I was browsing Wikipedia articles about game theory. I learned on the Rock, Paper, Scissors article that there is a Rock, Paper, Scissors world championship — and the world champion is Scottish. How could you possibly not be proud to be Scottish now?!
Do you usually call Paper?
I actually adopt a mixed strategy!
Seriously though, I actually prefer rock. But that’s probably because I’m too lazy to change the shape my hand is making.
Yes, I go rock most times but I like paper too. I usually never go for scissors – there’s something awful about being blunted.
Indeed not only can I vouch that it does exist, but I was on the official UK team in 2005 (have a look at the photo gallery and you’ll see me there)