I hate summer « doctorvee

#1 Prolix
8 July 2006 12:22

My sentiments entirely – but say this sort of thing in front of real humans and they look at you as though you’re some kind of crazy man. A crazy man!

#2 Longrider
8 July 2006 14:14

I love summer. I live for it. Each year I am usually disappointed that we barely get a few days of decent warm weather before it rains, yet again. And during that brief few days of glorious warmth the British moan about it. No wonder I’m off to warmer climes at the earliest opportunity. Thirty degrees is just getting comfortable for me.

Winter, I detest winter and its dark dreary days an icy, bitter cold. Wrapping up is not a solution, I am still cold. This dreadful little island of ours has far too much winter and nowhere near enough summer. Thank goodness for the Gulf Stream, else it would be far worse.

#3 MatGB
8 July 2006 22:49

I rely on the summer for my employment. A benefit of doing the job I’m doing is that I spend a lot of time in the office in the summer, and can take time off in the winter to travel and enjoy things.

I, also, hate the summer, and am seriously considering moving further north to get away from the heat.

#4 Prolix
8 July 2006 23:10

I hear Iceland is nice.

#5 josh
19 December 2006 02:22

lol u think summers are hot in britain u should come here to perth here in summer it has already gotten up to 40 degrees and its only the beginning of summer

#6 rickie
2 April 2007 19:11

I totally agree! Summer is horrible and its made worse by the morons who want to force their barbecues and other wretched outdoor activities onto us. Then there’s kids running about until late because of the light nights. I hate everything about summer. Roll on winter!

#7 susan
31 May 2007 19:44

I agree about the hot weather. I have said all those things a million times. You can always get more clothes and be warm in the winter but you can never take off enough to be cool enough in this heat. I cracked up when I seen a place on line where people complain about the yuckie heat. I feel slimy and sticky even right after a shower. The only way to relaxe is to have ac….My hair looks like crap always and my make up too….Too bad I’m not 110lb and look perfect..Then I could go all natural and look great even in the sweltering heat..There….I feel better!! LOL!!

#8 Me
29 July 2007 18:12

I sooooo hate summer. I can’t wait for it be over. I hate the hot weather, I hate hate hate bugs!!! They scare me so much. I can’t stand the humidity, or the women who have no humility and walk around pretty much naked. Fall is my favorite season followed very closely by Winter. I am thinking of moving to the North Pole.

#9 Rspak
13 September 2007 07:07

I’ve always hated summer. Every year I dread it and look forward to winter. People who worship the sun are aphrodisiac-addicted morons. All you can do in the heat is suffer though, so what’s the use of it?

#10 Stan
13 November 2007 10:36

I love spring,but summer would be ok too… if it wouldn’t too hot this year…

#11 Jason
19 November 2007 14:03

I despise & curse summer & the hot weather! I dread the time when summer is looming, I live in South Australia & the summer here goes for months and is hot & dry, which is revolting.
I get so cross when people go on how good it is-what a deluded world there in!! The hot weather is good for nothing, you get sweaty, sunburnt, skin cancer, it makes me tired & irratable, your garden dies, the flies and bugs are revolting I get covered in bites, the car constantly over heats, pets and animals suffer. It just totally sux!
We have high water ristrictions in place & are in the worst drought in over 100 years yet these morons still worship this vile heat so they can lay on stupid beaches and burn them selves to a crisp and are a walkin billboard for skin cancer. I refer to these bizarre folk as Lizard People as only a cold blooded creature could enjoy this torturous condition!
And it angers me that inspite of all the climate changes and global warming people are building houses & buildings out of glass and with no verandahs eves or trees- outragous!
I love Winter i love rugging up in layers of clothing and open fires to curl up to and be cosy & warm. You cant cool down in the heat.
Also i cant stand seein girls in hot weather wearin basicly nothin its grose! Id rather see a woman in a nice comfy big wooly coat any day its definately more appealing save the under wear for behind closed doors! not in a shopping mall! The White Witch of Nania had the right idea FOREVER WINTER!!!!!!!!!

#12 THUNDERDOG
17 December 2007 01:47

Hell yeah, summer sucks. My feet become unbearaby hot, a sickening feeling when your trying to sleep. My poor overclocked computer overheats and crashes ALOT, whereas in winter, it would run forever without any probs. How are we supposed to cool down in the heat?!

#13 Marna
30 December 2007 13:06

I DEPLORE SUMMER it gets hot here in south australia the hotest state in the hotest counrty in the world its going too be 42 degrees centergrate for NYE… and people go to the beach all day and wonder when these freaks turn 30 they look 99 and spend a fortune on botox and face and skin creams…SA loves the sun and if you mention you hate it they want too kill you by saying ..Its not hot its cool day????????? and its 40 degrees what the??? not many people in SA like the cold as someone said before lizards describes them perfectly..They look like scary lizard people…Im born on a heat wave but my blood is dutch..i wish i was in Holland or even Iceland LOVELY COLD SNOW FILLED DAY!!! and warm up too a hot companion!!!!! and some brenivin or jeniver…. SUMMER YUCK THE HEAT MAKES ME PHYSICALLY SICK UUURGH!!!!!

#14 Marna
23 January 2008 12:45

i like too add not only is annoying its over rated australia is obsessed with beach culture and we have the highest rate of skin cancer in the world…before they use to have adds detering people from sun tanning in the sun…but now its total opposite they show skimperly clad girls and guyz looking all happy and colourful…trueth is that sun here in oz is heaps intense than 10-20years ago and it literally burns in seconds..its terrible!!!! and not only i live in the driest state in the dreiest counrty in the world…..its bad and we have drought thats been going since mid 90s and is still going!!!! how can you love this weather that not only destroys life and desruction of the land and lively hoods,,,SORRY SUMMER SUCKS!!!!!!!!!

#15 David
12 February 2008 21:48

I love summer. I don’t know why somone could hate it.

#16 Jason
26 February 2008 14:11

As I said in my previous comments summer sux big time!!! Ive been so sick because of it with all the vile dust & heat my head has been aching for months & my sinuses are really bad!! Im over it so Im moving to Tasmania this year!! I long to see snow again.. Summer is still going here and has been since last September, it will go to the end of April…Im so sick of these vile beach crettans everywhere & vulgar girls in ultra skin tight mini shorts, see through boob tubes, orange spray painted skin & long skanky white hair, giving everyone evils & whinging thay its cold when the weather goes below 30 degrees….Then they put on several big jumpers & thick woolen scarves & ugg boots but still have the mini shorts!!!! Summer is revolting its been hell I have been hibernating in a dark house with all the curtains drawn and blinds pulled down…I hate AC its bad for the enviroment & for people as well….so I just have fans…I just love all the scars i have all over me from all the mozzie & bug bites too, & the lovely flies!! For the sake of the planet I beseech of people to stop worshipping the vile heat & stop wishing for it not to rain…Theres more to life than the stupid beach & the narcisstic arrogance of showing of your bodies & stupid outdoor entertainment bar b ques etc….Winter is just pure MAGICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#17 Vicky
26 February 2008 19:56

Jason, I am willing to embark on an exchange programme with you. Just send me the plane fare to wherever you are and I will gladly swap the blustery, demoralising Scottish winter for this ’summer’ of which you speak.

#18 Marna
27 February 2008 09:38

Um David you obviously dont live South Australia and if you do…wat tha?????

Im working as a grape picker and its so hot and dusty its stuffs my asthma and its aweful and annoying it costs me money this evil heat…we are having weeks of 36 degrees with no rest bite some one who says that is nice must be a MINDA!!!!!!..

Me and a feind have had enough of this evil hot weather and are going too move too Tasmania the bottom off Australia wher its cool and green and you get snow YEAY!!!
That lovely lady from Scottland who wants too come here too SA..I’m sorry you would when you come off the plane.. the heat is totally different too Europe and USA…
We have a large whole in the Ozone layer here and the sun does burn in second being in it even if you have sun screen cream!!! its not only the heat its the sensation of your skin burning and its aweful and they had in the local paper people staying out in it for long extended periods of times and getting second degree burns from the sun some needing skin grafts!!!……. Im sorry summer is bad especially in Australia and those pschos who say they love it must be nuts from heat exhaustion…..
Heat exhaustion is a danger here and you can die from it!!!
At least in an Ozi Winter you can snuggle up too your companion and drin and eat harty foods and lets say sex is better in winter mm!!!!! Australia needs too break this 13yr drought its in its sad…poor animals and wild life!!!
ROLE ON WINTER!!!!!

#19 sharon (shaza)
29 February 2008 12:38

eewwll That freak mana is a fool i love summer,its not hot i love 49 degree heat and i like too spend the whole day at the beach eewl….my favourite pass time is sun baking and going too the solarium and bleaching my hair white eewwl……me and tha girls go around in our hot pants and pink bras…i hate it when its cold eewl like when its under 40 degrees…these people who dont like the heat i have one word “just put up with it” its so cold i need too wear 6 jumpers and my bubbleskin pants like eewl its grose eewl……i love tha beach its a great place too pick up guys and take them home too my flat ewllll……winter sucks and that eewll snow eewwllll is grose and sickening..role on summer!!!!!oh me and the girls get cheap paint and spray our selves orange eewwlll!!!!!!!

#20 Me
3 March 2008 12:46

Just the thought of Summer depresses me. I hate it. I hate the bugs, I hate not being able to sleep because of too much daylight and too much humidity, I hate all the naked people running around acting like idiots. I too am seriously considering moving somewhere were summer doesn’t exist, or at least is mild.

#21 Jason
4 March 2008 02:25

Here in lovely South Australia, Australia its 36 degrees today & a horrid heatwave has set in its getting up to 39+ everyday this week through without relief in sight……..
Im in my shut up house again the dust in the air is disgusting, Ive gotten so sick from it I feel like im gonna die, my sinuses have gone crazy, headaches etc….I cant talk about it to anyone here or they get so aggressive & wana kill you!! If you dont like the heat here they tell you to put up with ut and treat you like a freak…I cant wait to move so I can live again….I wish there was somrwhere summer was non existant.
Im so sick of all these clowns around here basically naked, & this stupid daylight saving makes the heat longer, just so the heat lovers can go to the stupid beach…..

#22 MARNA
9 March 2008 09:10

Im in S.Australia and we have had the longest heat wave in 75 yrs and the thing is its AUTUMN (FALL)…and its going too be in the high 30’s , low 40’s for weeks too come!!!!

This weather has cost me my job
this summer like conditions have cost my health
This weather is un-natural , its caused by a double hot cells thats stopping any lows at all…..

Autumn is supposed too be cool, leaves turning reds and orange …well they are turning colors ..theyre going brown and black…
All our animals are suffering and even they butterflies are falling from the sky dead!!!!!
Sorry summer is disgusting …..its so hot i can’t breathe and am getting multiple asthma attacks…and theres no relief in sight…
you just cant escape the aweful heat it goes right thru you till you pass out from heat exhaustion…which i got doing grape picking here HELP!!!!!!!

#23 Kim
22 March 2008 18:54

I am not looking forward to this years summer at all!! I don’t know why people do look forward to it! The heat is annoying because you can feel faint from heat exhaustion, your clothes stick to your body and you sweat and it’s hard to try and cool yourself down with a fan or whatever. There’s too much bright light in your eyes in the morning and when you walk around outside and then there’s the insects everywhere and I always get bitten every summer! I must be allergic to insect bites or something because the bites get huuge, purple, really itchy and painful!! Girls who like summer just because they can go sunbathe and get a tan are silly! They could get skin cancer or sunburnt and anyways you can get a tan anytime of the year if you wanted from a self tanner without causing yourself any harm or premature ageing. I much prefer autumn and winter to summer even if the weather can get very cold because you can easily wrap up and be warmer in winter and it’s a more pleasant cosy time of year. Damn the summer.

#24 pwn247
18 April 2008 15:59

I totally agree. The bugs, the bees, they follow you around, in your ears. It’s hot every_freaking_day, and you wake up to light beaming in your eyes. And like you said, in the winter you can bundle up or bundle down to stay comfortable, but in the summer you’re forced to only bundle down… and most of the time you can’t even do that. I absolutely HATE the summertime. It’s the worst, worst, worst part of the year for eternity. It makes me want to move to Antarctica where it’s cold… at least for now.

And just the feeling of winter… so beautiful, so majestic. And Christmas… everyone’s favorite time of the year <3.

#25 Reuben Bayes
23 April 2008 14:32

I live in UK and we’ve just got the first day of actual sun. It’s only about 17C but I feel sick already for I know this is the start of something dreadful. Summer sukks big time. I love you winter. As soon as I get enough moolah together, I’m emigrating to scandanavia. My full respect goes out to you guys in Oz man, I would not be able to cope with those torturous temps. What this world needs is another bleedin ice age, or preferably something a little less drastic. Anyways, point is…. SUMMER F****N SUKKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#26 MARNA
4 May 2008 06:36

i really agree with ya rubben…my God its still sunny and warm in this dry old hole i like to call disgusting hell but its other name is South Australia….um Xmas here is heat flies and other hot weather freaks with tradgic hats and winter foods in high summer crazy…….We really need that ice age it would be fun!!!
watching those lizards shivering and saying its cold YEAH!!!!!
Me and my freind are going too get out of South Oz and go the coldest place in Australia TASMANIA…its southern hemesphere version of Iceland…I LOVE IT!!!! we should start up a chant SNOW WE WANT SNOW…SUMMER GO GO GO!!!!!! i am sorry for all my fellow SAustralians who in some weirdness think winter is NOW…its autumn and it didnt go orange and red it went DEAD!!!
And now they call it winter???? go figure its winter suposely and the temps are mid too high 20’s and sun sun sun….yike!!!!!!
If usa has too drop a bomb can it on SAustralia…its being renamed HELL!!! S>O>S ….B B W ( bring back winter)

#27 Jason
4 May 2008 06:56

Its great to see that there are actually other people out there that also hate hot weather. After years of being made feel like a freak because I dont like the heat it is comforting!! I am moving to the coldest place in Australia, Tasmania, where I recently visited & found some fellow cold weather lovers!!
I just will never understand why & how could you possibly enjoy hot weather?? Its painful, uncomfortable & just unbearable, theres nothing good about it…..I have come to the conclusion hot weather lovers are nuts!!!!!

#28 Debra
20 May 2008 16:44

I live in Southern California (reluctantly) and I hate Summer. I get sick of the “perfect weather” mentality around here, the women in over-priced sausage casings with straps worn over muffin-top waists from their tight shorts and their danged high-heeled thong sandals, and the endless rows of fake blonde moms giving me and my kids odd looks for coating our pale skins in spray-on sunscreen when we want to visit the park while they bounce around blissfully thinking you only need sunscreen if you don’t tan. My daughter has been teased for having freckles. I put that on their stupidity too. And we don’t get real Winter. We get a couple of cold days (in which you can’t keep warm in half the homes around here because who needs decent heaters when the weather is sunny and “perfect”?) with hot days creeping in at random intervals year round, with the weather in yesterday’s Spring heat wave, for example, topping out at about 35 degrees celsius, and that’s only because it cooled down from the day before. I do like the rain around here, but then, it only rains in Winter. I like rain anyway but you’d think the pitiful sprinkles they get here were really ice storms from the way the drivers react. I suppose they have reason to hate rain since any real storms tend to wash the homes that do have heaters into the ocean. I guess even more than I hate Summer, I hate Southern Californians.

#29 Jason
24 May 2008 09:26

Well said Debra, I too have pale skin & I burn like mad in the stupid sun, which I cant escape here…When its hot I cant wear long sleeve clothes because I get so hot & almost die… so I have to wear skanky summer clothes & sunscreen, which doesnt always work, so I get burnt heaps…These summer loving freaks here dont care about getting burnt anyway, they always have peeling skin, & think its funny, well no its not…Skin Cancer!! The mentallity here towards cool & cold weather is just depressing & very annoying…the moment I say I like the cold they take a step back, like im contagious!! It is set into their minds since childhood that the cold is evil & wrong, & you must like the heat & ‘put up with it!’ But im sorry that doesnt meld to me!! Cold, Snow Fog, Rain, Hail & all the aspects of cold weather are a true wonder of nature…I love it!! Maybe like me you will have to move to a cold climate, I cant wait to move , its not long to go now!!

