bank&#8217;s programme is on at the truly insulting 5-7am on a Saturday. Meanwhile, Mary Anne Hobbs&#8217;s Breezeblock is on at 2-4am on Thursday morning.</p>
<p>New experimental music has all but disappeared from Radio 3 as well. Since <a href="http://doctorvee.co.uk/2007/02/08/the-axing-of-mixing-it/">Mixing It was removed from the schedules</a>, all that has remained is Late Junction, which has itself been marginalised in recent years.</p>
<p>In short, the BBC is doing less of the sort of programming it should be making, and replacing it with the sort of thing that ought to be left to its commercial rivals.</p>
<h3>Absolute to the rescue?</h3>
<p><i>The Times</i> suggested that <a href="http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/tv_and_radio/article7042533.ece">Absolute Radio may be interested</a> in buying 6 Music should the BBC decide to close it down. It seems to me as though Clive Dickens was merely making a point about the inefficient way the BBC has run 6 Music.</p>
<p>But the idea that Absolute might acquire 6 Music and keep it alive is an interesting prospect. I have find myself being increasingly impressed with Absolute. I am sure that it has taken inspiration from 6 Music as it tries to re-build itself without the Virgin brand behind it.</p>
<p>Like 6 Music, Absolute thinks of itself as a home for good music (although in practice it just trots out middle-of-the-road dad rock). It mixes this with the use of comedians like Dave Gorman, Frank Skinner and Iain Lee as presenters.</p>
<p>This is the exact model that 6 Music has used throughout its existence. The station was launched by Phill Jupitus, who presented the 6 Music breakfast show for several years. Since then, 6 Music has been home to several comedians.</p>
<p>I find it doubtful that a radio station like 6 Music would flourish as a commercial operation. But if anyone can pull it off, it is Absolute. It would be fabulous.</p>
<p>The BBC has failed to convincingly promote digital radio. The lack of publicity is the real reason why 6 Music has so few listeners. Fewer than 10% of Radio 1 listeners are listening on a digital platform. When 6 Music is only available on digital platforms, it is no wonder it appears to perform so poorly. Only <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/organgrinder/2010/feb/15/radio2-6music-organ-grinder">one in five people in the UK have even heard of the station</a>. Hence Adam Buxton&#8217;s joke that it is &#8220;the secret station&#8221;.</p>
<p>Yet, <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/organgrinder/audio/2010/feb/25/media-talk-podcast-news-of-the-world-phone-hacking-report">over 54% of Absolute Radio&#8217;s listeners</a> (approximately 31 minutes in) outside of London now listen on digital. The BBC, with all its supposed marketing might, has failed to generate anything like this sort of result, despite having shedloads of cash dedicated to the exercise.</p>
<p>The BBC is now weak and ineffective. It has failed digital radio, and it is now failing to commit to the very adventurous programming it is supposed to be dedicated to.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?v=info&#038;gid=278123313911">The Save 6 Music Facebook group</a>.</p>
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		<title>The premium rate scandal has caught the wrong culprits</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Mar 2007 16:49:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Duncan Stephen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Long term readers of this blog will know that I am not a big fan of phone-in quizzes. So when the recent controversy surrounding premium rate phone lines I was quite pleased. But now I think it has turned into media bandwagon. More and more instances of dodgy goings-on are being sniffed out by the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Long term readers of this blog will know that I am not a big fan of <a href="http://doctorvee.co.uk/tag/quiz-channels/">phone-in quizzes</a>. So when the recent controversy surrounding premium rate phone lines I was quite pleased. But now I think it has turned into media bandwagon.</p>
<p>More and more instances of dodgy goings-on are being sniffed out by the media. The problem is, each subsequent new problem is less important than the last one. Now the premium rate phone lines look a bit amateurish &#8212; but not evil, which is what they actually are.</p>
<p>Not that I have any sympathy for the viewers who phone in time after time and somehow expect not to be charged. Take the fuss surrounding Channel Five&#8217;s <i>Brainteaser</i>. There were a few instances where the producers were unable to find anybody who had a correct answer among the ten random names and numbers supplied by the people in charge of the phone lines.</p>
