Comments on: Toilet seat etiquette

By: ang

ang — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 14:29:33 +0000

I HAVE A BRAND NEW GADGET THAT WILL STOP ONCE AND FOR ALL POOR TOILET ETIQUETTE. IT HITS ON EVERY VEIW POINT AGINST LID UP OR DOWN. I JUST NEED AN OUTLET FOR MY WINNING DESIGN.

By: akatsuki

akatsuki — Wed, 04 Apr 2007 07:06:24 +0000

lid down. since a childhood spent in the tropics where pythons were known to crawl up sewer pipes, the lid has stayed resolutely down.

By: Collie

Collie — Tue, 27 Mar 2007 01:02:30 +0000

Generally I prefer to leave the seat down and attempt not to piss on it in the first place. When I fail (often spectacularly) I flush the toilet, close the lid and wander off, claiming my innocence if any one asks who the culprit was. Actually I wouldn’t do that, although sometimes when you use someone else’s toilet you wonder if that’s exactly what some git has done. Still what’s a few drops of pee on a seat when you sometimes have a deflected 3 way stream that goes everywhere but the toilet bowl. That’s what I always say.

By: Angry Steve

Angry Steve — Sun, 25 Mar 2007 22:26:22 +0000

Bog lid shut. Otherwise you get a spray of bog emitted when you flush. It’s bad shit, as they say.

By: Colin Campbell

Colin Campbell — Sun, 25 Mar 2007 20:01:01 +0000

My wife, during her Feng Shui phase was always hectoring about leaving it down (and covered) to ensure the wealth of the house did not flow out through the bowl. Cooky, but cute. It is also good to have a six year old son, to blame all the minor disasters in the toilet on.