#30 Greg
26 May 2008 23:31

OMG i am so glad i came upon this site. It is so good to see people who hate summer just as much as i do. I live in NYC and summers here are the worst. Today i got into the mid 80’s to near 90 but if you add the loads and loads of tourists, the heat from the subways, the smog from all the cars and the very faint seabrezze you get here, NYC fells like a oven. I am dreading the fact that in July it will get into the mid 90’s here and it will be humid. Everyone here loves this weather. Even the fucking news channels encourage everyone to go out naked and burn themselves to a crisp. Only four more months till fall. I hope i can make it.

#31 Jason
28 May 2008 15:04

Greg, your lucky you actually have Fall to look forward to man!! Here in South Australia you dont have seasons, just Summer all the time, like desert weather….You would get a nice winter though? The weather here has taken its toll on my health so im moving to a cold climate (Tasmania) next month I cant wait!! Ill see snow again too!! I hope you can stay cool!!

#32 Nancy Duggan
2 June 2008 19:59

I hate the stinking summer, too. Here in the northeast U.S. it goes on for 5 or 6 months. Kill me.

#33 Quoc
7 June 2008 03:44

I hate summer. I love winter way better. PPL always complain about me using the AC cuz they feel cold. WTF put on a sweater and I only really need it to be nice and cool for sleeping. At night it’s not hard to put on that winter blanket. When ppl say “oh save the planet turn off/down the AC” All I have to say to that is “oh save the planet turn off/down that HEATER” I barely need the heat on but ppl are like “OMG it’s so cold, let’s set the heat to 24C” I can’t stand those ppl.

#34 Brenda Bolton
11 June 2008 04:08

This is Great!!! Finding that other people HATE Summer too!
I live in San Francisco Bay Area and the Hot days are increasing in number. Use to be able to take the occasionally drive in your car to cool off but now gas is $4.50 a gallon and trying to drive less anyway for the enviornment. Work with farm animals and others and watching them suffer from the heat and Bugs is horrible. No real relief. But at least I do not live in Australia! I feel sincere empathy for those that do. Waiting for November!!!
Stay Cool

#35 Rob
25 June 2008 01:08

I live in Canada, land of the ice and snow. You would think I would be happy to see the summer weather return. The truth is I can’t wait for October and the return of some nice weather.

#36 eydie sanders
8 July 2008 03:38

i live in missouri in the US. it is hot, humid and miserable here in the summer. i hate summer so much. i take prozac, which makes you more heat sensitive. going outside makes it hard to breathe. i hate being sticky and sweaty. it’s impossible to stay neat and clean. my make up runs, i hate the outdoors, i could go on and on whining. winter is so beautiful, especially when it snows. i love dark days when that damned sun keeps to itself. it appeals to the drama queen in me. i love the clothes, i love christmas, everything except driving on the ice. winter, beautiful winter, hurry!

#37 phillip Ingham
8 July 2008 10:12

Right on guys I hate the summer so much.I’m from Bermuda and I’m sick of heat rashes on my back,bugs in my apartment,feeling sick and tired all the time cause of the heat…getting more angry everyday cause of the humidity. Please October get this shit weather out the way….roll on winter when I can cuddle up and watch my old tv shows from the 70s without stinking underpants,sweaty t-shirts having to drink 350 million gallons of fucking water a day!

#38 John
16 July 2008 15:51

I totally agree about winter- you have control.. you can wrap up. Summer you have to put up with the temperature. Hayfever, the weatherman telling you how great sun is, the hot office, people talking about trivial things such as their sun tan…. Bring on Winter- I love it.

#39 Linda
18 July 2008 20:47

Wow! Other folks who hate summer as much as I do!! This is great!! WHile where I am is no comparison to Australia, Brooklyn, NY can get quite hot and miserable in summer due to all the people, cars and biting bugs (mosquitoes) along with the heavy air on those really hot days. I’ve already had skin cancer on my nose and near my lip, so the beach is not a place I go in summer to cool off. I am virtually a recluse in summer avoiding bad air, heat and bugs. I douse myself with OFF repellent when I venture outside. I am a writer and love to read so spend my time indoors catching up on those activiites. Give me a winter day any time, when you can open the door and feel refreshed rather than hit in the face by a gush of hot stale air. Most people I know enjoy summer, don’t mind or worry about bites or skin cancer. Give me a cup of hot tea with a cozy blanket as it gently snows outside any time!!! I actually prefer the beach in winter!! Fully clothed, of course.

#40 Joe
20 July 2008 17:40

I’m with ya,can’t stand heat and humidity. Counting the days until autumn.

#41 Andrea
28 July 2008 17:09

The only place where summer type weather is acceptable or tolerable are vacation places like the Caribbean, South Pacific Islands or the Mediterranean
In these places lazy day day activities and water sports are the norm. If you are not cruising on your yacht in one of these places, but working, living and commuting in a city such as Brooklyn, NY, you are up the creek and summer is a living hell! Brooklyn, NY was named “the most paved over city in the U.S.” Yuk! This place is so over crowded and the unregulated construcion which leaves no green space is disgusting. Nobody is planting any trees when they build these awful new houses. I feel as if I ama pizza in a brick oven. This place is so overwhelmingly horrible that I am becoming claustrophobic. Summer intensifies all of the horrors of living here. There are idiots here that complain when it rains. I pray for rain everyday to freshen the air in this stinking place. The summer here is hell on earth and talk about humidity. The NYC subway system stinks more in the summer and the commute to Manhattan is hellish. Manhattan is a horror in and I can never understand why there are tourists here ever, let alone in the summer months.
Anyone that says that they love the summer deserves to be exiled to Death Valley or some other desert for eternity. I hate summer. I detest summer. I loathe summer. I am planning to relocate to the Pacific Northwest and I cannot wait!

#42 Skate_
2 August 2008 11:32

I hate summer, i live in qatar, im a filipino, i hate summer beacause if i skate after 6 minutes my head aches and its toooooooooo hoooooooooooooooooooootttttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!111

#43 Byron
5 August 2008 01:55

I hate summer. I hate it so much I decided to get on line to see if any one else does too. It’s a releif to see that I’m not alone.
I live in southern California and I dread the approach of June and July. It gets humid and stinky and noisy. The people begin to drive much more aggressively for some stupid reason and they crank up their car stereos real loud. What is it with the heat of summer and noise? Everyone goes to the beach to stink it up with their lotions and perfumes. The air gets so bad by August that I get headaches weekly, I get tired and don’t begin to feel normal until the sun goes down. The winters go by so fast and the summers seem to never end. It sucks!
I’m probably going to move back to Wash. state someday. The thing that I don’t get is that everyone around here seems to just love the weather. Bad air, half naked drunk idiots, loud speeding cars, humid nights, Yuck! Other than that I’m a pretty positive person….

#44 John
22 August 2008 19:10

Posting from Michigan – I absolutely HATE summer as well. It is totally overrated, and seems mostly pushed by past generations of people that felt inferior if they didn’t fry themselves to a crisp in the sun. While I do think that many do truly like it, I also think that huge sums of people like it just because of friends/family/television/radio telling them how great it is – monkey see, monkey do.

The oven-like heat, the bugs, the gross sweating, the nausea-inducing/skin-cancer causing intense sun….f*ck that. Give me Fall, early or late Winter, or Spring, as they are all far more preferable to Summer.

#45 Hooper
30 August 2008 19:54

Well, I haven’t a clue what a sunburn feels like. However, I hate summer just the same. Give me a harsh winter that kills off all of the malaria carrying nasties any day of the year. Think about the horrible monstrous fauna which inhabit areas with a summer-like climate year long; snakes, scorpions, parasites of every stripe, alligators, africanized honey bees (read: killer bees) etc. The list is virtually endless. And there there is the oppressive combination of heat and humidity. It sucks the life right out of me.

I live in Michigan, so the temperature will take a welcome nose dive in a couple of weeks. Still, I live in dread of the 3 months of hell next year from June through August. As god is my witness, I will emigrate to Montréal, where winter is 9 months long and summer is a myth akin to Sasquatch honest politicians.

#46 marna
7 September 2008 08:54

Hi guys I wrote before on how me and my friend lived in hell(adelaide, south australia), Well we did it we escaped the treturious skanky lizards and psychotic heat lovers for a betere life in Tasmania Australia……….We just laugh when we see the weather report in Hell its starting already to become summer there he he hee! and where we are its nice and warm and frezing nights…….I left Hell and nevere returning!!! yeay I just love WINTER its great and for the first time we live in a capital city that has snow on its mountains all the time….went there the other day playing in that fresh cold sweet snow…..The best thing that the Gods ever made…beats the bugs stiffling putrid stenching foul aniliating sufficating heat any day…I wont miss Hell and hope never too return again only when a relative has died(probably from the HEAT)…….ROLL ON WINTER!!!!!
You can breathe when its cold, no pollen,no skanky lizardsgirls with spray on orange tan and platinium white straighten hair with there underwear out in public and there complaining attitude when you say “your cute”…Don’t tell me about the beach…In HELL its a cure all for every known mans diseases eg.cancer,rabies bite,tetanis etc….We WINTER-LOVERS SHOULD STICK TOGETHER AND BANISH SUMMER FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KEEP COLD AND REFRESH MY FRIENDS IN THE SNOW!!!!!
BLESSED WINTER NEVER LEAVE US AGAIN….MAY YOU BE FOR ( MONTHES OF THE YEAR!!!! AND SUMMER A BAD NIGHTMARE BE GONE!!!! * * * * * * * *

#47 Pat In Seattle
16 September 2008 20:39

“nice weather” ,”lovely weather”, “beautiful weather”. if i see or hear hot sunny weather referred to any more by these, i will probably remove my eyes and ears ha.

i am SO tired of it. I HATE SUMMER. with a passion. it’s too hot, the sun hurts on your skin and it drains you. how is this “lovely”? and the constant, it’s “nice nice nice nice nice nice”. And we are all supposed to feel the same way or you’re some kind of outcast. had enough of it!

that’s why i moved to Seattle here. amazingly enough people now whine all fall and winter long about the “gloomy”, “horrible days”. UGG!!! I can’t stand listening to them while i feel so good when it is cool.

what don’t they understand about heat stroke? skin cancer? aging? it’s almost like a religious cult following…when the sun is out, its SO GEORGOUS and when it’s overcast or raining…IT’S SO DREADFUL. what is wrong with them?

And then what’s worse is that if the morning happens to be…cool…the drivers on the bus turn up the heat! to accomdate the sun and summer freaks. it’s awful

sorry for my rant but i was glad to see a forum like this after we have had a hot septemeber here in seattle, and the masses crowing about how “lovely” it is.

#48 Jason
17 September 2008 13:43

Im so glad to see Im not the only person on earth that hates summer!! as I said in my previous posts here I Deplore hot weather…I am moving way up to the mountains here in 2 weeks..It snows there & is in a forest like setting, so is very shadey!! I still dread the coming months with that dreadful summer approaching, I am in Tasmania, Australia.. I escaped the mainland of Australia 3 months ago…& am loving it here!!
the crazed summer freaks are starting to rant about their precious summer hot weather coming, but its not as bad as the mainland. The beach culture here is minimal, and it doesnt get as hot. I hate the filthy beaches with crazies baking them selves to a crisp with all the stinking lotions & oils, perfumes etc!!
I hate being sweaty its filthy & un-hygenic….Give me WINTER any time!! I cant stand how the radio stations keep promoting summer, it really grates me, so I turn it off..all the media portray summer as some sort of drug that we all need and want, PROMOTE WINTER I SAY!! FOREVER WINTER!!! SUMMER BE GONE!!!!!!!

#49 marna
11 November 2008 07:59

IF ANYONE SAYS THEY LOVE THE SUMMER…………..3 lovely words=
1 are you nutz!!!!
2do you like the thret of cancer eating your nose off!!!!!!
3im sorry orange is a fruit not your skin color!!!!!

if by now they get the forked tounges out…………

SAY………ROLL ON WINTER

#50 Natalie
15 November 2008 21:18

I searched for “I’m so sick of boiling to death” etc. because I’m SICK OF IT!!!! I live in So. California where we rarely get any real cool weather. I get so thrilled and excited when “fall” arrives only to have to suffer with another 2 months AT LEAST of high 80s and 90s day after day after day after day after day.

Summer now lasts beginning in April – May to around the end of December, and then of course all those other months are sprinkled with a week here and there of boiling hot. Why can’t we have one straight week of being cold? Or a month I would be so thrilled I would think I was in a good dream instead of living in a nightmare. The weather was great here 25 years ago, now it’s ruined forever.

I can’t sleep in the heat and even with the a/c on I frequently wake up and just scream I am so hot. I feel exactly the same way as the majority of posters here, I listen to the weather and they say, it’s going to be a gorgeous gorgeous day, high 80s to 90s inland (where I live) and it pisses me off no end, why is that gorgeous, it’s really suffocating hell.

I want to cool off to the core of my body, when is that going to happen? It’s mid-November (almost winter in the US) and it’s too hot to go out and walk. I like to walk and hike and not swelter to death….thanks everyone for agreeing with me, I’m so angry all the time because of the heat. No wonder hell is hot and not cold!!!!!!

#51 marna
20 November 2008 09:11

HELL ON EARTH HEY!!!!

#52 jason
22 December 2008 06:30

I say lets outlaw the vile summer & arrest all its lovers!!!!!!!!!!!!

#53 Megan
2 January 2009 19:23

I hate the summer so much!! I’m so glad there are ore people like me who hate the summer Thank you so much!! Sanity!! The winter is finishing and i’m dreading it so much!! I hate being warm all the time i hate feeling like you don’t know if it’s day or night because it’s always sunny and light!! I hate how long the summer is and how short the winter is in my opinion anyway!! I HATE THE SUMMER!!

#54 Jason
7 February 2009 04:33

Here in Australia record breaking heatwaves in the high 40dg temps have been going on for weeks night & day….Luckily I live in Tasmania now which is escapes the mainlands hot weather revolment! The people their are dropping dead like flies from the heat, the morgues are full & its to hot for funerals! There has been multiple bushfires, & constant blackouts for days on end from all the airconditioners in use! Air conditioners are blowing up causing houses to burn down! YET still all the precious sun lovers are still ranting how lovely the heat is!!! They make me sick! What will it take to stop this stupid love for theses vile conditions!!! It sickens me how some people are so arrogant in theses matters! And if they love the heat so much why do they need a cold airconditioner! Its just mad in this country! All Summer obsessed!!

#55 marna
10 February 2009 09:53

Oh yeah its lovely in the land of hell, apparently in hell(otherwise known as South Australia) the wild animals are falling out of the trees dead and others are coming to peoples homes to find shade and water and food, birds are falling from the sky..and when i was there at the begining of the year in adelaide the birds looked terrible and skiny and not much feathers and in one spot there wasnt any flying around and they lookd terrible!!!!
we have had the worst bushfires ever in Victoria and australias history!
whole towns wiped off the face of the earth!!
so my plee is why would anyone think that Summer is Good?????

I like to blaime the Coca -a – Cola company for staging Summer properganda in maikng Summer Cool(cool???????) no hot and blistering and killer!!!! more like it!!! and also
Hollywood and California for its properganda of saying Summer culture is okay and should be seen as a fact of life!!!
skimpy Paris Hiltons try hards!!!!
boney flat chested orange skinned jaundice looking corpses in underwear usaully a bright fluorecent pink yellow or green!
straightened white hair and im sorry they start young here about 7 years old in cheap slut hooker wear!!!!

Summer should be distroyed by NASA and people who say Summer is cool should be put in jail for maddness and potential arsonests and sorry psychos of stupidity!

Ban Summer!
summer lovers should be a minority not majority!!
down with summer!
keep cool guys!

#56 Sam
3 April 2009 14:58

Man, its spring already the Beginning of something Extremely Horrible.

I Hate the Sun I have migraine, and i Get most migraine atacks in the Summer.

I’m always Sick during the summer Clogged nose n everything.

In the Winter I’m Always Healthy And more Active.

