• Donald Findlay QC has been named as the new Pope
  • The Commission for Racial Equality has employed Nick Griffin as its new head
  • The BBC has unveiled Harold Shipman as the new presenter of Crimewatch
  • Ann Widdecombe will be The Sun‘s Page 3 girl tomorrow
  • Pete Doherty has landed a new role as Drugs Tsar
  • A bear will be asked to shit at the bottom of the ocean
  • Tony Blair is now a Middle East peace envoy

2 comments

  1. I actually feel that the one thing I felt him to be any good at is being applied here. I will say I absolutely hate the man. ABSOLUTELY hate the man, just in case there was any confusion. But as a person who stands his ground even when he’s wrong, can see something through, even if it is wrong, Tony’s yer dude. He’s a stubborn little git, and I think that is what is needed over there.

    Of course I could be horrendously wrong, in which case I guess I’ll be buying the The Sun when Ann is in it.

  2. Who wouldn’t buy the Sun with Ann in it? I mean, just out of sheer curiosity…..when was the last time a politician was on page 3?