<p>If you have ever watched <i>Brainteaser</i>, you will know just how cretinous you have to be to get the answer wrong. The most common puzzles on <i>Brainteaser</i> are are a bit like anagrams, but instead of all the letters being jumbled up, groups of letters are jumbled up. A typical example (<a href="http://www.tvforum.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?t=24306&#038;postdays=0&#038;postorder=asc&#038;start=120">stolen from here</a>) is &#8220;LL WA PER PA&#8221;.</p>
<p>Not too difficult is it? To be honest, I don&#8217;t blame the producers for not having a contingency plan in case they can&#8217;t find somebody <em>out of a list of ten people</em> who can&#8217;t get the correct answer. It might have been misguided for them to make up fake names of non-winners, but this smacks more of panicking producers on a live TV show who don&#8217;t know what to do rather than the pure evil that can be found on other quiz channels.</p>
<p>Then there is the hoo-ha over <i>The X Factor</i>, where viewers were charged a bank-breaking 15 pence. I mean, most people probably drop that amount of money every day without realising it. And if you can&#8217;t spare that extra 15 pence, what on earth are you doing using premium rate phone-in lines where your chances of affecting the result are approximately zero?</p>
<p>Channel 4&#8242;s <i>The Morning Line</i> <a href="http://media.guardian.co.uk/broadcast/story/0,,2032727,00.html">got in trouble</a> for charging callers who were stupid enough to phone up after it was announced that the lines were closed. If the phrase &#8220;phone lines are now closed&#8221; isn&#8217;t enough to stop you phoning in, then you really have nothing to complain about.</p>
<p>And now we have got to the point where <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6449919.stm">children are being dragged into</a> the whole thing. A <i>Blue Peter</i> phone-in competition <em>where proceeds went to charity</em> <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6449919.stm">fell victim to a technical glitch</a>. Much like the <i>Brainteaser</i> instance, a panicking member of the production put a child who happened to be visiting the studio on the air to pose as a competition entrant.</p>
<p>Note the final couple of paragraphs in the story:</p>
<blockquote><p>But Ms Zahoor, whose information led to the discovery, says she thinks the BBC&#8217;s reaction is &#8220;silly&#8221;.</p>
<p>&#8220;I didn&#8217;t realise that it would be blown out of all proportion,&#8221; she said, adding that she had refused to lodge a formal complaint about the show.</p></blockquote>
<p>Again, it was probably misguided, but it is hardly the deception and near fraud that you find on some channels. I can&#8217;t actually imagine how lame the next &#8220;premium rate phone call revelation&#8221; is going to be. 999 lines open instead of the 1,000 promised? Comic Relief is going to be fun this year!</p>
<p>What really gets me the most about this storm is the fact that the very worst examples of the genre are getting away with it. The media is after the big names like Britain&#8217;s finest comedy duo Richard and Judy, <i>Saturday Kitchen</i>, <i>The X Factor</i> and <i>Blue Peter</i>.</p>
<p>But the quiz channels themselves &#8212; entire channels that are devoted to these controversial competitions &#8212; are carrying on pretty much as normal. There was a slightly eerie evening recently when there was only one of these on Freeview &#8212; Big Game TV on Ftn (how different would it be if this channel were called &#8216;Virgin&#8217;, its true colours?). But TMF&#8217;s <i>Pop the Q</i> was only gone for one evening due to a technical problem.</p>
<p>Channel Five dropped Quiz Call in the wake of the <i>Brainteaser</i> problems, but Quiz Call itself carries on as normal on Sky. The ITV Play channel has been axed by ITV, but only because it wasn&#8217;t making enough money!</p>
<p>These might be signs that the phone-in quiz television genre has hit the rocks. But the genre&#8217;s coat has been on a shoogly nail for ages. You can tell that with all the chopping and changing that has been going on, such as when Channel 4 sold Quiz Call (I bet they&#8217;re mighty glad they sold it now!) and the musical chairs involving Ftn&#8217;s, Channel Five&#8217;s and even ITV&#8217;s quiz slots.</p>
<p>ITV Play only makes money on its late-night ITV1 slot and apparently often made a loss during the day. The channel probably would have closed anyway &#8212; it&#8217;s just that now was a convenient time to close it.</p>