I always and i mean ALLLLWAAAYYSS Wear a black/brownish beanie its like a part of my body I even wore it to paris where it was 37 Degrees, and people keep annoying me when they ask me if i’m not hot wearing it.

I Love wearing hoodies and i usually wear a black or red one, the summer forces me to change my Wardrobe and if there’s something i hate more then the Summer, its my Gf dragging me out to Go Shopping.

#57 Al
9 April 2009 14:45

Have always hated summer. Posers with music on in cars, smell of armpits in the dairy aisle, sausage thighs on display…. list is endless. Role on hoodies, uggs, winter sunsets, halloween, bonfire night…………………………..

#58 marna
24 April 2009 11:27

I totally agree with the comment sausage thighs, we have them here in australia and we call them fattie lard arses or our favourite mushroom arse!!
why do scary people wear clothes too small for there figure??
like in winter it doesnt matter because everyone looks hot in winter clothes!! with you guuys yeah hoddies are essential!!
I cant stand Summer its the pits its going into my favourite season here autumn (fall) which leads to winter YAY!!!!!!!
the skanks are still ion there summer outfits complianing how cold it is!!!!
why dont they wear something warmer??? hey stupid i guess!!!
sorry for you guys up in the north summer is comming your way!!
Keep Cool!!! i be thinking about you all up there!!!

ROLE ON WINTER!!!!

#59 Trish
24 April 2009 21:09

Oh thank God! now I don’t have to feel like a freak because i hate summer with a passion(googled ‘i hate summer’ just to see if anyone could possibly feel the same) when all around me people can’t stop talking about how ‘nice out’ it is, and t.v reporters are practically orgasming because it’s going to be almost 90 from tomorrow on. Pure hell= NYC summer. Already dreading riding the subways, the half naked skanks, streets flooded by open fire hydrants and screeching brats, and the hoodlums hanging out all night on the block. Fall can’t get here fast enough.

#60 Natalie
27 April 2009 02:28

I had to check up on all my summer hating friends. I have a new 10,000 BTU A/C sitting downstairs and waiting to be installed in my bedroom where I will proceed to increase my carbon footprint and keep the chill factor as low as possible while saving my sanity and sleeping soundly.

I have to say we had nearly 2 months of cool weather with only a couple of heat waves here and there and I was over the moon but good things never last do they? (last week was ridiculous and people should be jailed or institutionalized for saying it’s gorgeous when it’s so boiling that your brains are on fire)

I think it’s rather obsessive how often I check the weather forecast on CNN just so I can see if I need to brace myself for a hellish onslaught. Well summer is going to be here any second but only 7 more months to go!

I love winter clothes too, skin is not attractive to view on 99.9% of people.

#61 christine
5 May 2009 16:37

Googled “I hate summer” because it’s supposed to be 90 (32) all this week, and I wanted to see if I was the only person in the world who wished summer never came. Clearly, I’m not! ^_^
It’s never really cold here in Florida (god I hate this state) but the summers are awful! It’s hot, it’s humid, there are more bugs than should be allowed to congregate in any one place at a time, the sun is glaringly bright all the damn time, and there are more and more idiots wearing not nearly enough clothes. I’m super pale and get heat stroke very easily, so hanging out at the beach/pool isn’t an option for me, either. >_<
I want to move back to Vancouver! Even when it was hot, there was always a breeze off the bay. (The boys were cuter, too ^_~)

#62 marna
7 May 2009 11:09

oh you guys say that 90F is hot you would love South Australia its HELL on earth and gets hotter than Africa!!! it gets up to 49C or in 120F and one year it got to 50C (122F)…yes i agree its annoying seeing skanks in hardily any clothes showing off their fat orange bodies!! me and my friend call them jaundice victums or Omas(dutch for grandmother)…they still are dressing in skank clothes where i live in Tasmania(off the Australian coast)
it is weird that any SUN they see they have to dress like freaks!!
its going into winter soon here and i cant wait….
Hell was so bad this year animals were falling from the trees and going to peopls garages for food and water!!

Why do these people think SUMMER is so Great?????
I have come to the conclussion that these people are repitilians or suffer a major brain disfunction!!!!
i think the only thing that works in their brain its the thermostate and its stuffed!!
I cant believe it??? yes its very very weird!!!
i envy you guys in USA at least the sun disappears in winter…here it just goes abit away from us!!
we need to start a convention on WE HATE SUMMER!!!
and boycote Summer wear!!!
Down with skimpy slut wear!!!
Down with heat!!!
Down with bugs and mozies!!!
Down with the beach!!!

Bring back the cool cool days of winter where you can cuddle and have a vodka near a log fire!!!!
Take care guys!!!

#63 pat carr
30 May 2009 05:46

The sun lovers and heat nazis have become like thugs.

Try telling them you like cooler weather and they look at you like you have leprosy. and then torture you constantly with their mindless drivelling about how GLORIOUS AND BEAUTIFUL AND GORGEOUS blah blah blah. then even worse they WHINE when it’s cozy and overcast out. horrible people

I’m getting so tired of them i want to put plugs in my ears. they obsess so much over the weather, it’s embarassing. then the media starts gloating over this season as well.

i LOVE the cool/cold weather and barely tolerate the summer season.

#64 Adam
31 May 2009 16:55

I really enjoyed reading this thread; sometimes it feels like I am the only human who doesn’t like hot weather.

I despise the summer: combine the oppressively stuffy nights with unbearably hot days, and an intolerable social obsession with barbecues, sunbathing and ’sitting out’, and you are guaranteed a miserable time.

I have to get up at 6:00am every day to take the dog for a walk; blazing sun and screaming kids must be avoided at all costs!

#65 Pat Carr
1 June 2009 18:45

“sometimes it feels like I am the only human who doesn’t like hot weather”

adam you’re certainly not the only one. I think we summer haters often don’t stand up for ourselves when we should. I have had enough. I’m tired of hearing “are you enjoying the weather, the sunshine” every 5 minutes. i liked when you said the intolerable social obsession – that’s what it is, really. it’s akin to some weird religious chant. If you dare not fall in step with them, they call you “nuts” and “wierd”

well i say let’s fast forward ahead 20 years and see who is “weird”. i have steadfastly stayed out of the sun most of my life. I just turned 41 and yet people say i look at least 10 years younger. If people want leperous looking age spots, wrinkles and gross sores, that’s fine. If they want to make a skin surgeon right years from now, OK. I opt out of this madness.

#66 Katja from Edinburgh
2 June 2009 13:47

What an abolsute relief to fin this website! (it was a complete whim- and out of sheer frustration to google ‘I hate summer’)I could not believe there were so many other fellow Summer Sufferers!) I moved out of London 5 years ago because the summer heat was so bad- travelling by tube, working in a (glass!) building without air-con, (sorry to all Australians and Africans..- I’m sure this seems minimal in comparison to what you have.. to put up with!) I thought i was going mad. I’m now living in Edinburgh where it’s thankfully been much better- although- lo and behold we’re now having a heatwave up here too! And the nutters are out. Frying themselves .And yes, I fully agree that there is really nothing more irritating than everyone going on..and on…and ON (on TV, radio and in person) about the ‘lovely weather’ plenty of sunshine’ with their smug faces- it’s almost a ghastly competition to see how hot it can get; they positively gloat… What I ask you is fun about everyone being sweaty all the time, swollen feet cut by sandals, no energy, screaming irritable children everywhere, hot muggy nights, trudging pavements and jostling people dripping in body oil and exposing parts which we just don’t want to see… I’m sorry but I just don’t do skimpy clothes. Plus everything starts to smell..decompose…UGH.. so unhygienic…and up here it just stays light…forever!How true the comment above about being able to put layers ON but there being a limit on taking them off. WHY do people actually like feeling HOT? It makes me feel sick and stifled; are we cold-blooded creatures…? Sorry but I don’t actually need to raise my temperature any higher thank you very much…
I take a cool minty bath very night- and I’m proud to do so!
Roll on autumn and winter and crisp cool days, fresh winds, chilly evenings and a glass of red wine. Rant over. Thanks for reading. Empathies and sympathies to all fellow Summer Haters …..everywhere.

#67 pat carr
3 June 2009 03:58

i wrote this today as a fellow cool-weatherer was bitching about the “sun worshippers”. it’s harsh but she said it’s right on. hope you enjoy it!

Sun worshippers also known as Satan’s Spawns of Hell, Bullshitus Maximus and the Pestilence.

Definition:

1. People who move from some sunshined blasted place and expect their sterile sandal world of everyday sunshine to follow them elsewhere. They deride, insult and pester anyone who doesn’t fall gushing down at the sight of the sun or sit in abject fury at the drop of rain. Overcast weather to these people is the Ultimate Evil to them
2. Burned lizard like cretins, soon destined for a skin surgeon’s knife. Despite repeated warnings about the dangers of the sun, they somehow decide they know better and find every chance to catch every single drop of UV radiation possible. Oh and lest i forget, everyone who doesn’t participate in their orgy of UV is “pale” and “unhealthy”
3. Parasitic monsters who will show you every kind of scrunchy face, look of bewilderment or disdain if you mention the BLASPHEMY of “i like cool weather”. they then proceed to attempt an interrogation of how it is that you DARE to enjoy rain, overcast, snow, fall or winter over their GLORIOUS, BEAUTIFUL, “NICE”, “SUN SOAKED” pillars of paradise.

#68 marna
6 June 2009 09:59

Patt Carr and others it seems we have the same story all over the world….so too those summer lovers!! no one else thinks like you mmmmm lets look where we have…me and my friend from australia….people from britan and scottland…..americans..canadians…mmm some more everywhere!!!!!!!!

its winter here and the Summer bitches still are holding onto their scarey summer wear!! mumbles(skin tight trackies) thongs or jiffies and a summer skimpy top with a cardigan and all hunched over shivering and complaining how cold it is!!!
I saw one girl down here in the summer uniform the skimpy top and hot pants and jiffies and wet and she didnt look warm at all…….
Like you said Pat Carr and Katje…they are eville!!
Oh yes they are lizards alright..me and my friend have a joke of getting a whole pile of them and teleport them to the top of the mountain here whilst its snowing and freeze them bitches !!!
that would be fun!!

Its lovely down here in tasmania(bottom of australia(island)),
thick fog, snow in a couple of days, rain and mist..
how cant you love this…i love this heaps better than 50C heat and blairing sun anyday!!

Like I said Cold weather= Cuddles and cuddling up to a hot friend, log fires, a vodka or wine, lying on a fur near the fire and seeing the snow fall and know how much fun you can have!!
walks in the mist and fog..its fab!!

Summer you can= burnt skin, melanomas,swetty fat people,
sicknesses, heat stroke,degenerates smiling with toxic smiles of glee over how cold it is!!(45+C….anything under 32C is cold down here),no birds,no animals due to dieing from the heat, no water, blackouts,slob fest,unhygenic freaks…wiping there swetty bodies on food!!,smell of tanning fliuds and oils,BEACH!!,
sharks,jellyfish,swet ridden towles either lying on them or using them as dresses, and much more!!!

I know what I want!!! thinking about you guys up there!!
just think you dont have to live in the australian desert or south australia the Hell of the South!!! a handy pentagram or cross will keep those evil bitches away or a picture of snow!!!!

Good Luck my fellow Winterbabes!!! NASA should find away of getting rid of summer hey??

#69 marna
6 June 2009 10:21

PS= Im 41 too and people say I look 29 yrs old and they never guess my age..i have been in the sun before( i work as a gardener) but hey i try to keep out of that sun!! and wash my face with water…these lizards look like 82yr old wrinkle qweens!! and theyre in there teens or 20s!!

They look jealous at me and dont believe that keeping out of the sun helps there skin!!

they are so sad……here they are obsessed with tan i break that down T.A.N =Terrable Awefulness Nutz (TAN)!!!

while you just be happy with a natural colour not Orange!!
Orange is a fruit not a skin colour!!
the only person who is orange is a jaundice victum!!

We will look young till our old days!!
NO BOTOX….someone told me i needed that and i laughed at them it was a lizard that said that too me and she was 18yrs old and she looked 32yrs old with BOTOX…

Patt we can luagh at them ha ha ha ha ha!!!

#70 Denise Lanuti
10 June 2009 21:35

I despise that hot, humid weather. I am from Canada and have lived in Arkansas for 23 years now. I feel as though I am going to loose my mind if I have spend another summer from hell here. The humidity is so high, I stay soaked all summer. I have to run from the air conditioned house to my air conditioned car. It SUX!!!!!
It’s beautiful and lush here but we have some much rain and high temps and humidity. I feel like I”m the only person around here that feels like this. I am so glad know that there are others like me out there.

#71 Natalie
17 June 2009 02:38

Well I’ve really shocked so many people by telling them I hate summer, I think some of them sort of think about it for a while and then think, hmmm she may be right.

A friend of mine went to Hawaii and she came back telling me I need to go, I said, “I’d rather not, I’m not a fan of hot weather.” AND I wouldn’t vacation anywhere where I felt I was being tortured. Yes Hawaii is beautiful, I spent one day in Honolulu when I was 17, that’s enough for my lifetime. A vacation to me is something you should ENJOY not suffer through. How boring to sit on the beach and do nothing. Give me Yosemite and a hike with a sprinkle of snow any day for fun and relaxation!

#72 Jason
17 June 2009 10:21

I will only visit countries that are cold temps for holidays.
I cant stand all the holiday promotion of horrid beaches, & tropical resorts…not for me they can have their UV addiction!

Its winter here in Tasmania & is beautiful, lots of rain, snow, mist, foggy days is stunning & pleasent to be in!
I love grey cloudy skies. love wearing my hoodies beanies, I do not ever wear summer clothes! they are horrid!
Since I have expessed my feelings to my family on how I feel about summer & hot weather they are really narky at me & think Im a freak!
Its pathetic so I hate the hot weather big deal, they are the fools for liking vile torturous heat!

I am really annoyed how all the stupid ads on tv are going on about ‘The winter blues’ & associating sickness & colds/flu with winter promoting cough medicines etc!
I only ever get a cold in warm weather and in winter these stupid people here getting around in summer clothes and thongs so they will get a cold then cough on you in the shops!
so then you get a bit of a coughy thing!

Bacteria breeds in hot weather & most flu’s colds etc come from hot countries!!

I love the cold and always will! I may cop alot of slack from the UV addicted lot but tough!!!

Its great to see so many posts on here from like minded people!!!!

#73 pat carr
20 June 2009 03:48

i agree jason. winter, cold and rain get a bad rap. whether in ads, or movies, it’s always shown as “gloomy”, or “dark”. it’s a brainwashing thing and also basically just to sell products. i mean if you don’t have “glorious” sunshine all the time how can you sell those wretched flipflops, buckets of sunscreen and all the other garbage people put on themselves during hell-summer.

i love the rain and the cold and i defend them viciously and without fear.

i’m tired of the legions of “T.A.N =Terrable Awefulness Nutz (TAN)!!!” as Marna calls them. Great posts MArna, thanks for the posts referring back to mine. I’m very sure at 41 that you look a lot younger than the lizard people and will continue to do so

i watched today as a bunch of kids were AFRAID to go out in the light rain at the transit center. i was ashamed for them. what have hteir parents been teaching them? that rain is poison? what complete imbeciles. they have been taught that sun always is happiness and if you’re “pale” you’re somehow unhealthy. i want to scream up at the sky at this frakking lunacy.

I swear the sun thing is a cult and an addiction. people are addicted to the UV. The worst thing is the abuse heaped on us cool weather lovers. i say DO NOT put up with it, STAND UP for yourself against them. whether family, friends or whatever. they need to respect us and our preferences. I have torn into people who called me “nuts” and they regretted their statements. These folks have become bullies. we have to hear from them when it’s sunny and then when it’s cool, they bitch to our face.

#74 marna
21 June 2009 12:30

Hear Hear!!!!!
me and my friend are so sick of these sicko sunlovers that we are nearly at the point of thinking of imergrating to UK or Scottland to get away from these Aussie Sun gits!!
its Winter Solstice hear and its was mostly sunny! and on the radio they were going how cold it is!!! which is really strange because the radio station is in the tropics not tasmania!!

