Sheridan will now forever be known as that orange swinger dude with the nipple clamps who spends his spare time being a socialist.
I now realise I must apologise. He will actually be known as that orange hairy gorilla man who spends his spare time being a socialist.
Every headline in the papers I sold today seemed to be about his immense gorilla-like qualities and supreme body hair. I tried my best not to snigger…
Am I the only one who suspects that if it were possible, the jury would have added a proviso to their verdict that they would find in favour of Tommy and pay him the damages, as long as he (and Gail) never discussed his body hair ever again?