Archive: Christianity

I mentioned recently that I am a huge fan of the radio programme Up All Night. Every night on the programme a newspaper editor discusses what is going to be in the morning’s edition of his particular newspaper. Most of the editors do just that: explain what is going to be in the morning paper. But there is one person who consistently uses his spot on BBC radio as a political platform instead.

Without fail, every Tuesday morning, Hugh Whittow from the Daily Express sounds adamant that civilisation is on the brink of collapse. He always tries his very hardest to sound jaded and fed up with the world, although it doesn’t often sound that sincere. He just sounds like somebody trying very hard to roll their eyes as audibly as possible. Inevitably there will be a sentence somewhere in his diatribe that ends: “…and I’m afraid it’s just another example of political correctness gone mad.”

Hugh Whittow is infact one of my favourite examples of political correctness gone mad gone mad — the phenomenon where everything is blamed on political correctness gone mad to the point where the phrase “political correctness” ceases to mean anything whatsoever. The other day I heard somebody on a phone-in trying to explain that old ladies are searched at airports because of political correctness. And not because of, oh, say, security?!

Whittow takes the concept to extremes. Sure, most of it is the sort of thing you would expect from the paranoid perspective of the Express / Mail axis of bitter middle-aged ladies. The Daily Express seems to permanently be on a “crusade” of some sort or another. You see, our traditional British values of decency, fair play and being slightly suspicious of foreigners are under threat from an army of politically correct Brussels bureaucrats who secretly tried to bump Diana off.

Indeed, traditional family values are being pissed on from a great height. The problem is, we can’t work out what height that is exactly because the EU says it’s got to be measured in metric, and we still don’t know what a metre is in inches.

I have images of a young Whittow rolling around in nappies in front of his television and literally turning inside out with rage when he first heard a weather forecaster give the temperature in Celsius instead of Fahrenheit. I imagine he still hasn’t quite recovered from the decimalisation of the pound sterling.

This week the world was officially going to end because the Royal Mail has “ditched” Christian symbols on its annual series of Christmas stamps. What an abomination! Those politically correct do-gooders are getting rid of the true meaning of Christmas and are replacing images of Jesus with secular images like reindeer — all to avoid offending Muslims!

The thing is, non-Christian Christmas stamps are as traditional as Christmas stamps themselves. I thought I would take a look at my collection of Christmas stamps from my stamp collecting days, from before I came to see philately as a cynical money-spinner for the Post Office.

Indeed, the 1996 Christmas stamps consist of religious imagery like three wise men gawping at a UFO and some shepherds standing next to a squint tree. The 1998 images are all of angels, which is kind of Christian (the insert is full of religious guff aswell). The 1999 stamps look kind of abstract, but the series is called “Christians’ Tale”, so I’m guessing they are Christian images.

But what is this I see on the 1997 stamps, entitled “Christmas Crackers”?

Christmas Crackers

Is that a secular image of Father Christmas I see there? Maybe it’s Jesus dressed up as Santa Claus.

Infact, here is an identical story about the secularisation of Christmas stamps in The Daily Telegraph from over two years ago.

See, this isn’t a new story. Killer Whale claims, in the comments at The Daily Mail Watch, that up to and including 2003 the Royal Mail issued 21 sets of ‘Christian’ Christmas stamps and 16 with a more secular theme.

The first ever Christmas stamp And what is this I see here? The first ever Christmas stamp to be issued back in 1966, according to BBC News. I suppose the good readers of the Daily Express thought that this was a depiction of the fourth, lesser-known wise man.

No, I think the Daily Express is just telling big lies to sell newspapers. Given that the first ever Christmas stamp contained a drawing of a snowman, that would make secular Christmas stamps more traditional than religious ones! Oh, and by this measure the world ended forty years ago.

No it didn’t. Instead we have to suffer the same old whining old bumwarts hijacking the traditional Pagan festival with their tedious religious propaganda. Give it a rest!

One of the most interesting things about libertarians is how quickly their devotion to free markets and capitalism disappear so quickly as soon as it involves those dirty foreigners getting a piece of the action.

The Devil’s Kitchen likes to describe himself as a libertarian (as he did in a self-congratulatory post today) and makes much of his support for free markets — albeit almost always in terms of how much tax he has to pay.

But yesterday all of that talk about free markets was thrown out of the window when he approvingly posted a video of Swivel Eyed Farage on Sunday AM.

DK says:

And, on current showing, there is simply no major party that supports the libertarian agenda (I believe that UKIP are the closest that we have, hence my support for them).