Yes i look very young for my age and always people have trouble realising my age and get it wrong all the time they say Im 28yrs old !!!! thats keeping out of the sun and looking after yourself!! I dont need tan to look good. I naturally tan abit in Summer because of some spanish blood in me long way down the track!!

Im a poor dutch aussie stuck in an uncultured sun obssessed land…its Sad always complianing how freezing it is…BOO Hoo!!
do anyone know how easy it is too imergrate to UK????? if your an aussie citzern??
Me and freind feel like foriegners in our own land!!!
That SA was so obsessed with summer it was sick they have a tanning salon called megasun and its a solar city!!! AAAHH!!!
one day Im going back to the North and maybe end up in Iceland that doesnt rant about Sun all the time!!
Well done Pat!!!

#75 pat carr
22 June 2009 05:38

Hi Marna, i totally feel for ya. Congrats on standing up for yourself and not baking your lovely skin to a crisp. when you are older, then everyone will see how smart you were, not to follow the herd.

they really are sicko sunlovers. spending even 10 minutes out in the sun, it’s not “beautiful or warm”, well it’s just plain stinking hot. One good thing to show folks is try feeling the dashboard in the sun. It’s not “warm”, it’s broiling hot. this is what’s happening to skin if it’s in that sun. all the ads on tv show the sun, everything sells “summer” and “sun”. i’m amazed at the utter stupidity of it, being that hot, sweaty and burned aren’t even close to being comfortable. I truly believe we’ve been overtaken by some kind of corporate sun product selling mentality.

YEah and even here if it cools off after a hot day, people are “cold”. yet worse….is some of the buses actually turn on the FRAKKING HEAT. HEAT! you can get to feel that noone will respect your choice of body temperature

and people’s attitidude to rain, i think now that kids have been taught that rain is pure poison falling from the skies. I’m ashamed to watch people here in seattle running like sissies under even a light downpour. WHAT HAS HAPPENED?

Tanning salons, i call them Temples of Idiocy. It just gives these UV addiction imbeciles another place to hurt the largest organ on their bodies.

i’m so sick of hearing about the weather every time there’s sun or no sun. I want to glue headphones permanently in my ears!

Marna, ever thought of migrating to Seattle? you’d love it here. sorry it is the States, but the place is so gorgeous and the cool weather is like 8 months a year.

ha or maybe we should all migrate to iceland and be done with it, like your idea.

#76 Alexandra Henriques
22 June 2009 19:38

ugh, just thinking of summer makes me nauseous and feverish.
The horrible slimy people drenched in sweaty gaseous fumes with distorted smiles, the bloodsucking insects devilishly preparing for another attack just for sport, the slightly and not so slightly obese folks and their fulminating armpits waiting menacingly for any chance to knock you dead from the ephemeral smells. The obnoxious , revolting gangster wannabes cranking up their stereos. Yes, I too HATE summer.

#77 pat carr
23 June 2009 16:44

ha Alexandra i hear ya. Summer is smelly, sweaty and itchy.

Add to your list people wearing the hideous beast known as flip flops, some with dirty feet that should never seen the light of day. Slap Slap Slap all you hear on the street.

The buses are bastions of stuffiness, often the windows are all closed and i sit there in a stupor waiting for the ride to be over. Yet worse if it rains, the HEAT comes on again.

Summer is a cult and the Sun is a drug i think. I’ve heard people say they wish the sun shined every day. i asked them do you like PLANTS? WATER? or would you prefer a drought and everything dry and brown. Sillly kids, they can’t have it both ways.

Speaking of rain: Well i defend rain wherever it is put down

example facebook:

” Tammy Boyle Palmer What the heck is with all this rain, Yawn….
about an hour ago · Comment · LikeUnlike

Patrick Carr
Patrick Carr at 8:37am June 23
Please send it this way. We haven’t had enough here. Things turning brown – blech. Rain is cooooool!”

#78 Andie
23 June 2009 19:54

I agree. I hate the summer.I know i dont have a lot to complain about, i only live in england but i hate it.What about summer is “beautiful” or “glorious”?. Summer is just unbearable heat,annoying people who think your crazy if you hate it. I love it when its rainy,cloudy and cold and dark, so i MUST be depressed. I miss winter…

#79 pat carr
23 June 2009 20:47

well andie, if you don’t like summer then you still can complain about it. that is your right to do so, whether you live in a milder summer or not.

that’s the problem is that people think you’re “crazy” and often voice this. Now i’ve taken to telling them they are crazy for liking the heat and the skincancer and burning.

I don’t take the sun nazi’s bullshit anymore. if they like it fine, but they have to respect that we don’t. I don’t mind that some people like the heat, but when they start telling me i am bizarre i just have to put my foot down and down HARD. i believe all our grievances on this forum is because the ‘Zards (short for lizards) have become so obessive and bullying about their weather preference. They also torment us by talking about it all the time. And then when the weather finally turns cool, they then whine all season about it.

I might be overdramatic but it’s a kind of tyranny really! IT’S HORRIBLE.

#80 marna
24 June 2009 12:13

Oh yes pat and alex…..1) alex live in australia its such a sunlovers paradise all the time…..its winter here and we have had 9 days of sun URGK!!!! and today a lady said what a misserable weather (it was raining today) i said I know the sun hey!!! i got evils!!!
2) pat a new place should open called Fashion house of freaks!!
they already buy clothes from there…its 80s inspired bogan clothing made fashionable by gay 80s obssessed freaks!!
Granny wear is very popular here and young lizrds are dressing in old women clothes eg. jiffies (those slippers you wear for calistenics and tai chi!!) old cardigans, mumbels(tights) and they like to have orange skin and have purr white hair even grey!!!!!!

Please explain why a girl would want to look like an 90 yr old women?????

I think the heat has finally cooked there peanut brain!!!
they are the lost link!!

I love the Temple of Idiocy it has many recruits!!!
Oh the men if I can call them that look like a emo try hard homey dunces!! with their thongs(flip flops) and i dont want to be rude but children are getting dumber and dumber..
They look like retards from a freak show at the circus!
me and my freind are considering going to the UK too live to get away from this psycho land of Dinosauric Nausiating Analrepentingdisreptiles!!! ( DNA )!!!!!
Australians would have to be the most uncultured,retarded,sun loving nation!! if you dont speak english and your from europe your germans!!! andspeak germany!!!! italians are wogs!!!
chinese are chings and our PM speaks chinese!!!
Im a dutch boy born here and OMG they are so brain deprived!!
Hey its the smallest continent ,Driest,and Hottest place in the world!!! It makes up for Sunshine!!! it gets up to 60 degrees in the outback!!
HELP ME FROM THIS WEIRDOS!!!!!!

#81 pat carr
24 June 2009 20:03

here’s a great article i found about sun addicts. Marna, you’ll especially love it. I believe this has happened to many people here. it’s one thing to like sunshine and another when people cry over 1 day of rain. it’s something i thought of weeks ago when i pondered people’s reaction to sun vs rain. it’s another reason i think that we cool weather lovers take such scorn – we’re making fun of their drug.

Sun addicts need AA-type program
By Amy Lawson
October 2, 2005
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ADDICTION to ultraviolet light could be the reason many people continue to sunbake despite the dangers, and obsessive tanners may need psychological support, some skin cancer experts believe.

A US study in the Archives of Dermatology journal has found that tanning is an addictive behaviour and that young women are the most likely to succumb to the dangers. The findings come as Cancer Council Australia prepares to launch a campaign today warning of the dangers of solariums.

People who experience the compulsion to sunbake, referred to as “tanorexia”, display addictive tendencies similar to alcoholics or compulsive gamblers, the study found. Support groups similar to Alcoholics Anonymous have been suggested to help fight the problem.

The US study, which surveyed 145 beach goers at Galveston Island in Texas, found more than half could be categorised as having a “tanning disorder”.

But the study’s author, dermatologist Richard Wagner, warned that the result could not be applied to the wider population because it was conducted at the beach. “If you walked into a bar you’d probably find more alcoholics,” he said.
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Tony White, a senior lecturer in the Department of Dermatology at Sydney University, agreed that obsessive tanners could be addicted to the look and feeling they get from the sun and solariums.

“This study has articulated what we always half suspected — that some people feel tanning plays such an important part in their life that they would rather die than abandon it,” he said.

“I’ve seen patients who have had melanomas cut out but still can’t quit. Everyone has a handful of patients who are flying right in the face of everything they know they should do. They’re out of control, and they’re not just being naughty, they’ve got a problem and they need professional help.”

Dr White said the study’s findings would make him more inclined to recommend his patients seek professional help if they continued to sunbake.

“It’s more than just a nuisance, it’s a psychological problem,” he said. “It’s like smoking and eating and safe sex — sometimes people have one thing in their head, but their behaviour is in another direction entirely.”

Dr White said in his experience it was mainly young women who put themselves as risk.

Craig Sinclair, chairman of the Cancer Council Australia’s national skin cancer committee, said there was a misconception that solariums were safer than tanning in sunlight, but in fact they posed significant dangers to a person’s health.

“Solariums can emit rays five times the strength of the midday summer sun, which is an extraordinary amount of UV radiation,” he said. “The concern is that young people or people who have a skin type that doesn’t tan are being allowed access to solariums. The industry isn’t informing customers of the risks.”

#82 Pat Carr
24 June 2009 20:13

sorry to hear that Marna, what freaks it sounds like. And they’d call you “nuts” i bet. They’re heat and sun addicts and like addicts they don’t care if they destroy themselves. thus the weird clothes, attitude and demeanor

I get on facebook every time i hear one of these addicts whining about “miserable” like you said. IT’s way beyond liking the sun, they are obsessed with it. I bet they’d want it to shine at night if they could.

ha and here in the states we think that australia is so cool and the people are “normal”. sorry to hear of so many nuts!

#83 marna
25 June 2009 10:21

Hey Patrick its called Down Under…i think they need put down!!
Addicts yes they are..saw one today in its summer clothes in the rain and shivering!!! THEY ARE DRUGGIES!!!!
Need that FIX…he he heee ha ha!!
i have heard one when i lived in S.Australia say it should be sunny at night(TRUE)..its a sad sad people!!!

The whole population of Australia is getting stupider!!
China could easily invaid Australia!!
in the guise of BBQ sellers!!!
Yes, Australians are obsessed with BBQs and they do it all year around but more in Summer…you have to have a patio with a gigantic BBQ!!
they cant do it good..lets say the shrimp(prawn) would be the size of a stringbean and so burnt that it looks like a archiologist find!! and you need to DNA it to find out what it is!!
worse the snag(sausage=which is 90% lard fat & 2%meat&8%flour) is also cooked and burnt out of recognition and they cover it in so called tomato sauce(reconstiuted tomatoes with salt and sugar base)and you have to say what a great BBQ..OH yes the beer which is warm and flat…..MMMMMMM Yummy!!
if your on a health kick you have sushi!!
Im lucky where I live in Tasmania that the food is edible!!
Pat remember the drives when you were a kid in Summer holidays driving thru the country in a hot car with no drink !!!

#84 pat carr
25 June 2009 19:38

it’s cooled down here a bit and is slightly overcast. so what do people talk about? they “hope the sun comes out again”.

it’s incredible how obsessed people are with the weather. is there
NOTHING else ever to talk about? it seems worse than it was a few years ago or perhaps i am just more sensitive to it. it’s sick and stupid

#85 Mariyam
28 June 2009 21:22

Hello all you beautiful, sun-hating people!!
I found this page while I was looking to see if there are other like-minded folks out there who, like me, cannot tolerate the heat. And you’ve got to know how happy I am that you all exist!

Ok, so I live in the UK, and we don’t get the type of temperatures you poor souls living in places like Australia get, but I am in London which is among the warmer places in Britain.

It’s been pretty hot here for the last few weeks. Not at all pleasant to me, yet, everyone else glides around out there as though they are in paradise. Aargh!!

The real horror is yet to come. A heatwave is predicted to arrive this week. I just want to hide in a cave somewhere!

My mother lives right beside a park, and any time there’s a glimpse of sunshine, the place is packed out with all the sheeple, lying, on the grass, roasting like potatoes in the evil heat. We always joke that “the lobsters are out today” as most of them turn a horrid shade of red! Seriously, they don’t even care that their skins will become crisp and leathery. And they think that we’re crazy?!

A few weeks ago, while I was mooching uncomfortably through the streets of East London, I passed a gaggle of daft bints, all wearing bikinis…In a London street… Far from any beach…What-the-flip?!!

I’m the kind of girl who loves to cover my figure with a nice coat or jacket. I despise walking around with a summer-friendly top. I just feel too exposed!

Why is it that sun-worshippers find overcast weather miserable? I mean when it is neither hot, nor cold, nor raining. Just cloudy. They’re like: “Oh, I hate Britain. It’s always raining, and grey.” If they need the heat to feel remotely happy, I suggest they seek professional help!

Me, I die a death if I see an empty blue sky. I love rolling clouds, passionate thunderstorms, lovely snow. I feel like I’m in the closet with my preferences though! But not this year. This year I am coming out! Out, and proud of preferring coolness over the hot crap!

Anyway, I’m going to try and barricade myself indoors this week thanks to the *shudder* heatwave.

At least at home I can keep away from all the grinning halfwits outside!!

#86 Jaywinter
29 June 2009 13:30

I love winter because of millions of reasons but mainly Christmas, I hate summer because of the heat, Hay Fever the smell of B.O and sun tan lotion because of Sweaty burnt people everywhere, food poisoning from some idiot at a BBQ who cant cook but thinks he/she can just 1 time of the year (raw Burgers Anyone?)! and hot young girls in bikinis and thongs with there boy friends (pointless looking at Girls in summer because your only get abuse from the Drunk Jealous mug of a boyfriend), Smelly Steaming hot Dog mess in every park you try to take your kids to enjoy! I dont get summer I wish it would just F*@k off as quickly as it came!

ok Summer Rant over lol..

#87 pat carr
29 June 2009 19:49

Mariyam, welcome to the Big Rant!

to anwer your question:

“Why is it that sun-worshippers find overcast weather miserable? I mean when it is neither hot, nor cold, nor raining. Just cloudy. They’re like: “Oh, I hate Britain. It’s always raining, and grey.” If they need the heat to feel remotely happy, I suggest they seek professional help!”

i realized why a bit ago….

they are sun and UV addicts that’s why. It’s one of the reasons we get the “you’re nuts” from these Lizard Assholes. The grey deprives them of their “fix”. That’s why they don’t care about their skin, cancer, or aging. it is the only thing that seems to make sense.

Problem is there are many of these addicted ‘zards and they make life hell for us that actually CARE about our skin.

They will put you down and belittle you if you’re “pale” which is your actual skin color. Marna and i are both 41 yet look at least 10 years younger. They will be be the idiots in a few years and considered “nuts”. I have taken to attacking their hate against the rain whenever i can, because i am sick of their “sun only” addiction and attitude.

#88 Mariyam
30 June 2009 02:12

Hi Pat!
I think you’re probably right about all the lizard people being addicted to the UV rays. And they do need help. For their own sakes!

It’s great that You and Marna look years younger than you are. I’m 32, and people often think I’m a teenager! Sometimes I get asked why I’m not in school! I always try to keep out of the sun. Even if I am out, I tend to walk in the shadier parts of the street.

I’m Asian, so I have no need to tan. It’s a bit funny actually, because when I was a kid, I used to get horrible comments from some of the older white girls, who asked me if I was brown because I don’t wash! There was a lot of racism around then. And now, these self-same types either slap on fake tan products or roast in the heat to try to get brown! The irony!!

Why do they hate their usual pale skin colour? There is beauty in whichever colour we are.

Also, this heatwave is really setting in now. I am officially in hell! Today, I felt like the sweat was pumping out of me. Don’t you just hate when your scalp is sweaty, and your hair just feels damp and horrible?! Then it becomes difficult to put your head on your pillow. Aaargh!!

And the bugs. Oh my gosh, they’re everywhere!

One other thing that annoys me, is when people say that the hot weather improves their mood. And they make out that everyone is more cheerful and friendly when the sun is shining. Are they heck! I notice a lot of frayed tempers out there, and the increase in road rage, frazzled youngsters, etc. I have also been feeling much angrier today. Over silly things.

