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Jack McConnell Scotsman front page Everybody’s going on about The Scotsman‘s new monthly opinion poll and its results showing the SNP in a good position. This is all very boring.

What really attracts my attention about this edition of The Scotsman is the fact that they have got Jack McConnell looking like an ostrich. He looks like he is about to peck at Alex Salmond like an emu to a Parky.

It doesn’t help that McConnell is appearing under a heading, “Our national bird?” Well, he does mince a bit when he’s walking if that’s what you mean…

A parrot gave the game away about his owner’s girlfriend’s love affair by mimicking the phrase, “I love you, Gary.” Arf! (Via) I am sure there is a bird at the train station that is mimicking the platform guy’s whistle. It sounded exactly like it, but there was nobody else on the platform. That could be dangerous if the bird made the sound when a train was there!