Ukip libertarian? I hardly think so. Here is Swivel Eyed Farage in action.

I read one person somewhere (sorry, I’ve forgotten who) complaining that the amount of time Ukip was given on Sunday AM wasn’t enough. Having now watched the clip, I can understand why. If it continued for much longer it probably would have counted as a Party Political Broadcast. How Farage could get away with making such glaringly inconsistent statements almost in the same breath without anything less than fawning deference from Huw Edwards is beyond me.

Farage said:

Should somebody who’s interviewed as a school teacher and then changes faith midway through be allowed to teach a class of children when they can’t see her face? I wouldn’t have thought so, no.

Immediately afterwards, when Huw Edwards asked about the British Airways worker who was asked to cover her cross, Farage’s response was the exact opposite! One rule for Muslims and another for Christians.

Well I find that amazing, I mean British Airways are one of those companies that have consistently been anti-British… So I’m not surprised at all by BA’s behaviour.

Later on he says:

The underlying philosophy that runs through every single Ukip policy is that we want less government interference in our lives.

But predictably, just one minute later, he advocates the view that governments should be able to tell people where they can and can’t live. The reason why? As DK says:

His point about differing GDPs is a good one, I think, and forms the basis of my reservations on the unfettered free trade of peoples between countries. It seems to me that, inevitably, should you allow this, many more people will flow from the lower GDP countries into the high GDP countries and, realistically, that there will be far fewer emigrating to those lower GDP countries.

The fact that different countries have different GDPs is not a good argument against “the unfettered free trade of peoples between countries”. GDP is a measure of all of the income earned in an economy. So if you say that a country has a lower (per capita) GDP than another, that just means that the average income of a citizen of that country is lower.

Different people have different incomes. That is a fact of life. These differences in income exist within Europe. They also exist within the UK. They also exist within Kirkcaldy.

If this is so much of a problem that the government has to set some kind of limit to immigration, then it must also be enough of a problem to set a limit to the amount that people move within a country. There would be quotas on the number of people who can move from the Highlands to the Home Counties. They would build a moat around Ferguslie Park.

But they haven’t. That’s because the economy can cope with people of different economic backgrounds moving around the country. It is a fact that Scots prepared to move to England and English people prepared to move to Scotland in search of work will make more money than if they just stayed where they were born.

The economy as a whole benefits from this free movement of people. If Mr S from Scotland is really good at making widget X which is made in England, Mr S will move to England to work in job X because that’s what he’s good at, so he’ll make the most money there. And because he’s really good at his job, he makes widget X more efficiently than the average Mr E from England would have. Because Mr S is better at his job, firm X’s costs are lower and the benefits are spread to the economy as a whole.

Just because the line on the map has moved doesn’t make this fact untrue. And this isn’t just some pie in the sky economic theory. I am sure that everybody can think of several people who have moved long distances to get a job because they could see the clear benefits of doing so. DK himself is an Englishman living in Edinburgh for crying out loud! Just imagine how much of an economic shithouse the world would be if nobody ever moved away from their place of birth.

I really don’t see how it can be consistent to support a free market within a country but then advocate that the free trade — which is supposedly so beneficial to all — should end at the line drawn on a map.

Given that DK is such a “libertarian”, I am sure he will be familiar with the section of libertarian poster boy Adam Smith’s The Wealth of Nations dealing with protectionism (Book IV, Ch II). Smith might be talking about goods, but I cannot see any reason why what he says does not apply to labour aswell. If anyone has any reasons I would love to hear them.

Saying that the fact that countries have differing GDPs is a problem for a free trade area is a bit like saying that having firms of differing sizes is a problem in an economy. It is not. DK is probably right when he says, “there will be far fewer emigrating to those lower GDP countries,” if free trade of peoples is allowed.

This kind of thing is usually celebrated by libertarians. It’s freedom of choice, you see. So when there is competition, firms that don’t match the expectations of their customers have to adapt in order to survive. It is exactly the same for countries. When people can pick and choose where they live, governments are forced to take a long, hard look at the way they are running their economies. Sometimes they might even reform.

If, as libertarians suggest, it is the case that cutting back on welfare benefits, lowering corporate tax and so on improves a country’s economy and living standards, then open borders will force governments to adopt these policies as they try to attract jobs to their economies.

I thought that was what DK wanted? But by opposing the “free trade of peoples”, he could well be supporting the continuation of the welfare state.

The true meaning of Christmas: “how, as an ardent atheist, you can celebrate Christmas” (psst: it’s dead easy — just get pissed).