People seem to be brainwashed about hot weather. There are a million negative things about the summer, and yet they still praise it. I could write a very long list on all the bad things associated with this season. Not that any of the deluded would have the sense to agree with me!

Ah well. I’m happy to be in the company of you fine, wise people! I hope I don’t sound too grumpy. I’m much happier in the cooler months!

#89 marna
30 June 2009 12:20

Hi guys …hi pt and miriyam loved your comments!
hey pat !! they think i am actually 15yrs younger
i had some one say im 25 one day a few years ago i was 18yrs old and a funn y story when i was 21 i was at a gym doing aquarobics with my mother and this lady asked me how old i was and i saids “21yrs old” this lady said “no your 13yrs old!”
i said no im 21. she would not believe me and the i said ask my mum.in which she did and my mum said yeah hes 21 and she still didnt believe it!

I used to work in the sun but hey i havent really sunbaked only when i was like 13yrs oldand then i stopped as i found it annoying and ihave always looked after myself..i dont smoke!!

Hey have you noticed sunlovers not only addicted to UV rays…………..They usually smoke and have other addictions like drugs and alcohol!
the smoking thing is a result of smelling there flesh burning when they out in the sun and when they smoke it is like a comfort blanket to them as it has the same smell………………
The smell of over 1,000 chemicals coming off there orange skin!
and that is why they are ugly wrinkled old crones at the lovely age of 15!!!!!!
remember the joke 1596………15 at the back 96 in the front!!
Its also a hard fact that the sun makes you shrink…that is why they are always humped over and there sking looks like an old bean bag thats been lefted out in the sun for 7 years hey????

I think its in the jeans(genes)??????? they are so tight that they walk bow legged and in true summer wear the underwear is very popular to wear here out in public for wome a bra with pink indies(hot pants or even bathers) for men its a singlet with boardies or just boardies(this is a long short you wear when you go for a swim)…
and we are the nutters?????
i would wish that any of you guys dont consider australia as a destination for a holiday especially in summer as it will shock you!
especially the aussie slang!!
i dont want to be rude but it sounds like drunken crows having a verbal slurred language of people who cant talk!!!!!
for example=Stewth mate owzit gowinghavya barbee taday,itz abit ruvfth gotta skraype sum ofthitmayte!!!!
which traslated says= wow friend how are you going, are you having a barbaque today, you seem to have burnt it, i may have to scrape some of the burnt offering.friend!!
we have to put up with this annoying tounge once and a while!
its aweful! im from dutch background and they used to pay me out!!!!
the winter here has been dismal sunny dry days and some days no cloud it has been 16-18C for 2 weeks now and its really annoying!! they summer mutts have being praying for the wintwr to go im going to do a spell tomorrow to rid these pestulance!
yes Pat im telling people what i feel straight up!!!
Bring back Winter

#90 Mariyam
1 July 2009 00:31

Hi again all. Special shout out to Marna!! The Aussie stuff made me laugh! Drunken Crows!! Hehe!

The mini heatwave here in parts of the UK is still very much on. Boo!

I know I had resolved not to venture outside this week because of the extra heat, but I did need to go somewhere today.

Anyway, walking in the streets as if trudging through the Sahara desert, I was ambling along as best I could, (occasionally murmering: “water. water…” in a weak voice!). I usually zip quickly down the road, as I’m small, it’s necessary to walk twice as fast as the taller people!

As some of you may relate to the feeling in hot weather of the energy being sapped out of you so you become a limp, jellyfish-like creature, I could barely make 5 steps a minute! All my mojo was spirited away.

Then I saw them. The people I will refer to now as THE SOLAR-POWERED BEINGS!!

They were full of beans, bouncing down the road with vim and vigour, as if the extreme heat was their source of fuel! I’m telling you, they are freaks of nature!

I was struggling, sloth-like, and these folks were zipping around like Olympic athletes!

I don’t know, maybe it’s me? Have I got a vital cog missing in my system? Maybe I’m the freak? Or then again, not. After all, even animals have the sense to wallow in mud, or sit in the shade when it becomes too hot.

The phrase: “Only mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the midday sun” springs to mind!

Anyway, I hope any of you who are experiencing summer in your countries can find ways to cope better than I have!

Ta ta!

#91 marna
1 July 2009 11:17

Oh Miriyam!! yes i agree when its hot i feel like my body is baked and all the energy is gone!

We have now alot of termes for Summer lovers=
*Solar powered beings
*Lobsters
*Zards
*Lizards
*Tanarexics
*Boil ‘n Burn Victums
*Jaundice Victums
*Orange people
*Sun Bums
*Solarsaurs
*SAS(south australian Sickness)
*Satralia(queen of summer)
*UV addicts
*Skinks
*Tranniesaurousis
*Annacondorz
*Crocodile Skin
*BatherBitchezs
*BikinniBald Babes of the forked tounge
*BeachBoneyBags(3B) oops shouldnt be(3D)
*3Ds(Dumb Dark Disgusting)
*Diff Bints
*DNA(dinosauric naustating analrepentingdisreptiles)
*Mushrooms(refering to fat people in hot pants)
and
Sexy Summer Seductive Slags Specializing in Serpentatiousness!

I need your hepl guys to send us here some help to banish the sun!!! Winters being stolen from us!!!
I have done a spell to bainsh the Sun and give us back Winter!!
Winter come back!!!! so mote it be!!!
keep cool my dear friends up there!!

#92 Jbob
1 July 2009 15:17

I agree with you 100% Mariyam.

I’m also from the UK and am really finding this bl**dy heatwave difficult going. The humidity is so oppressive.
The way the media cover this is so annoying and seems to make a bad situation even more unbearable. Could one of these idiots please tell me what i’m meant to find so exciting and pleasurable about: sweating profusely (i am fit and not overweight), not being able to sleep at night, the plagues of flies, awful ‘chavs’ sharing their bodies with the world, being very short tempered with ones loved ones through lack of sleep, flying ants, being uncomfortable 24hrs a day, nausea, headaches ….. i could go on.
If i read one more article in the press stating that i should be having the time of my life i won’t be responsible for my actions!!
Here’s hoping for the rest of the summer to be 15C with a cool breeze, not too much sun and plenty of rain. I can’t be doing with 30C+ and high humidity.

It’s been nice reading the views of my fellow heat and humidity haters.

Cheers

#93 pat carr
2 July 2009 03:06

jbob it seems like these people belong almost to some kind of cult.

they feed off each other, and i mean echo almost identical responses – like robots “are you enjoying the sunshine”, “it’s gorgeous”, “it’s perfect”, blah blah blah. If their skin was on fire they’d be saying the same thing. Once they cook themselves enough, they get addicted to the UV and the heat i think, with blood so thin, i’m surprised it just doesn’t seep through the skin

the final stage of this madness for them is to put the rest of us down who don’t fall down to the Altar of Summer. “you’re nuts”, “you’re crazy”, etc, is the chant of these horrible addicted ‘Zards. Oh and then we are treated to the torment of whining during the cool months from these addicts. I am SO sick of it

#94 Mariyam
2 July 2009 04:29

Me again!
Hello Jbob. Good to hear from a fellow Brit.
I understand everything that you have mentioned. I hate when the tabloid newspapers go nuts about the heatwaves and put the temperatures on the front pages, with stupid headlines that make this weather sound like amazing fun.

Oh, and amen to your wish for a 15c summer and lots of rain! We can only dream!

As annoying as it is when strangers love the hot weather, I’m always perturbed when a friend or relative says something stupid regarding the subject, as they are people you like, but an idiot comment makes you want to throttle them!!

An example: last summer, I was moving home, and I had a very short space of time to get everything done. There was so much lifting and carrying of boxes and other items to be done, so I got stuck in to save time.

Later that day, I texted a friend, telling her about the tiring day I had, and maybe looking for a bit of sympathy! She responded by writing: “Oh, what a lovely hot day to do the removals”. I just could not be bothered to reply back by telling her how wrong she was. What I needed to make the day more easeful would have been a nice cloudy day, with a moderate breeze. How, in the name of God, was a very hot day a good thing for doing back-breaking, strenuous work?!?!

Do any of you have anyone close to you who worships the sun? I’m lucky that all of my immediate family have always hated it when it gets too hot. Don’t know how I’d cope if I was married to “one of them”! I’d probably murder them before the summer was out!!

This heat is making me psychotic!

#95 pat carr
2 July 2009 04:52

“Do any of you have anyone close to you who worships the sun? I’m lucky that all of my immediate family have always hated it when it gets too hot. Don’t know how I’d cope if I was married to “one of them”! I’d probably murder them before the summer was out!!

This heat is making me psychotic!”

my mother and father in law ADORE the sun, as well as do my sister-in-law. They finally respect that i don’t. I can’t understand these sun worshippers, i mean the sun just plain hurts on the skin. AS for as psychotic, me too. And i drain very quickly of energy. I don’t have a clue how hot can be considered so “wonderful”, it’s beyond me really.

check out this idiotic article

http://blog.seattlepi.com/thebigblog/archives/172752.asp#commentform

rain is again called “gloom”. what f** losers.

#96 marna{}*snow king!
3 July 2009 13:41

have you ever wondered why Tanorexias addiction comes from??
Have you ever wondered why Sunlovers are so agressive??????
have you ever wondered why Orange is the in colour?????????

Well I have come to conclusion that one day a jaundice 80s crazy
looked in the mirror and her hair was white she saw an old 80s fashion magazine from 1982 and realized “”" Im going to make this fashionable again!!!! in her addicted obession she designed some cheap slut wear and called it Summer wear!!! and made its price at a cheap price so young people can be infuenced!!!
She staggered to the opening of her show in milan and she walked down the isle and people were so shocked It Became fashion! cries of wow who would have thought this look!!
she of course made millions and now ……………..

We have to suffer from the crazy orange people reign!!!

But hey Our day will come and we will abduct versagce and change fashion for our likes again!!!

Bring back the 90s!!!!!
eewwwwwlllnot 1590s !!!

he he he he haaaaaaaa!!!!
we have better skin!
we have better respect for people!!!!
WE have the love of WINTER!!!

degreed from the snow KING!!!!!!
SNOW FOREVER!!!!

#97 pat carr
4 July 2009 03:56

LOL, Snow King i love ya. Your posts really pick me up when it’s hot out and the ‘Zard asses have been aggravating all day with SO GORGEOUS WEATHER robot parrot voices, it was like 88 degrees today and i have to lsitening to how “wonderful” this horrible crap ass weather is. I’d make one kidney into a sandwich for a flake of snow or a drop of rain.!

ha! i think your theory of where the sun addiction that has overtaken our world came from isn’t far fromt he truth. from what i understnad here is some movie actor came back from europe or something with a tan and started a craze. how rediculous eh

oh hey as for your

“We have now alot of termes for Summer lovers=
*Solar powered beings
*Lobsters
*Zards
*Lizards
*Tanarexics”

i love it, we should vote on which one is the best. I love dark dumb disgusting as #1

May Cold Weather come and freeze the DDD’s mouth shut for at least 6 months!

#98 pat carr
4 July 2009 03:59

“we have better respect for people!!!!”

that’s really true. The Hotzis (heat nazis) and Sullies (Sun Bullies) are very disrespectful if you dare not love the sun and hate the rain and make you feel stupid or like a freak. i’m so tired of hearing their horrible drivel. i dont mind if people like the warm weathe but the omnes that dont let you like cool weather without insults are total Zardholes!

#99 Jason
4 July 2009 09:35

I havnt put on a post for a while, great to see so many other like minded cold weather folk here!
Im still in Tasmania and its finally been over cast with rain fog & some snow!!!! After a few weeks of horrid sunny weather!

All the Ladies Of The Lizard (LOTLS!) are cringing in absolute horror as their precious sun is hidden!
They are still in summer gear all cross armed and stooped over some clenching onto their poor boyfriend like a cat on heat- Pathetic! I feel sorry for the poor boyfriend of these vile Lotls!
The tanning salons are constantly pushing the spray on tan which apparantly has no orange undertone..pppffftt they wanna look orange as! All the lizards are soggy and wet in their summer gear its pathetic! They want to get a cold so they can sook on how bad winter is!

I was really annoyed when I looked at the weather online earlier when it said that Sunny Days are on the Horizon…blah blah!

Alot of middle age biddies in shops like to go on in an aggressive tone like ‘ Im so sick of this vile weather, I want the sun’ in which i always get them now & tell them I hate sunny weather & heat!!

I like to come up with names for various Ladies Of The Lizard like-

Liz Aard
Anna Conda
Ski Ink
Tara Daktyl
Anna Go Anna
Carma Elyion
Dina Sore

Just a few I can think of!
Theses Lizards are so hideous they also like to wear skin tight jeans with long boots above the knee they look like they are off to a hunt club to ride a horse (or something) the boots have really high spiked heels on them and they have trouble walking and look like a dinosaur walking stiltedly! Or some are really flat and they scuff along like old grannies! Oh they also like to tuck the jeans under the heal of their foot and wear little slippers like a ballet kind of shoe! I saw a pair in an opp shop the other day and put my hand in it it was so hard and flat and thin, I dont know how they walk in those things!
Their feet must look like a freakshow!
All these heat lovers are constanly praying for the sun & heat, they need to be counterreacted! So I wish for the cold!!!!!

We need ‘Lizardaside’ in a spray can, to repell them!

Stay cool I hope to get snow here tonight!!!

#100 Snow King The Marna The Cool!!!!
4 July 2009 12:01

Hey guys new term!!!!!!!
Skank chickens!!!
have you notice these angry people of the Sun
eat alot of take aways!!
KFC(Krazy Fatlizard Chicks)
Mc donalds
Hungery Jacks(burger king)

Anything that is smoked and burnt is favourable food of the Zards!!!!
they walk like an old chook!!!
they have scaely boney legs! and arms!!!
they walk around like they are searching for wheat!!!!
and when its SUNNY they bathe like a chook having a dust bath!!

OMG theres a conspiracy NASA is making the sun bigger!!
im just joking!!!
Its time we winter lovers do a joint spell to rid the summer heat forever!

i got a stupid Zard tudae..have you notice they love to put the heaters on in the shops and todae i got one i did a flauless english accent and said its awefully hot here and the Zard said its freezing outside and i said its bloody hot there too!!
and she said a famous word from her forked tounge….
EEEEWWWWLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!! theres no Sun!!!!

OH Pat you have inspired me to get back to my dutch roots and say it how it is! i dont care i just let them have it its so impowering!!!!!!!
I just want to see a cloudy sky and have some intelligent peole tell me how lovely cold weather is!!
Oh its winter and we have the flies back EEEEEWWWWLLL!!!!!
OMG whats going on???
the world is fucked !!!!
and we have to put up with these drones!!

#101 marna the snow kings ruling!!!
6 July 2009 10:58

I FORGOT!!!!!!!!!!!
I dont know if you guyz get weird comercials advertising strange clothing for the Summerlovers to survive Winter!!!!!

Here where i live theres a comercial selling a couch wear..
its a duvae plush heated body suit that you climb into and sit on the couch..another one is called a couch suit!! it plugs into the power point and heats up the UV addicts!
There is also for the shiverboohoo clubbers! a electric pillow that you wrap yourself in and heated pillow cases you can buy from $2 cheap shops!

I got an addict today its only 4C its got down to 2C and i was in a supermarket and the guy at the counter said oh its freezing outside and i said its not cold and he shuddered and said i dont like the cold , Im from the mainland!! i said really where darwin(which is in the tropics..you guyz would love that place the beach has crocodilles,portuguese man of war, box jellyfish,sharks and other killing eating beastes)..he said no queensland and then melbourne(queensland is a hot old dump….melbourne is more nicer its on the bottom of Oz)…i said i was from holland and said you would love europen cold is much colder than here!!!! He shuddered again! i then said i love summer and the heat its better!! i said you have tanorexia..
he asked me whats that and i said its a person afflicted with a terrible illness in loving the heat and UV addiction!!!

He sighed and went bye!!
I walked off happy i got another tanorexia victum!!
I got evilles!

Another thing is when its winter they always say how dark and gloomy and terrible and yucky the weather is?????????