<p>With this controversy, programmes like the relatively innocuous <i>Richard &#038; Judy</i> are being castigated, while the actually evil <i>Make Your Play</i> has technically been given the all-clear.</p>
<p>I mean, at least the competitions on <i>Richard &#038; Judy</i> and the like have well-defined rules and everybody gets pretty much what is expected. On the quiz channels, on the other hand, callers are taken arbitrarily (even during &#8216;speed rounds&#8217;, even when the presenters are promising that they are taking &#8220;as many calls as they can&#8221;).</p>
<p>The questions are vaguely-defined such as the tower guessing games (where is the skill in that?, as a couple of Resonance FM presenters might say) or the downright deceitful &#8216;add the numbers / pennies / circles / whatever&#8217; games. And they never tell you how they get to the answers. These are the real premium rate scams, but somehow everybody is now focussing on charity-funding competitions for children.</p>
<p>Finally, a big thumbs down goes to Icstis, the so-called regulatory body for premium rate phone lines. That is has taken this media bandwagon to finally get Icstis to levitate their big arse over problems that are in some cases several months old is shocking. The shouldn&#8217;t have to wait for the media to do their job for them.</p>
<p>Notably, The Hits has ditched its frankly diabolical <i>Cash Call</i> slot. Apparently this programme was actually beamed from Hungary (and the programme was often fronted by presenters whose grip of English wasn&#8217;t too great). Quite fishy.</p>
<p>Anyway, enjoy this clip of it on YouTube. As you can see, it is deceptively boring &#8212; a good cure for insomnia at that time of night perhaps? On the other hand, it is classic car-crash television, and it is fascinating just for how boring it is.</p>
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<p><strong>Update:</strong> <a href="http://twitter.com/qwghlm/statuses/7851491">Qwghlm Twitters his view</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>ZOMG Blue Peter cheatery! Meanwhile, the Trident bill is going through the House&#8230;</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Mixing It banned by the BBC</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Mar 2007 11:06:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s true. Whilst we of course have no objection to Mark Russell and Robert Sandall presenting a radio programme which covers new and experimental music, the BBC has issues regarding the unauthorised use of the programme title Mixing It. The BBC has been using the programme name for 16 years and in that time it [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://r3ok.myforum365.com/index.php?topic=424.msg9721#msg9721">It&#8217;s true</a>.</p>
<blockquote><p>Whilst we of course have no objection to Mark Russell and Robert Sandall presenting a radio programme which covers new and experimental music, the BBC has issues regarding the unauthorised use of the programme title Mixing It. The BBC has been using the programme name for 16 years and in that time it has become a very established brand for our organisation</p></blockquote>
<p>As Mark Russell says, so established that they decided to drop it without giving a reason!</p>
<p>So, not content with booting Mixing It off their own airwaves, the BBC seem to be doing everything they can to limit its chances on a tiny, not-for-profit radio station that survives on listeners&#8217; donations.</p>
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		<title>Mixing It resurrected &#8212; for real!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Feb 2007 01:46:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yes, it&#8217;s true! Mixing It is returning! Not to Radio 3, but that&#8217;s Radio 3&#8242;s loss. Mixing It&#8217;s new home is on Resonance FM. According to Mark Russell himself, posting on the &#8220;alternative&#8221; Radio 3 message board, the first programme will be broadcast at some point within the next seven days. Then a series will [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yes, it&#8217;s true! Mixing It is returning! Not to Radio 3, but that&#8217;s Radio 3&#8242;s loss. Mixing It&#8217;s new home is on <a href="http://www.resonancefm.com/">Resonance FM</a>.</p>
<p><a href="http://r3ok.myforum365.com/index.php?topic=359.msg5614">According to Mark Russell himself</a>, posting on the &#8220;alternative&#8221; Radio 3 message board, the first programme will be broadcast at some point within the next seven days. Then a series will begin later in March. This is fantastic news.</p>
<p>I have to confess that &#8212; although I&#8217;ve heard so much about it &#8212; I&#8217;ve never listened to Resonance before. I&#8217;ll definitely have to, now that Mark Russell and Robert Sandall are on board.</p>
