More of those diseease ridden crettins will perish in the stupid heat!!! thats the only good thing it does!!!

scarey scaery lizard scaery,
how did her spray tan went,
she was in to long,
listen to gagas newest song,
she looks like a cripple and bent…….

liz and kaz went up the hill to get a tan she wanted,
liz fell down as she burnt her crown,
and kaz shrivled in the tan salon ever after……..

How much is that lizard in the window. bark bark!
the old with a lovely huge bun bark bark!
How much is that lizards in the window,
Its looks like its just been too long in the sun!!!!!!!!!

well this is a new one!

Sun sun sun go away
as time flies by your here each day.
lizards are around and smell of tan
what you thought was a girl ,
looks like a man,
The big rock lobster comes out of the sea,
preys on little children and adults you see,
with its orange skin like that of crock,
it stays in the sun tick tock tick tock,
Until one day the snow queen came,
and froze the land,
and scarey old rock lobster burnt and orange and tanned,
died by Mel A. Nomars hand,
its white hair fell out,
and its body shunk and had gout,
its lovely make up tips,
and yes no tits,
So children beware,
its better to say no to the rock lobster,
and hug a polar bear!

The moral of the story is tan is bad winters glad!

NOT a skin colour!

Behold the summer lover, flabby, burnt blubber tucked into old grannies underwear!!!!