Freeze my nuts is another one!!
and my favourite= VaVavavavavavavavaaaavvvvvvvvvvvvaavvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvaaavavvavavavavavavavavavavvavavavavavvavaavavavvvvavavavavaavavavavavvvvvvv!!!
with an icey look on there face!!
thats zards for ya!

#102 Pat Carr
6 July 2009 20:07

even more names for the ‘Zards!

heat whores
sun sluts
UV Junkies
Dried Out Dunces
winter wusses
Whinosaurs
Whinoceros
Crocohumans
Sun Worshiping Lunatics
Sweat Sods
Tanophiles
Tanzers
Skin Cancer UV Dorks (SCUDs)
SkinoSOREus Rex
Tanceratops
Much Older Looking Drolls (MOLD)

#103 marna the snow king!! ps=Zards beware!!! the sun blew up!!!
7 July 2009 10:17

Pat you have done it again!!!!
you made a grown man cry!!!!!

they would have to be the best descriptions of those tanocidal maniacs that i have ever seen @!@
(_)

I just love getting those kooks!!!
i got a hard core christian today and it made my day…..
itsbad the suns gone she said!!!!
i went stop being silly its not cold!! go to europe!!
Pat………you ……..have …made …….me…….into
a……naughty man!!!!!
I LOVE YOU FOR THAT!!!!!
ITS GREAT GETTING THE CROCOHUMANS!!!
HAVE A COLD DAY!!!

#104 Pat Carr
8 July 2009 19:38

Hi Snow King/aka naughty man ha ha.. Glad to have you speaking your mind to the crocohumans and telling them off! Actually you inspired ME to become more vocal against these creeps with your fantastic posts and great humor here. There are so many good posts on here

“the suns gone”….LOL! the addicts are going into their withdrawal. yesterday’s seattle times said the sun lovers would groan for a few days. let them “groan” i said. we have to put up with their HORRIBLE SHIT for the entire year, so what if these Heat-mo Sapiens “groan”?

“Another thing is when its winter they always say how dark and gloomy and terrible and yucky the weather is?????????”

yeah i hate that. anuthing but sun is “yucky” or “miserable”…what has happened to the human race that they echo each other like robots and care so much about the frakking weather?

Oh i remembered. here’s another good one ilove. during Wretched Summer, so many people are out in their Shower Shoes aka “flip flops”. those nasty slapping thin pieces of plastic attached to a dirty bare foot. If you ask them why they love wearing those so much, they say “my feet need to ‘breathe”…so they are SO concerned about their ugly feet needing to breathe, meanwhile the rest of their bare skin is mottled with sun burns, age spots and probably pre cancers yuckies. what total DorkSacks!

PS i have another good term for them: Cancer Dancers

#105 Pat Carr
22 July 2009 00:02

did everyone become summer lovers or worse die off in the heat here? hope not!! no new posts!!

#106 pat carr
23 July 2009 02:46

more lunacy from the sun idiots…”gorgeous” LOL. i really wish i could understand how hot burning sun on your skin is so “gorgeous” these people really are insane

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I’m happy for you people in Seattle. You need good weather sometime. The sunshine provides a good source of vitamin D. Enjoy all of it well you can. I wish the summer was like it is this year, when I lived there.

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I love this weather! I am originally from Maine and it is usually very hot in the summer there, but recently it was been very crappy weather there. I am so bummed because I am flying back next week and it is supposed to be gorgeous here and horrible weather there. )-:”

#107 Marna the snow boyz bestest!
23 July 2009 12:21

OMG PAT!!! i missed you man you are the funniest man i know!
OMG its been sunny here for 2 monthes and occassional rain and had snow last night!
and i was told by someone we all complain how cold it is!!
my favourite thing to do is go=
VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEVVVE!!!
or have you lived in europe! then tell me how cold it is!

Its so pathetik these tanosapien looders!
and when its sunny and its 10 C they complian how freezing it is and the summer should return!
o m g!!!!
I want a real winter!!
love ya man ya really F*** cool!

#108 Mariyam
24 July 2009 02:48

“did everyone become summer lovers or worse die off in the heat here? hope not!! no new posts!!”

Hi Pat!

Don’t worry, there’s no fear of me loving the heat!

I have just been thankful that here in London, there have been quite a few cooler days, and even some lovely rain! I suppose it’s been a typical British summer – it really riles the sun-worshippers when they can’t baste their bodies in the sun!

I’ve even seen some people wearing relatively thick jackets, even though it’s over 20 degrees C! Surely that’s abnormal?!

I definitely would have died this summer if every single day was like the heatwave a few weeks ago!!

I still cannot wait for the Autumnal months to arrive. Snuggling up indoors, watching a nice film, drinking a cup of hot chocolate – aah bliss!

Anyway, I hope the rest of the summer here will pass by without too much misery.

Hope everyone else is keeping cool!

#109 marnahelfvus Snow brides coming for her king he he! Bliss ards!!
24 July 2009 10:06

OMG we got a show from USA, its called true beauty!
Guys if you really wanr to see scarey, fashionable and smooth!
Oh I forgot they are so orange they have got a new color named after them………Tanarange! its oranger than a real orange and so disgusting i screamed in fear!
One was a fashion designer(the girl next door type) if thats true i would move to a gheto!to get away from the free fall freak club!
I feel sorry for Pat hes in America where the tanologs came from..eg> Paris Hilton the worse import USA has ever exported to the world, that would have to be the boneist, skelolizard
i have ever seen and UK has Amy Whinehouse aaaaaHHH
Australia has Kylie minogue and El Mc Pherson and Home and away and Nieghbours!
OMG people what is going on with our countries??
we export freaks!!!!
Down here there are so many paris Hilton rejects!
Have you heard about the magickal melon that makes you look 20 yrs younger! Claudia Shiffer uses it!
and the magick carpet down here that shines heat for those tanosauric dejects!
Can we guys send these Lunalizardic lepars to the moon or even better Mars or Venus then they would get there heat and sun and shrivle and get their UV addiction fix always!
Bring back snow saw some today at the middle of my lovely state tasmania in Oz!
Save us from these Aussie crow speakers! Yar Mayte! Struewf!
Mi name is steven irwin aah aye sting rays got mi babee!
PS= Steve Irwin is a freak, he grew up in inner suberbs of melbourne not the outback! and bindie is an imp! he didnt know what the outback was till paul hogan made it fashionable!
hes a crocpdille dundee reject!!
i will tell you the story of my sister inlaw one day!

#110 pat carr
25 July 2009 07:31

hey! i made a “cloud worshippers” group on facebook. had to do it to promote our “gorgeous weather”

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=123888148893&ref=nf

love ya back! will respond to your posts, but i wanted to get that up here.

#111 marna its not fair! why do we winter lovers have to hear..its a lovel day routene
26 July 2009 11:04

Pat this is a story of a dutch tanosidal maniac!!!
my brother married this women from holland and he bought her out to australias hottest part the outback and left her to defend her self..she hated it and thought aboriginals were terrible!

they eneded up divorcing awhile later!
she returned to holland and in a dutch newspaper we saw her..
as a aboriginal elder and queen of the outback!
this was the picture! imagin an old looking transexual with caked on orange foundation with smoky eyes with bright red liopstick wearing karki shorts and vest with a shark tooth necklace …holding an bomerang and a stick and knealing on a kangaroo furr with aboriginal artwork and cheap ozi souvernir items like stuffed koalas and a fake spear and the rooms painted a tan ocre orange colour!
this poor thing made bindi and steve irwin look lame!

the sad thing is that they thought she was a celeb!

whos says that cheap props and orange skin gets you no where!
that is why USA has a big hold on the movies with all those tanosauric loomer maids skimpy sag tits!
GODS SAVE US FROM THIS ORANGE REVOLUTION!!!!!

pat they scare me so much !!!! can we protect each other from these lunatanic!!!SSSSSSS!!!!

#112 pat carr
28 July 2009 02:32

this is exactly how our heat loving lunatic media spins the heat and puts down winter

“”Hot days are here for a short window. Get out and enjoy the summer heat before the dreary winter returns. Turn on a sprinkler and cool off, hit the pool, enjoy a Popsicle … or try beating the heat with an activity that’s a little more out of the box. Here are some fun ways you and your family can beat the heat. Plus, tips on avoiding heat exhaustion and heat stroke.”"

fuqqq them and their “dreary” all the time. this heat is dreary. we’re
having a severe heat wave here and it sucks butt!

thanks for your story about “dutch tanosidal maniac!!!” LOL. Marna you’re much funnier and wittier than me. I enjoy your posts immenslely and how you stand up for all of us cool weather lovers ha ha against the tanosauruses. thanks for your story on your sister in law about about steve irwin and the orange people menace hee hee.

#113 pat carr
28 July 2009 02:34

hi Mariyam, great to hear from you. sorry to hear the sun worshippers have also infested over there! i’m not surpised to hear about them wearing jackets same here. it gets to 70 i see them wearing a coat and SANDALS. how retarded. do you have a lot of sun worshippers there?

#114 pat carr
28 July 2009 02:48

“Can we guys send these Lunalizardic lepars to the moon or even better Mars or Venus then they would get there heat and sun and shrivle and get their UV addiction fix always!”

i’m working on it believe me! these are the tormentors of the earth. some of them are problably saying here today what a glorious day even though my genitals melted an hour ago LOL. and how “horrible” winter is. Please Winter God come and rescue us from the Tanolizard Orange Menace ha ha. now see what a nut i’ve become

#115 Jason
28 July 2009 10:38

Hi everyone, I just saw this stupid post on weatherzone demonising rain -
Wet July for the Apple Isle
Max Gonzalez, Tuesday July 28, 2009 – 18:41 EST
While most of the country basks in the sun due to a high pressure belt ridging in from the west, gloomy wet weather has predominated over Tasmania with some heavy falls over the west. Up to 9 am this morning, Mount Read had picked up 34 mm of rain, 21 mm at Roseberry and 18 mm at Waratah.

Over the last few weeks, a series of high pressure systems sweeping across Australia from west to east have ensured a nearly constant westerly airflow over TAS bringing widespread rain and showers.

With 473 mm of rain this month, Mount Read is having the wettest July since 2005. Strahan managed to pick 289 mm of rain so far this month, the wettest July since 2002. 92 mm for Launceston, their wettest since 2003 and 42 mm for Hobart, the wettest July since 2000.

Over the next two weeks, High pressure systems will continue to sweep across the country, maintaining a nearly permanent westerly flow over Tassie, bringing showers and rain well into the 10 days in August.

- Weatherzone

Given that mainland Australia & some parts of Tasmania are drough stricken I would have thought an approriate headline like
‘Welcomed Rain for Drought Striken Regions’
Oh no the ‘Sun Baskers’ had to make it all ‘Gloomy’
Seriously those old saddle bags have had their brains fried by over UV exposure!!!!!

#116 Jason
28 July 2009 10:57

Im glad I live in Tasmania now its far more bearable than the mainland. I had to go back to South Australia last weekend for my mums birthday and OMG it was so much hotter there then in Tasmania! Yet all the lizards were constantly complaining how ‘freezing’ it was!!
It was like about 29dg when i left there and suuny as, the airport was like a terrarium! All the shops hotels etc had really hot heating on constintly & roaring fires….They are such losers over there!!
I got off the plane in Tasmania & it was raining with nice clouds & overcast!!! and under 10dg!!! Was so good to be home…..

But there is still too many lizards in Tasmania with there hot weatherv fetish, I think I have found a place to live that is the coldest place in Tasmanian Highlands (Liawenee)so Im sure they wont dare step foot there!!!
Ive visited there a few times and have been greeted by lovely snow which is a rarity in this country to have on your doorstep!!

I currently live in Fern Tree which was suposed to snow here so I was told but has proven to be all lies. So I have been doing extensive research on where to live that snows & winter truly exists!!!!

Stay cool everyone!!

#117 marnaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! its winter its so cold ,um freezinn.oops a dream!
28 July 2009 11:37

OMG Pat i know another scarey thing worse than lizards……
Its……….singing………..lizards…and…girly types……….on TV!!!!
Its Australian Idol!!!!!!
where tanorexies and try to sing some song they have being practicing in a dark kareoke bar! and another lizard says how it sounds like the original singer of the song and they shudz be un Idol!
or if even worse Big Brother or any reality show putting every species of tanoz and making them do silly tests like sumo dancing etc!
theres a show here called home and away and the towns called summer bay! they have summer all year round and they are so orange and accident prone that would have to be the most unluckiest place in the world…its had every known world disaster and someone is always pregnent by a surfer who has a dark secret! and the police women are dykes who have a fancy for the local doctor (shes the pregnent one) and they have emo fetishes and worship the sun! even when theres a storm its bright and sunny!
Oh Pat save me from this!!! yeah jasons right what he writes its nuts….
why is winter so given the bad wrap?????
i think the Ice queen needs to banish the Satralia summer queen and freeze her nuts!
ha ha ha
keep cool man! and women of the winter clan!

#118 Jason
28 July 2009 15:40

I just found this most ridiculous weather report for South Australia where I previously existed! Before reading it take into cosideration that South Australia is the driest state in the driest continent in the world! and they are 15 years into the worst ever drought ever! -

Adelaide to end wettest month in 4 years with showers
Brett Dutschke, Tuesday July 28, 2009 – 20:45 EST
Adelaide will end its wettest month in four years with a few more showery days, but thankfully for some, showers will only be light and brief.

The city has had more than 95mm this month so far, making it the wettest month since June 2005, when 142mm was recorded. This is also the wettest July in 13 years for the South Australian capital.

Many would be excused for thinking this has been an extraordinary wet month. While the number of rain days has been close to normal, 16 so far, the number of days where more than 10mm has fallen is unusually high. There have been six such days this month, the first time this has happened in almost eight years. The last time there were more than six days in a month with 10mm or more rainfall was 17 years ago, back in September 1992.

The next few days will not be as wet as some this month, with only about five millimetres likely. There should be enough dry spells in between the showers to get a few things done outside.

- Weatherzone

>>>> It ceases to amaze me how absolutley stupid these summer loving idiots are! In SA they hate rain and cringe should a drop fall from the sky! and many young children have never even seen rain in thier life!

Its time for a full circle in this stupid anti rain/cold weather thinking to evolve!

Just months ago over 200 people perished in the Victorian bushfires! Yet still Summer is worshipped! Its Sick!
and a coulple years ago in South Australia Kangaroo Island was completley burned by bushfires in the vile summer, & many people & animals perished….but still summer is still seen to be sooooo bloody great!
Its utter bollicks!!!!!

#119 Jason
28 July 2009 15:45

Oh I like the bit about “enough dry spells in between the showers to get a few things done outside.”

I pictured a scraggley old lizard running around its back yard chasing the rays of sun as they appeared through the clouds to get its UV fix!! VOMIT!

#120 pat carr
28 July 2009 17:56

“‘Welcomed Rain for Drought Striken Regions’
Oh no the ‘Sun Baskers’ had to make it all ‘Gloomy’
Seriously those old saddle bags have had their brains fried by over UV exposure!!!!!”

i hear ya Jason. These people are insane, really. Perhaps when they finally run out of water and crawl outside to their beloved sun to finally bake to death in it, sense will prevail? ha probably not. We’re having people here in seattle admonish us that we “need to like” this horrible hot weather. the same kind that will WHINE AND MOAN about how “horrible” cool weather is. They’re nuts nuts nuts!

“While most of the country basks in the sun due to a high pressure belt ”

basks….LMAO. “bakes” is more like it. what has happened to the human race, we’ve gone back 3,000 years ago to sun worship? are these folks bowing down to the great UV chariot in the sky? it’s sheer lunacy

#121 pat carr
28 July 2009 18:05

“Its……….singing………..lizards…and…girly types……….on TV!!!!
Its Australian Idol!!!!!!
where tanorexies and try to sing some song they have being practicing in a dark kareoke bar! and another lizard says how it sounds like the original singer of the song and they shudz be un Idol!
or if even worse Big Brother or any reality show putting every species of tanoz and making them do silly tests like sumo dancing etc!
theres a show here called home and away and the towns called summer bay! they have summer all year round and they are so orange and accident prone that would have to be the most unluckiest place in the world…its had every known world disaster and someone is always pregnent by a surfer who has a dark secret! and the police women are dykes who have a fancy for the local doctor (shes the pregnent one) and they have emo fetishes and worship the sun! even when theres a storm its bright and sunny!
Oh Pat save me from this!!! yeah jasons right what he writes its nuts….
why is winter so given the bad wrap?????”