<p>Apparently this was all thanks to the overwhelming response on the internet about the programme&#8217;s demise. And now they are wanting to set up a website and potentially make podcasts as well. It seems as though it may be off national radio, but in one way Mixing It will be bigger than ever before.</p>
<p>The way that such a strong online community formed following the axing of the programme was extraordinary. I think I speak for everyone when I say we will probably all appreciate Mixing It that little bit more from now on.</p>
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<li><a href="http://r3ok.myforum365.com/index.php">Alternative Radio 3 message boards</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.last.fm/group/Mixing+It">Mixing It group on Last.fm</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.resonancefm.com/">Resonance FM</a></li>
<li><a href="http://doctorvee.co.uk/tag/mixing-it/">My other posts about Mixing It</a></li>
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<p><strong>Update:</strong> So <a href="http://r3ok.myforum365.com/index.php?topic=424.0">Mixing It is confirmed</a> for Wednesday at 2300. It looks like it will be a weekly 60 minute slot for the next wee while. Fantastic stuff.</p>
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		<title>Mixing It resurrected &#8212; sort of</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Feb 2007 02:05:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Duncan Stephen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fans of Mixing It who use Last.fm should consider joining the Mixing It Last.fm group! The neat thing is that each Last.fm group has its own &#8220;radio station&#8221;. The more diverse the music collections of the group members is, the more eclectic (and there like the real Mixing It) the radio station becomes. I&#8217;ve just [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fans of Mixing It who use Last.fm should consider joining the <a href="http://www.last.fm/group/Mixing+It">Mixing It Last.fm group</a>! The neat thing is that each Last.fm group has its own &#8220;radio station&#8221;. The more diverse the music collections of the group members is, the more eclectic (and there like the real Mixing It) the radio station becomes. I&#8217;ve just tuned into it and heard a Paul Anka cover of Van Halen&#8217;s &#8216;Jump&#8217; in a swing style. Of course, nothing will ever beat the real thing.</p>
<p><a href="http://doctorvee.co.uk/tag/mixing-it/">Other posts about Mixing It</a></p>
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		<title>The axing of Mixing It pt. 2</title>
		<link>http://doctorvee.co.uk/2007/02/11/the-axing-of-mixing-it-pt-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Feb 2007 18:24:24 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mixing It presenter <a href="http://web.mac.com/mjrussell2/iWeb/Site/Mixing%20It.html">Mark Russell has an interesting post about the demise of the programme</a>. It certainly seems as though the programme has been quite harshly treated by Radio 3 in its final months. Thanks to Simon Russell who sent me the link.</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tomorrow is a sad day for fans of experimental music, and it is a particularly poor one for the reputation of the BBC in certain circles. Probably the best music programme on radio, Mixing It, has been axed. The final programme will be tomorrow at 2215 on Radio 3. Mixing It was probably the only [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tomorrow is a sad day for fans of experimental music, and it is a particularly poor one for the reputation of the BBC in certain circles. Probably the best music programme on radio, <i>Mixing It</i>, has been axed. The final programme will be tomorrow at 2215 on Radio 3.</p>
<p><i>Mixing It</i> was probably the only radio programme I would go out of my way to listen to. Ever since I was introduced to it six years ago by a good person on a messageboard about <a href="http://doctorvee.co.uk/2006/06/21/to-my-shame-i-own-feeder-cds/">Feeder</a> (of all bands), the programme has been the main source through which I discovered new bands. It&#8217;s been doing the same thing for many others since 1990. But that will all end tomorrow.</p>
<p>Over the past six years, nothing has influenced my music buying habits more than <i>Mixing It</i>. There literally is nothing else like it on the radio. It wasn&#8217;t called <i>Mixing It</i> for nothing. You genuinely wouldn&#8217;t know what was around the corner. It took Blectum From Blechdom as seriously as the rest of Radio 3 took Bach and Beethoven.</p>