Okay, so on my return to regular blogging I’m going to tackle an issue which has been getting me a bit annoyed over the past month or so. I call it political correctness gone mad gone mad. You know, when people are obviously looking too hard for supposed examples of political correctness, like they’ve decided the world’s exploded before they’ve even seen a spark.

Nowadays it’s quite a regular occurance for people at this time of year to have a good old moan about the replacement of the word ‘Christmas’ with ‘Seasonal Festivity of Winteristan’. Phrases such as ‘winter lights’ being used instead of ‘Christmas lights’, and ‘seasons greetings’ instead of ‘merry Christmas’, are held up as examples of political correctness gone mad.

I am sorry, but please can you get a grip. Now, I don’t have any particular issue with the word ‘Christmas’. I am prepared to call a spade a spade and recognise that the days and weeks surrounding the 25th of December are undoubtedly the Christmas period. But at the same time it’s something other than a Christmas period.

For me, Christmas is only half of the story of this time of year. Sure, Christmas is pretty cool, what with the presents and the shite television and the groovy lunch and all the rest of it. But what about Hogmanay? Growing up, Hogmanay was always quite special for me, because for some reason you were allowed to do all the naughty things that would earn you a smack at any other time of year — namely staying up late and drinking alcohol (only a wee bit, obviously, because I was young — but you know what it’s like). Okay, so I’m a student so that’s not such a novelty any more. But you still get shite telly, the bells and Jackie Bird’s lack of a mirror.

Also, it is no coincidence that Christmas happens in winter. To have a festival in the middle of winter is nothing new. It’s not a surprise that people might want to enjoy themselves at this time of year. Days last about two hours if you’re lucky, and it becomes routine to freeze your bollocks off when you’re waiting on the platform as one train is cancelled and the following one is twenty minutes late.

A couple of weeks ago I heard the Archbishop of Canterbury on Radio Five Live saying (and I hope I remember this correctly — I was going to listen online but it isn’t there, so I have to rely on my memory alone, which isn’t a good idea) that similar Pagan festivals predate Christmas, and it’s just that Christianity “found a better excuse” to have a celebration at the darkest and coldest time of the year. At the same time, he also pointed out that there’s nothing terribly Christian about having a robin representing this time of year.

So if anything, by using terms like ‘winter tree’, people are actually reclaiming what has been hijacked by Christians.

I am pretty sure that people of other faiths and atheists like me can respect the fact that Christians are about to hold a big religious festival, as I would similarly expect Christians to respect the festivals and customs of other faiths.* But if somebody wants to write “Seasons Greetings” instead of “Merry Christmas” in their card, what is wrong with that?

Anyway, if you think that somebody switching on winter lights instead of Christmas lights is an important issue, I reckon you need your head checked out. And on that note (even though it’s still eleven days away), merry Christmas!

*My mother always goes on about the fact that I got a couple of lessons about Eid at school, ignoring the fact that we got about twenty times as much “education” about Christianity, had to listen to several different ministers spout their shite every. single. bloody. week in assembly, had to attend Christmas and Easter services every year, and had to do tedious exercises such as “What I should thank God for”.

Gideon — He follows me everywhere, that bloke! I was staying in a hotel once, he left his bible behind there, as well. And two years later, another hotel, dozy git left it behind again!

–Dave Lister

This week’s edition of the Student newspaper, home of the nation’s best writing and journalism, of course, is really at it this week with the front page headline:

Bibles banned from students’ rooms

Never mind. As Bookdrunk pointed out earlier this week, The Scotsman said exactly the same thing.

So is Edinburgh University banning bibles? Of course it isn’t. It’s just no longer going to leave unwanted copies of it lying around. If I were a Christian and I wanted to refer to the Bible I would have the foresight to bring my own with me. I mean, non-Christians don’t get free books. A free Economics textbook for my course would have been nice; would have saved me about thirty quid. They don’t leave those sorts of books lying around in halls of residence. So why should they leave the Bible?

As Bookdrunk says:

The counter-argument that Muslim, Jewish and Hindu organisations should distribute their own texts rather misses the point: a person should be able to rent a room without acquiring a small library of religious literature. Some religions do not have religious texts, and some people are not religious.

The article in Student (which isn’t online yet) calls it Bradbury-esque (brilliant, another shite cliche to join ‘Orwellian’). Except that the university isn’t burning books. You can still take your own Bible if you want.

From the article:

Gideons International… declares “winning others to Christ” as its central objective.

So as far as I see it, Edinburgh University is just bringing to an end Christian propaganda.