LOL! well said SNow King. To me it seems that summer and heat have become some kind of cult. I remember an article that said “can you still be patriotic and hate summer?” What has happened is the heat nuts, the sun addicts have become bullies and everyone has to be quiet when they say it’s so nice. or they will call you nuts. Well i throw it back right in their frakking face. i won’t put up with it.

even the national weather service says STAY OUT OF THE SUN. BE CAREFUL, it is DANGEROUS. and yet these fools persist to tell us how we NEED TO LIKE THIS SHITTY ASS SHIT! i’m so tired from sleeping half nights, my eyeballs are hanging out of my head ha ha.

Snow king i will send you ice cold wishes, it’s the best i can do to rescue from the army of sun lunatics.

in closing i will make some new funny terms

TaNemesis!
Burn Skin Bullies
YouNeedToLikeScaldingWeatherItsSoNiceCauseISaySo-rians
OmeletteHeads
BaconBrains
Sweatcifers
Skincancerophiles
MarnaTormentingMonsters
UVFiends

#122 pat carr
28 July 2009 18:11

“Its time for a full circle in this stupid anti rain/cold weather thinking to evolve! Just months ago over 200 people perished in the Victorian bushfires! Yet still Summer is worshipped! Its Sick!”…”Oh I like the bit about “enough dry spells in between the showers to get a few things done outside.””

it definitely is a worship, a cult. I’ve heard people out here say they can’t do anything outside in “overcast”. how the frakk can you not do anything outside? for christ’s sake, the sun has to be beaming on you 24/7 to go outside. Sick, stupid, and insane. most of this world runs outside and DANCES in the rain when the drought is over. I remember seeing an indian movie where they did.

NOOOO, here people run inside under cover as if acid was melting their very bodies. It’s hard not to have the utmost utter contempt for such insatiable heat loving lunatics. Maybe they would be happier stapled to a set of Solar Panels in the arizona desert.

then they have to make our lives such misery by mentioning every time a drop of rain falls from the sky. So let them stay inside those miserable bastards! thanks Jason for these weather postings

#123 Mariyam
29 July 2009 01:33

Hi again!

It’s still fairly cool here in the UK at the moment. People are complaining that it’s not much of a summer. I say Hurrah for that! I’m counting down the days until it will get more comfortable.

This country is mostly overcast or rainy throughout most of the year, so you can imagine the joy of the sunworshippers when they get a bit of sun! We get mostly cold weather because of our geographical location on the globe. Would you expect snow in the tropics?!?!

Because hot weather is here for a short time, many Brits don’t care to look after themselves in the hot sun. So many end up burnt to a crisp! I cannot believe how reckless they are.

Do people in other countries have as much of a deathwish as they do in Britain?!

#124 pat carr
29 July 2009 01:54

“Do people in other countries have as much of a deathwish as they do in Britain?!”

yes they do here as well!

people laying out in the extreme heat, running or other foolishness.

much of it is fed by the media which gloats about the heat and acts as if overcast weather is the beginning of Armegeddon.

I’m so farking sick of it! I remember seeing one article about “sun-starved”, well i forget what country it was in europe but they referred to it as “sun-starved”. It sounds great that it’s rainy or overcast there much of the year, sounds like heaven.

that’s why this forum is so important and speaking out about it. so that people can understand how many like the cool weather and will not be intimidated by the hot weather bullies. They’d have us all roast to a crisp, age years ahead of time, get skin cancer and expect us to be “grateful” about it LOL!

#125 MMMMMMM Winter blues???? MMMMMMMM Snow cave fur outings!!
29 July 2009 10:18

OMG Pat,
the marna terrifying monsters!!!
well yes its a time of joy and praise as we get together for out lovely xmas sale!

Woops! different site!
Can someone explain why the majority of tanosaurs are christian and if not the christians are lizolords!
both always say the following things!=
“what a glorious day the Lord hath bring!”
“oh no its 3 o ‘clock have to shut the shop! the suns going down!”
” this cold weather makes the baby Jesus cry!”
“The suns gone its freeeezzzziinnnnnggg!!!!!!!!”
“This is ungodly weather(anything thats dark or rainy or even cold)”
“Suns rays make angels delight!”
ps= have your notice all Xian pictures have a sunny day with smiley faces, Sunrays coming thru a cloud! etc!!

Seriously!!!!
Lizlords have there own religion called !!!!!! du du duh duh da dar=
Dinodiarama Sect!
some folow the ways of the Satralia(qween of Summer) and others follow the ultimate sect=
Parisohiltonian Institute of Summer events & UV temptationists!
The God is that Sun!
The church is =The local beach,tanning salon or beautian salon or a dome where the sunsrays acumilate!
The dresscode is the hot pants,flip flops(thongs) and a bra tube!
The bible is the book called a = Womens weekly, Cleo,or Vanity!
There charity is paris hiltons shrine in LA!! or a used celebs little dog retirement bin!or toilet!
thanks guys! praise the winter God..

#126 pat carr
29 July 2009 16:30

“Can someone explain why the majority of tanosaurs are christian and if not the christians are lizolords!”

actually M, much of christian symbology comes from the sun. That’s a very long story ha. that may explain much of their weird sayings. did you actually hear them say “” this cold weather makes the baby Jesus cry!””…LOL???

#127 M !
30 July 2009 11:32

Yes i did!!!!!!
Another thing I want to know……Why is jesus the sun of god???

I have come to the conclusion it doesnt matter what part of the world i live in its never going to be rid of the tanolordic lunatical sunpsychologically demeaned crocodamdinosauric febels!

I know one day the ice age will return and we’ll be rid of those generics!
I wasn going to employ some muslism terro to fly a space ship into the sun with sintax on the wings???? that might help us???
OOPS that might start world war 4 hey the 3rd one was over the closure of Le Tan and the Venus Biecsh(beach) in lizard!

also have notice that every sentence of a lizard ends in EEEWWL or the end of the word is raised like this=EG.
I lUV thE bEEEEEEACH! itS frEEEEZZZnnnGGGG!
I haVe tOO gOE Too thE sssssaLON foR A respRAY! EEEWWWLLLL!

We have had winter stolen from us!!!!
stupid sun annoyoing us!!!
some old bag said it was a freezin winter this year and its been warm!!
last years winter was colder! and where i am at the moment they say its freezing in fern tree and its all a lie!!!

WINTER RAGES ON!!!!!! SNOW DOWN IA LOVE MY ICEY QWEENS DELIGHTFUL SNOW CAVE!!!!!!!

#128 pat carr
30 July 2009 16:39

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2009565326_weather30m.html

“But to the people who braved Seattle’s hottest day in history to catch the ballgame or shop for fresh flowers, the rest of us looked like weather wimps. There’s no place at a Mariners game for pasty Seattleites who can’t handle a little heat, said the fans who sat through triple-digit temperatures Wednesday.”

so i commented on this foolishness “woopeedoo!” what do i care what a bunch of weirdo sweaty sunburned drunken baseball nuts care. it’s REALLY intelligent and brave to sit out in the open sun on the hottest day ever recorded in seattle, and then let’s make fun of the rest of the people who don’t share in this madness

save us from this insanity!

#129 Mariyam
31 July 2009 02:49

Hehe! The sudden “cool” and rainy summer we’re currently having in the UK has really stopped the lizards in their tracks! On the TV, and in the papers, they are broadcasting how upset they are that they can’t get on with all their icky little hot weather activities!

Take a look at this extract from one of the papers:

“Put your beach towels away – the predicted ‘barbecue summer’ is to be a washout, after the Met Office conceded it got it wrong. For the rest of the season, ‘rainfall is likely to be near or above average’, it admitted.

The news dampened the hopes of millions of sun-seekers who were told in April that the country was ‘odds-on for a barbecue summer’ by the Met Office.”

I remember back in the spring, when they were predicting a summer of heatwaves, scorching temperatures, etc. You can imagine how miserable I felt at the prospect of having to endure that!! All the other mob were wetting themselves with glee at the thought of roasting themselves alive.

Look who got the last laugh!

I’m sure there are some hot days still to come over August, but I’m glad of the relief these lower temeratures have brought me.

Here’s to you all!

Keep the comments flowing! It’s good to know I’m not unusual in my distaste of extreme heat.

#130 Marna! OMG tanohello!
31 July 2009 11:20

Get the cardigans on, the slippers and light the fire as as i was told today its Freeezing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I asked a lizard why they wear jiffies(old women shoes that looke like ballet shoes)
i asked are they comfortabl;e and she said theY mOLd To Ya fEET,
jusT haVE to lOOK Out fOR sharp OBJects!????????????

help me im loosing it! its so boring the sun all day every day!
its supposed to be winter??????

its not cows causing global warming by their farts…

its tanolordian feltchinskinkolizolarianian toadfaced skanks in parishiltons new summer bather rang of burping crocodarwindo
beachloving skanks!
Scientists have proven that breathe from a lizard can bring the overall temperature of the world 7 degrees and the simerpathic magick of loving the sun?????? is doing its eville effect!!!!

lets face it these tanofreakellunotical practolizards are a big eville wyshe fairy spell going wrong..they are like the tooth fairy and santa claus mixed up in an eville plot to turn the earth into permant hell!!!! they are the demons!!!!!

Ice qween save us!!!!!

#131 mee wan win ta la!
4 August 2009 11:34

A new Stud done at Shangai University have found that the life expectancy of a winter lover is far more exceeding of one that loves summer,
Liz Aard has contested the claims that sundancers are a primal cross breed and that there is global warming …she Liz Aard has said world temperatures have dropped emensely over the last 2,00oyrs! and people saying there is global warming are fed by hollywood movie scripts and that loving cold miserable and rain (acid) is un healthy and could be dangerous!
Liz Aard has also said that the Sun is the best source of vitamin D and that melanomas are the bodies storagehouses of Vitamin D, and that a good tan is healthy and fashionable and that is all that counts!
As Liz Aard was looking at a mirror!
Paris Hilton is a great role model for women and men as she has great idaes on how one should look lik…she was a model hey! and actoress and a tune!!!
Her amazing tips on surviving the winter blues by going to a tanning salon and to go to a nightclub and if the dog dies in your bag throw into the toilet and flush it away!! EEEWWWLLL!!
Her up and coming follower is Nikki Webster with her cult song deviloious!
Sunlovers have alot to offer the world and i would say that they should…………..

Follow the lemmins way and jump off into a volcano!!!
WINTER RULEZ BIG TIME DOWN WITH SUN!!!!!!! DOWN WITH SUN!!!!!!! WINTERS ICEY REIGN COME BACK>>WE WANT ICE AGE BACK!!!!!
take care pat and miryaum

#132 Emile
7 August 2009 12:25

Wow, I am so glad I found my brothers in pain! Summer pisses me off, ooh let’s go outside, ooh let’s go to the beach. NO! In summer I long for wind and snow to give me an excuse to stay inside and do the things I love in stead of things that bore me. Lying on the beach like some old bag, deep frying your skin in the sun, pooey! Makes me feel disguisted with myself. When I get sweaty all over, I feel dizzy and heavy because of the heath. It’s just downright unpleasant. Gimme some rain. I don’t even drink hot drinks, everything has to be cold, showers, tapwater everything. The only exception I make is for dinner meals.

#133 Ryan
7 August 2009 15:25

I also detest Summer with a passion. After reading through some of the comments I see most have summed up exactly how I feel about this infernal season. I brought it up in my class how I hate these months and love winter and I think every pair of eyes (teacher included) looked at me like I was a weirdo. Who can really enjoy sweating, being bitten by bugs, getting burned, feeling thirsty all the time…I could go on about the many faults of Summer but most have been mentioned. Living in Edinburgh, Scotland I realise I don’t have it nearly as bad as most but we have the occasional heatwaves too.

I find myself craving Winter every day now. In Winter I enjoy waking up early every Sunday and going jogging while having the luxury of the cold, cleaner Winter air to keep me from getting too hot, if I did this in Summer I would most likely keel over.
Couple more months and the weather will take a favourable dip in temperature, though I’m sure most of the population would disagree with me, roll on Winter!

#134 Mariyam
8 August 2009 00:34

Welcome Emile and Ryan!

I was glad when I found this little nook of understanding aswell!

I couldn’t agree more about the unpleasantness of heat, and getting sweaty!

Ryan, I know exactly the kind of looks you get from people when you slate their beloved summer season! Stick to your guns! I reckon they’re just brainwashed into believing that boiling to death is a delightful way to pass the time!!

Anyway, not long now until we get our way again!

Keep cool folks!

#135 Marna I love Winter!!!!! :-)
8 August 2009 10:12

Goods to see others like us hating summer!!!
I saw something funny today i was in city(hobart(the sun dome)) and i saw this summer tano in hooker outfit and it started to rain and she was running and flapping her hands and arms around as she was getting dampen by the rain as if it was acid!!!!! it was the most funniest thing i have seen in ages!!
seriously do these people really think the rain is going to melt their tan and skin????????
As for you guys Summer is getting closer for us here and Winter has been terrible and sunny and dry!!!
everyone down here is going its been the wettest and coldest winter ever since the dawn of time??????
i moved here last year and it was a real winter last year!
Im sorry these sunloving goons are deroletic dislexic demons of dreamworld dreryness disgusting me with their lunacsy!!
im hoping i will get my dream house soon where winter does happen and snow greets the door!!
wish us luck!!!!!!!
WINTER IS THE BEST TIME TO LIVE AND LOVE!!!!!!

#136 Shaz and Liz Aard and Alley Gaetorr!!
8 August 2009 10:39

Hi eewwwlll I saw this site and thought WHA?????
why dont you people like sun its great!! i love goin to tha beitch eewwllllllll!!! i take my little dog in my saddlebag and i go for a swim in the sea!!! and kiss boys and dodge the seringes and nappies and dog poops!!!!
I just love feeling hot and swety i thinks its hot and sexy
me and my friend Liz love our tans we’are so orange and i think not orange enougheeeewwwwww!!!!!
I love driving my covertible(hot pink) with the shade down listening to Paris Hiltons greatest ever love balads and Lady ga ga ga ga!!!! OMG im a poker face
men just find me so hot and because i have a tan i can get any job and get into any club!! EEEEwwwwwLLLLLLL!!!!!!!
I have an IQ of 0000000.5328 and my cold torleance level is none excistant!
Seriously how can you like that white stuff that falls from the sky and that horrible wet stuff EEEWWWLL its acid it wrecks my make up !!!!
Alley is a top model for a sun tanning bed company called Sizzelbed Co.!
and Liz is a reptile handeler and me Shaz im a checkout chick for a BBQ store!!!
Role on Summer!! down a hill!!!!
My favourite shows are Summer Bay Home and away, Desperate House wives, Miami Vice reruns! and the bestest show ever 91210 and OC!!!!! my favourite food is BBQs Sushi and other outside resteraunts where bugs are prevelent…doesnt matter if you eat a bug its nutritious! and is non fattening!
i weight 5 stone and my favourite color is pink!
Tan is such a good sign of health, dont know what you mean eewwwlll!!!!! like they say tan is in and white is out!
he he hee heee heee haaaahaaaaahhahaaahahahaaa its me marna im paying out the summer lovers!

#137 Jason
9 August 2009 17:02

Was a nice overcast rainy day here today!! Yet all the horrid heat lovers where complaining like ‘wheres the sun’ ‘I am sick of rain’….blah blah…..
You cant say how its a beautiful rainy overcast day without hearing their pathetic rants! It really grates me sooooo much!
I got some groceries at the supermarket today & I was talking to the checkout girl serving me who seemed pleasent until I mentioned that I loved the rain today & I had been for a drive and it was beautiful….Then OMG her attitude chasnged to sheer fright that I had mentioned the R word (Rain & like) in the same sentence! She then went on to say how much she hates cold weather rain etc, and that I was the first person she had met today to speak such slanderous words against hot weather!
Then my opinion quickly changed of her from her being a friendly nice person to a heat loving looney!!!
This is a common trend here for them to do this and its really disheatening especially when you have recently moved to a new state & try to make friends that are like minded. I could never be friends with a lizard!
I hate it how they really billy me about it its just plain rude! They are so bloody annoying!