<p>This love of modern experimental music earned it a certain reputation from some particular snooty-nosed Radio 3 listeners who would rather the station was filled with classical music and nothing else. People such as <a href="http://www.for3.org/">Friends of Radio 3</a> (some &#8220;friends&#8221;, huh?) say that <i>Mixing It</i> would fit better on Radio 1 or 6Music.</p>
<p>I can only assume that they have never listened to Radio 1. A perousal of Radio 1&#8242;s &#8220;<a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/experimental/">Experimental</a>&#8221; [<i>sic</i>] page would downright offend any self-respecting fan of experimentation. Right now it features The Klaxons and CSS. It is hardly boundary smashing stuff.</p>
<p>As for the programmes on Radio 1, even in the past five years the change has been drastic. Back then there was <i>The Blue Room</i>, an ambient / acoustic music show which, while tucked away in the schedules at 5am, at least suited its slot. In the past year, it has been axed. Other experimental shows by Mary Anne Hobbs and Gilles Peterson have scandalously been moved to graveyard slots like 2am to make way for Colin Murray.</p>
<p>Meanwhile, 6Music (with a couple of notable exceptions) is really just Radio 2 for people in denial. For all of its good aspects, 6Music probably does not have the ability to accomodate a programme with such varied and eclectic playlists. I certainly could not imagine Radio 1 or 6Music broadcasting concerts by artists like The Matthew Herbert Big Band.</p>
<p>And this is not to mention the approach taken by <i>Mixing It</i>, which really took an interest in the way the music was made. It was chin-strokey but not po-faced, an approach shaped by the brilliant banter between Mark Russell and Robert Sandall. The programme didn&#8217;t take itself too seriously, but it had quite an analytical bent that really only suits Radio 3, certainly more than it would suit Radio 1 or 6Music.</p>
<p>Take, for instance, last week&#8217;s special programme on the Berlin music scene. Radio 1 might do a documentary on Berlin, but it would probably only focus on a genre at a time and it certainly wouldn&#8217;t last ninety minutes. <i>Mixing It</i>&#8216;s programme explored many aspects of the Berlin community and took a genuine interest in the way the music was made. It didn&#8217;t try to relate everything to some kind of superficial, non-existent scene.</p>
<p><i>Mixing It</i> was a unique in that it didn&#8217;t see a boundary between pop and classical music as somebody like Friends of Radio 3 or even your average Radio 1 listener would see. The approach of <i>Mixing It</i> has possibly fostered a new culture linking pop and classical music. I recently wrote about <a href="http://doctorvee.co.uk/2007/01/23/jonny-greenwood-and-radio-3/">how brilliant Jonny Greenwood is</a>. Writing on the Media Guardian website, Ed Baxter of Resonance FM said:</p>
<blockquote><p>Witness the BBC Concert Orchestra&#8217;s coy description of its current Composer in Residence, Johnny Greenwood, as &#8220;probably better known as the guitarist in the hugely successful band Radiohead&#8221;. Probably. And probably too such a collaboration would have been inconceivable without Mixing It connecting savvy classical players and serious young pop stars.</p></blockquote>
<p>It is very sad that Radio 3 should be turning its back on something so wonderful, in a year when Jonny Greenwood won the Radio 3 listeners&#8217; award in the <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio3/newmusic/britishcomposerawards.shtml">British Composer Awards</a>.</p>
<p>Because not only has <i>Mixing It</i> been axed, but its only close relative &#8212; <i>Late Junction</i> &#8212; has been cut from four shows per week to three as well. Radio 3 appears to be closing the door to the sort of music that doesn&#8217;t get an outlet anywhere else (despite what Friends of Radio 3 might believe!). And to think that just a few years ago things were looking up, when <i>Mixing It</i>&#8216;s slot was extended.</p>
<p>So what has <i>Mixing It</i> been replaced with? Something called <i>Jazz Library</i>, a new programme dedicated to playing old jazz records. Now I don&#8217;t have an aversion to jazz, but I find it difficult to believe that this new programme will make anything like the same impact as <i>Mixing It</i> did.</p>
<p>Is there really not enough space for <i>Mixing It</i> to remain on Radio 3&#8242;s schedules. It is not as if 75 minutes tucked away on a Friday night (or even its old slot of 60 minutes on a Sunday night!) is really getting in anybody&#8217;s way.</p>
<p>What can fans of experimental music listen to now? Do we really have to make do Mary Anne Hobbs&#8217; yelping (at 4am) and whatever podcasts we can rustle up from the internet? What will influence my music purchases from now on? From Saturday onwards, I will be a little bit more lost than I was before.</p>
