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What a dull race! James Allen was as usual trying his best to make out that it was the most amazing spectacle ever, but it wasn’t. Apart from all the incidents at the start and an overtaking move for 9th place (don’t get too excited now!) towards the end, absolutely nothing happened apart from Alonso having a bit of a wiggly rear end.

I don’t think I can recall there ever being a good F1 race at the ridiculous Indianapolis circuit. In a way it is offensive to both US open-wheel racing and European-based Grand Prix racing. The authorities hang on to it because of some kind of romantic notion that it would be really great to have the world’s greatest motor racing series taking place at the so-called world US capital of motor sport. But it really is like bashing a square peg into a round hole.

The circuit, with its ‘Micky Mouse’ twisty infield section which looks as though it was made up as they went along, is unpopular. The racing has not set the world alight. And the safety problems have at times been too much, what with the tyre issues last year and Ralf Schumacher’s huge shunt in 2004.

By all means, a Formula 1 race should take place in the USA. But at the end of the contract with Indianapolis, it is time for everybody to stand back and really ask themselves how much of a success the past seven years have been. Any level-headed person will say that it has not been a success. It is time to move the US Grand Prix elsewhere.

At least the fans weren’t booing today. They were happy with Michael Schumacher’s win, even if the race itself was coma-inducing. And at least the championship is that little bit closer now.

FIAsco: Fun-1 manages to find some amusing things from the race.

This is my fourth post in a row about Formula 1, but I’m not apologising for that.

Well, that was … comical, embarassing, farcical, suicidal. There are any number of words you could use, but none of them refer to the racing because there wasn’t any. It’s difficult to know what to say.

We knew it wouldn’t be good. It was hilarious how ITV’s commentator James Allen tried to do his usual crescendo at the start, with only six cars on the grid. It was comical to see so few cars battle it out for turn one — but nobody was laughing after that, as the race was effectively over, bar a toy split-second scrap at the pits between the Ferraris.

The United States Grand Prix is so important for Formula 1. For starters, it’s in the United States ferchrissake. The big market that Formula 1 has always been chasing. And don’t forget that races in North and South America reach so many more people anyway because it’s on prime time television in Europe.

It’s difficult to imagine how many people will have been disappointed in so many ways. The broadcasters will obviously be fuming — how many viewers will they have lost? ITV paid extra so that they could bring the viewers more of the US Grand Prix this year aswell. All of ITV’s sponsors and advertisers will be furious, as will the sponsors who pay top dollar for their logos to appear on cars and trackside.

But of course there are the fans themselves. The official Formula 1 website was down for most of the grand prix, and several other websites are down right now, no doubt due to thousands firing off emails with their two cents. Not to forget those who actually paid to watch an F1 race. People around the world will have seen the pictures of fans — some of whom had travelled thousands of miles — sticking their thumbs down, exiting the racetrack and chanting for a refund. It’s difficult to see how they can get a refund. Technically, a race did go ahead — just a very bad one.

It was very difficult to see a solution to the problem though. None of them were perfect. Of course the Michelin runners could have gone slowly, but that would have been more dangerous (with cars going at vastly different speeds on the track), and would have ended in the same result anyway — effectively a one-(prancing) horse race. The sensible compromise, in my eyes, was to build the chicane which Michelin thought would have solved the problem. That would be unfair for those who didn’t have a problem. But it is not unusual for a track to be changed in such a way. In the interests of safety, common sense, good racing, the fans and the future of Formula 1, there was nothing wrong with just building a chicane. Instead, petty politics once again prevailed, and Formula 1 found itself in a farcial situation in the USA once again.

It might well be the death of Formula 1 in the USA. The motor racing fans who visited Indianapolis Motor Speedway today certainly won’t be too enthusiastic from now on. I think Formula 1 should just cut its losses and get out of there. F1 isn’t really compatible with the US. Indeed, America is out of phase with the rest of the world in almost every sport you can think of.

It might be a generalisation, but the majority of American motor racing fans, it is probably fair to say, are often people who just want to see the biggest crash. Formula 1, on the other hand is for geeks. Formula 1 tries to avoid crashes as much as possible, to the extent that seven tenths of the drivers pulled out of today’s grand prix for safety reasons. Americans can stick to their ovals. It’s their loss.

By the same token, the Indianapolis Motor Speedway is not a Formula 1 circuit. Bernie Ecclestone and Tony George met one day, saw the biggest form of motorsport and the self-styled “motor racing capital of the world” and put two and two together. But a four doesn’t just pop up by magic. Formula 1 isn’t Tony George’s priority. He makes enough business out of the Indianapolis 500 and other American motorsport. Indianapolis is not a Formula 1 circuit. It is an oval with a bloody stupid, ill-conceived, slow, twisty section laid over the top.

When the new surface at Indianapolis was laid it wasn’t with Formula 1 cars in mind — it was to help IndyCars go faster. Now people are saying that the Michelins were exploding because of the abrasive and rough new surface, combined with the banking that you just don’t get in F1. Some people say that the only reason Bridgestone got away with it was because their parent company Firestone have already run cars there — so Bridgestone had insider information that Michelin didn’t have access to.

It’s not the first time Formula 1 has faced a situation like this. Since the tyre rules started getting tinkered problems have just been waiting to happen. I remember the 2003 Brazilian Grand Prix almost didn’t start because nobody had the right tyres for the heavy rain conditions. That should have been the wake-up call. Instead, F1′s politicians just sat on it and hoped it would just go away. Well it didn’t.

I’m beginning to think that GPWC is the way to go. Everywhere you turn Ferrari just seem to get in the way of progress — all in their own self-interest. Now is the time for Formula 1 to take a good, long, hard look at itself. Well, that time was a very long time ago actually, but nobody ever got off their arse to do anything about it. Well, they did, but the FIArrari axis of evil wouldn’t budge. Either all the Formula 1 teams and the FIA can sit down and have a serious think about how they can take things forward, or they can watch Formula 1 die on its feet.

The Formula 1 season — up until today — has been absolutely fantastic. But every now and again it makes a massive cock-up — and this is the biggest one yet — and it’s because of rotten elements deep within the political labyrinth. There are a lot of agendas around in Formula 1 these days. Superficially, today’s goings-on were about safety. But an awful lot of it is down to politics aswell. All of the GPWC teams are also Michelin teams. Minardi say they only raced because Jordan did. This shows just how petty things are.

If F1 were to end I wouldn’t be unhappy. There will always be a pinaccle of grand prix motor racing. There’ll always be a way for the Schumachers, the Alonsos and the Räikkönens of this world to entertain us. Whether it’s called Formula 1, GPWC, or anything else is entirely irrelevant. A fresh start would be a breath of fresh air.

Update: A wee mention for Tiago Monteiro. He did get lapped, but he finished on the podium. It is a hollow podium finish, but Jordan always luck into their good results these days. He was trying to celebrate on the podium, but they other drivers didn’t feel it appropriate. Tiago Monteiro has a great record now though — he was the only driver ever to finish his first eight races; now he’s the first ever to finish his first nine!

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