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<li><a href="http://www.drownedinsound.com/articles/1579334">Discussions about <i>Mixing It</i></a> <a href="http://www.drownedinsound.com/articles/1564871">on Drowned in Sound</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio3/mixingit/"><i>Mixing It</i> website</a></li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mixing_It"><i>Mixing It</i> on Wikipedia</a></li>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There is something about Matthew Herbert, the revered electronic music producer who has a new album out at the moment, that I find a little bit annoying. Don&#8217;t get me wrong here. I have three Herbert-produced albums &#8212; &#8216;<a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00008XUQY/">Goodbye Swingtime</a>â€™, &#8216;<a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0000YHIX8/">Likes&#8230;</a>â€™ and &#8216;<a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00005B9JQ/">Bodily Functions</a>â€™ &#8212; and I think they are all pretty good, especially &#8216;Goodbye Swingtime&#8217;. But recently I haven&#8217;t felt the urge to buy any more Herbert stuff.</p>
<p>My problem with him is this: noise. By noise I don&#8217;t mean the completely insane dense <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noise_music">noise music</a> &#224; la Merzbow. I actually quite like that sort of stuff; it can be quite fun. If I&#8217;m angry or upset or something, noise music is actually the very best thing I can put on because it kind of neutralises me, and once it&#8217;s all over I feel okay. I dunno why that works, but I shouldn&#8217;t question these things.</p>
<p>But in this case I mean noise as in found sounds. For the uninitiated, Matthew Herbert&#8217;s big gimmick is to stick a microphone up a chicken&#8217;s bum, record it taking a dump, then turn the sound into a quaint, skittering (pun intended) jolly piece of music that&#8217;s meant to get you wiggling a bit.</p>
<p>Once again, I should stress that I do not have a problem with found sounds at all. In fact, I have read that Autechre make heavy use of found sounds, which is believeable. But they do it really cleverly because they do it with the intention of making good music. Matthew Herbert, on the other hand, does it to make some kind of grandiose statement. At first I thought it was really cool. Ripping up copies of <i>The Daily Mail</i> in time to the music? How can you resist?</p>
<p>But after a while I began to wonder if the big concepts were getting in the way of making good music. If you read all of the liner notes for &#8216;Goodbye Swingtime&#8217;, which was released at the very height of the Iraq war debate, there is a lot of shit in there. Whether you agree with the broad thrust of his argument or not (and I happened to be against the invasion), it is easy to see that there is a lot of extremely pretentious bollocks going on in the album. Here is an example of the notes for one of the tracks, &#8216;The Three W&#8217;s':</p>
<blockquote><p><i>Sounds:</i> Vocals by Mara Carlyle, Typing of the URL for www.soaw.org, the School of Americas Watch website dictating American involvement in Latin American dictatorships. Printing of pages from the same website / Flugel horn by Pete Wraight.</p></blockquote>
<p>Sure enough, listen to the track and there is the sound of an inkjet printer churning away, presumably printing pages from said website. I mean, fair enough if Matthew Herbert feels like this message should get out, but it sounds shit on the record.</p>
<p>In the notes for another track, &#8216;Misprints&#8217;, surrounded by the usual notes crediting musicians, there is this:</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8230;Newspaper clippings about Iraq from around the world shaped in to instruments and filled with popcorn, rice and foreign coins&#8230;</p></blockquote>
<p>&#8216;Simple Mind&#8217;:</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8230;Band also played the instruments without blowing them&#8230;</p></blockquote>
<p>Also peppered around the album is the sound of books by Noam Chomsky, Michael Moore, Greg Palast and others either being flicked through or silently read. Presumably all of this is meant to enlighten the listener via the mystical voodoo telepathic power of the CD in a stereo. I think the idea is that if you hear (I say &#8216;hear&#8217;, but all you actually hear is pages being turned) on the album a saxophonist silently reading Michael Moore&#8217;s <i>Stupid White Men</i> then you too can become a ranting, fat, hypocritical millionaire who likes to dress up as a tramp.</p>
<p><span class="picture"><a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/netnotes/article/0,6729,1312280,00.html"><img src="http://www.doctorvee.co.uk/images/2blair.jpg" alt="Herbert getting political" /></a><br /><i>Herbert getting political</i></span> As I said, it is all very well if Matthew Herbert wants his political viewpoints to be known, but it doesn&#8217;t make for good music. It just makes for embarassing liner notes. There is hardly anything worse than a musician pretending he is an expert in international affairs. You need look no further than those posers Bob &#8220;ten out of ten&#8221; Geldof and Bono to see the absolute tossery that this leads to. This stuff is no better than Tony Blair stiltedly posing with his Stratocaster. I buy a CD to listen to music. If I want lectures on international politics I&#8217;ll buy a book.</p>
<p>&#8216;Goodbye Swingtime&#8217; was all right though. I still think it&#8217;s a pretty good album, so I was interested when his following album, &#8216;Plait du Jour&#8217;, was released. It was an album all about food politics. As I recall, the general thrust of the argument was, &#8220;Buy all your food from local farmers, but don&#8217;t let African farmers starve.&#8221; I&#8217;m not sure how buying British produce is meant to help poor African farmers. Still, that is his viewpoint which he is entitled to, so I was still going to buy the album because the music was still going to be good, right?</p>
<p>Well it turned out that &#8216;Plait du Jour&#8217; was where <i>musique concr&#232;te</i> turned <i>musique wet</i>. Matthew Herbert exactly recreated a meal that Nigella Lawson once cooked for George W. Bush. Then he whipped his microphone out and recorded the meal being run over by a tank (the tank was chosen even though we should &#8220;start no wars&#8221;). Okay, it raises a smile, but does it result in good music? I have no idea because as soon as I read about it I decided I was not going to touch that album with a bargepole.</p>
<p>I once asked a R&#243;is&#237;n Murphy fan to convince me to buy her <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0009I477U/">solo album</a> which was produced by Matthew Herbert. I explained, &#8220;I&#8217;ve gone off Matthew Herbert.&#8221; The reply? &#8220;Herbert is back to his best!&#8221; Thank goodness, I thought. I read on: &#8220;He recorded her making cups of tea, whacking a notepad about, jumping up and down on bed, hissing&#8230;&#8221; My hopes were dashed. I still haven&#8217;t bought the R&#243;is&#237;n Murphy album.</p>
<p>Here is the blurb from a recent edition of the tip-top Radio 3 programme, <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio3/mixingit/pip/7sx51/">Mixing It</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>For his latest album release, Matthew Herbert has concentrated on writing songs, although his experimental side is still very much at work, with sound sources as diverse as coffins, petrol pumps and an RAF Tornado bomber, and drum tracks recorded in a variety of locations: a hot air balloon, under the sea and in a car travelling at 100mph.</p></blockquote>
<p>Since this is supposed to be an album of songs, I wonder if he has also recorded sounds from inside his own arse &#8212; <em>otherwise how would he record the vocals with his head stuck so far up it?</em> As I said at the start of this post, found sounds are absolutely fine. But with Matthew Herbert nobody ever talks about the music, they only talk about his mad recording exploits. Herbert allows all of these silly ideas to get in the way of a good tune which, at the end of the day, is surely what it is all about?</p>
<p>I shouldn&#8217;t really single out Matthew Herbert like this because he is not the only artist who puts the concept and the found sounds ahead of the music. You know me &#8212; I like music with an experimental edge, and in that arena being pretentious isn&#8217;t exactly an unusual thing. But there is a line to be drawn.</p>
<p>When I first heard that Venetian Snares was making an album with his girlfriend Hecate which was made entirely out of the sounds they made while having sex I thought it was a genius idea. The problem was, when the album was released <em>it sounded like all they ever do in bed is fart</em>.</p>
<p><strong>Olive branch:</strong> To prove that I still quite like Matthew Herbert, despite all the bile I directed towards him in this post, I am putting his &#8216;Hoedown Bump&#8217; instrumental remix of Jamie Lidell&#8217;s &#8216;Multiply&#8217; here, because I think it&#8217;s really cool. As always, you&#8217;ll have to press play every 30 seconds.</p>
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