Summer has been made to be a trend and fashionable over the past few years and its getting worse! Everything revloves around it!
I dont even listen to the radio anymore sick of them complaining how cold it is all the time! And believe me it aint cold! They are like immature little fools which I cannot tolerate! I wish I could meet people like you guys here, but its comforting to know that we can chat in here on such a ‘taboo’ subject!!!!
I used to work in aged care nursing and all the oldies do is winge about the cold & the food, Lizards are just the same & dress like old grannies!! Very Sad!!
Ohh I saw one today she was skinny like a twig with skin tight jeans, slippers bra top with a huge blanket wrapped around her, she was walking down the main street and it was raining…what a loser! all bent over and arms folded! She was about 20 but dressed and acting like a demented 90yo woman! I just love the slippers they wear like ballet shoes that my gran wears as she has swallon feet and osteo in her bach. Well I guess lizards must raid their grandmums wardrobe for their clothes & shoes!

Stay cool peoples!!!

#138 nunu
9 August 2009 22:43

Thank god there are normal people out there like myslef….summer soo is disgusting and totallyyyyy overrated. it should die and always be fall

#139 Mariyam
10 August 2009 01:52

Howdy everyone!

I don’t know why I sound so cheerful, it’s got a bit hot again here in London, ruining the good work of the rain the other week.

I can’t sleep very well in this darned heat. It’s so uncomfortable, and I have one of those apartments which are very warm in the summer, and very cold in the winter! At least I can get nice and comfy in the winter, but there isn’t much to help cool you down in the summer.

I don’t even put the heating on when it’s cold – ever! Even when it snowed earlier this year, I relied on warm clothes and a blanket. Putting the radiators on gives me a seriously bad headache. See, I really do dislike heat!

Jason, I feel your pain! Why do some of these people act like they’re in the depths of the North Pole, when it’s only a little overcast?!?!

And I loved your comment:
“I wish I could meet people like you guys here, but its comforting to know that we can chat in here on such a ‘taboo’ subject!!!!”

It’s like we have our own little support network here! I can’t believe we have to be in the closet, so to speak, just because we prefer cooler weather! We’re discriminated against, I tell you!

Anyway, that’s my rant for today!

Take care, all of you in the Cool Gang!!!

#140 pat carr
10 August 2009 02:37

“odds-on for a barbecue summer”……”Look who got the last laugh! ”

LOL, Mariyam! I can imagine they were just crying out there.

Why can’t BBQ’s be done when it’s also cool out? people here live for their stupid “Barbeques”, what makes me laugh the hardest? most of them should be exercising and not stuffing more fattening BBQ food down their gullets.

#141 pat carr
10 August 2009 03:05

“It’s like we have our own little support network here! I can’t believe we have to be in the closet, so to speak, just because we prefer cooler weather! We’re discriminated against, I tell you!”

Rant on. we ARE discriminated against.

As Jason described with the checkout girl and the girl with the blanket on, the heat lovers are getting more pushy, more arrogant and well more insane!

The media eggs this on with their hatred of any non-sun weather and their obnoxious worship of sunny days. The commercials are filled with barefoot women dancing over “sun” products (garbage to “roll back sun damage, which should have never occured in the first place, and SPF 900). The papers gloat at the advent of summer and lament the “miserable weather”.

If that’s not enough, we have to hear “enjoy the sunshine”, “the nice weather is here” which usually is said when the sun is hot enough to turn your gonads into melted butter. Mention to folks you don’t enjoy this and you’re “a wimp”. The same folks who will tell you this act like the worst sissies ever with even a drop of rain out. or worse yet they say they “can’t do anything when it’s grey out”.

Per this comment.
“I hate it how they really billy me about it its just plain rude! They are so bloody annoying! Summer has been made to be a trend and fashionable over the past few years and its getting worse! Everything revloves around it!”

it IS RUDE. and it’s very disrepectful to us. what is wrong with liking cool weather? or not feeling good when it’s hot.

Summer has become more than a trend, the word that comes to my mind is CULT. It’s a cult filled with addicts that desire to overpower you with their fake cheerful talk, they are actually very angry people, often with low self esteem.

I don’t care if people like warm weather, several of my friends prefer it. however they are not assholes about it, unlike the Lizards and BaconBrains that Marna speaks of. The “i have to have sun everyday and be in it or i am so depressed i want to die….and you better like the sun too or i think you’re insane and i will insult you”, those are the ones whose voices seem to have gotten louder.

Well i am sick of it, damned f** sick of it. I want to enjoy the cool weather without hearing the whining and watching people run for cover as if bullets were raining down. I want to avoid the heat without being berated on how i should get out it in to get my “vitamin D” fix, a wretched TAN (skin damage that makes you old) and how UTTERLY GLORIOUS it is.

Phuck them!! This is a subject very sore to me. Their complaining is really depressing and it makes life harder while having to put up with their constant insults and rude behavior.

Like warm weather? Fine. Everyone should have their preferences. Don’t like it? No problem either but you better have enough frakking respect not to push it on me…OR I WILL START PUSHING BACK!!!!

Sorry that was my rant. but like the rest of you i am very sick of it!

Anyway Welcome Emile and Ryan to the best group on earth!

#142 shaz,liz aard and alley gaetorr
10 August 2009 11:01

Whats your problem i love orange skin and baking myself like a roast pat! eewwwllllll!!!!
i just love the sun its never hot enough eewwwlllll!!!
put up with it eewwlllllllll its freezing today its 39C!!!!
EEEEEWWWWLLLL i have a shrine to Paris hilton and Millie ray cyrus!!!!!
I like the Sun temple in LA and in San fransicos tano dome eewwwwwllll and the millenium dome in london eewwllllll and ayers rock in australia !!!!
I love swet it makes my burnt scales brighter ewwlll!!!!!
Summerrrr is for whimps!!!!!!

#143 Ryan
10 August 2009 17:01

Whew, I just came back from shopping for school stuff. The sun made occasional painful appearances but even behind cloud cover the humidity is almost as bad. Annnnd now my head aches and I feel disgusting. Just need to hold out for a couple more months now!
Thanks for the welcomes too!

#144 Pat Carr
10 August 2009 23:50

“Whats your problem i love orange skin and baking myself like a roast pat! eewwwllllll!!!!”

ha true, well 39C isn’t hot enough. i’m actually tired of the clouds and even the sun isn’t hot enough at 300C. i am moving to the surface of the sun where i can get a real orange people tan and so i don’t look so pale. LA isn’t hot enough, AZ isn’t hot enough even.

Ryan, i hear ya. A small walk in the bright sun, i’m done for hours. i can’t understand how people can say “i can’t do anything when it’s grey”. i cant do anything when it’s broling. it’s not even healthy. It’s pure brainwashing to think it’s so great and that rain is so evil.

when i go out in the cool i can go everywhere. i get headaches like you and the worst fatigue ever

#145 pat carr
10 August 2009 23:53

“I don’t know why I sound so cheerful, it’s got a bit hot again here in London, ruining the good work of the rain the other week.”

probably because you’re made of sterner stuff than all the sun whimps who whine in the rain, at least you can be cheerful during your non-preferred weather whereby they are wussy during rain

#146 Mariyam
11 August 2009 00:54

Aww! Thanks Pat!

I think you’re right, at least some of us can just soldier through the heat, whearas the sun-worshippers flail like drowning rats whenever there are even a few measly sprinkles of rain!

I understand all the headache business aswell. During summer, it’s like my head is in a permanent fog of heavyness.
My eyes itch terribly, I have to change my clothes a dozen times a day, from getting soaked in sweat….actually, that’s another thing. Why is it fine to get covered in sweat in the heat, but rain water is so disagreeable?!?! Just invest in an umbrella people, for the love of God!

Which leads me to this point. I would love to carry an umbrella to keep me in the shade during a hot day, but I know I’d look a bit strange. I wish that someone would start a craze to do this, so I wouldn’t feel so self-conscious. I don’t think I’d want to draw that much attention to myself! In days gone by, before tanned skin was all the rage, ladies used to carry pretty brollies to keep the sun off them. We need that tradition back I reckon!

Maybe, one day, our people will rise again, and smite this cult of mindless glorification of the sun!!!

#147 Jason
11 August 2009 07:07

Oh the headaches are revolting. I have sensative sinuses which are easily set of by hot/warm weather causing me a horrid migraine! The changes here from cool too warm set it off alot. And if you have to go to a shop, business, doctor, on transport etc they always have the heating on soooo hot its like a sauna! Like I was in a printers shop recently and its really small he had the heater on full power! & it wasnt even cold!
I hate heating especially in cars and transport makes me so tired & headachey! Its still nice and foggy & raining alot here so is very lovely. I love walking in the fog, and seeing all the amazing clouds that hang really low & thouch the trees & the ground.
I cant understand how you could not like this…it beats stupid groundhog days of sun, sun, sun, blue skies….geographically boring!

Mariyam I aggree with you about carrying an umbrella in the sun this needs to be encouraged more. People used to do this before all this summer rubbish was around & they knew how to dress & look very classy while protectecting themselves from the sun…The skanky lizards would have been arrested & laughed at for indecant exposure, but hey I guess in their business it pays to advertise!!! ha ha !

Ms Paris Hilton & Posh Beckham a great ispirational role for young girls! Celebratity lizards like them have alot to anwer for!

#148 Marna ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,******,,,,,,,,,
11 August 2009 10:45

Hi guys!! welcome the new ones to our clan of wintre!
Im with you all about this how heat effects us dramatically because of the heat,,,,eg . the pollen gets worse, dust storms, unrelenting hot summer days!
and those sickos that are skimpy clad with big druggie smiles on their burnt faces!!!
With me i can handle alittle abit of heat to 23C but when it gets to like 30s-40s and higher i feel like i go in emo mode and want to imertate a lemming!
Heat makes my asthma get worse so i cant breathe, and my body gets so weak and fatigued that i feel like the living dead..and i try to wear clothes that will make me comfortable in such yukkiness that i end up wearing a t shirt and short …and lets face it guys …it doesnt help…your still hot but exposed to the golden ball in the sky!!!
more like the death star from star wars…
Why???? does the stupis sun get higher in summer and lowwer in wintre!!!!
the other thing i want to say i hate USA for inventing daylightsavings!!!! sorry benjemin franklin was a lizard!
now every land accross the world has it!
why would you want more sun..like the stupid sun is longer out in summer why make it longer by haveing the daylight extended??????Please explain??
they should have daylight savings in wintre!!!!!
That swet is grossss! i hate it i swet like a texan pig in sum uer? i just love cold weather i can do anything and it makes me stronger and i think it makes our hormones more cheerfuller!!!
Give me a cold day anyday! i did some of my garden work in the mist and it was so nice!!
You cant pel off your skin when the death star is out!!
Well that is what it is a death star= it kills animals ,plants,dries up rivers and water, makes you burnt and mamed, its a terror i just dont like!!
maybe im a vampire who might explode if i get that wretched sun on me!!!!
well guys keep cool….me and jason are sad as our wintre is waning away and the Sum eurgh is coming to bore us!!!
Bring back the 1800s-1900s! they dressed sexy and showed off the physices beautifully and had brollies to shade them from the Dstar!

#149 Marna
13 August 2009 11:21

Hi Guys!! Well Miryiam and Pat and all of you I proved your theory of Acid and Bullets(rain),
I went into an OP Shop in a nearby town and they were going its good the rain is going!!
and i said what rain?? They said its being terrible!
My husband cant work in it!!!!!
I worked in the rain that day and it was lovely!
I started to say its wintre andthe spring flowers are out??? and
Its Wintre!!! Im sorry its only been a few days rain!!!
The whole shope agasped and shook in fear,,
that me and my friend love the cold! they all scurried around the shop!
and this old lady full on screamed!
I said Im sorry you australians are whimps!
and my friend used go to europe line!!

The shop owner said we australians love our Sun and summer!
My friend said do you have asthma or sinus problems??
Do you know were in a drought!! and Do you like bushfires!
they were terrified that a wintre lovers were in there midst!
Your theory has been proven 2 wintre lovers and 12 summer lovers!
2 in 12 people are winter lovers
12 in 2 people think the rain is an evill force sent from hell to poison and mame and burn your skin!!!

Yesterday i asked a summer geit!! do you like rain
the response was hell no!!!
when i asked the same beast do you like swet”"yes”"
its better than rain!!”"”"
HOWS FAULTS
Help Our Wintre Souls….Freaks Anorexic Unpale Lizards Tanocidical Spazzizes!

OMG pat and miriyam and all we need govermnental assistance as we look like a majority!!
Lets change this!!! Clan of Wintre Iceberg Snowdownia

#150 marna help its rain aaaahhh
13 August 2009 11:34

OMG its RAIN!!!!!!! aaaahhh its bullets coming from the sky aaaaahhhhh!!!!
oh my god its burning my skin aaahhhhhh!!!!
my tan aahhhhhh!!! Oh No its white stuff…whats this??
oh no the sky is falling down aaaaahhhhh!
whats this wet stuff its not salty!!! aaarrghhhhhh!!!
OMG help me this acid is terrible!!!!!!
the sky throwing bullets!!! AAARRGGHHHH!!!!!AAAAHH! EEEEKK EEKKK AARGH URGH AAAAAHHH!!

I cant go to the beitch!!!!! hate tihs miserable sad weather!!! where is the sun!!!!! AAAAHHH!!!!!!

A day in a life of an australian experiencing a hour rain storm!

OH yes guys another thing i have realized is that lizards only like salt water=
=Swet!
=Sea Water, Beitchs etc!
=Swimming Pools(indoor or outdoor)

and any fresh water like+
=Rain! Snow,Ice etc
=Lakes,Rivers,Streams etc!
=Dams
=Showers,Bathes!
=Bottled Water, Spring water etc!
is all scarey and its the end of the world!!!
PATHETIC HEY GUYS!!!!!!!
they rather be salty and stink of old body odour..
that is why they love Impulse and cheap perfumes to hide their stench! notice that thses summer lovers smell reall aromatik!
RAIN AAAHHHHHH!!! THE ACID THE ACID!!!! AARGH!

#151 pat carr
13 August 2009 18:06

“I cant go to the beitch!!!!! hate tihs miserable sad weather!!! where is the sun!!!!! AAAAHHH!!!!!!

A day in a life of an australian experiencing a hour rain storm!”

LOL!

wow andi thought it was bad here in seattle, are the sun lizards there that wussy, Marna? perhaps next you’ll see human sacrifice to the sun again soon. what i find here weird is the almost panic in the rain. is there hope for the human race?

#152 pat carr
13 August 2009 18:35

Jason

re: Heating. i know what you mean. when it gets about 60 here in the summer, buses start turning on the heat. some stores too. I remember last year going to an apartment complex office to check on their rates, and the temp inside must have been 85F. I couldn’t believe anyone can work with temperatures like that.

All the whining that goes on about global warming yet the lizards are causing much of it. They have to keep superheated all the time, everywhere they go. They act as if any cool air will cause a major flu. Can you imagine the cost and the consequences of using so much heating?

And as we all have mentioned the media is fueling this insanity. Shows like burn notice and others which show living in hot places as exciting, glamorous and sexy aren’t helping. watch how many shows push hot climate. WTF is so great about living in a place where it’s scorching all the time?

Re: Unbrellas. I see asians using them a lot. they are smart. like mentioned they used to be used all the time, before the Zardian mentality took hold. Now if you’re “pale” you’re made fun of. sO lizards, are you going to be around years from now when people are suffering from skin cancer, aging and other problems? Or just shake your dumb heads and go “we didn’t know”….Shame on these vile people for telling and influencing their peers to go out and hurt perfectly healthy skin. SHAME SHAME ALL OVER THEM. It’s like getting someone addicted to drugs.

Marna, i feel for you i have asthma too. The summer is a real bummer. It’s been overcast the last few days and i ascended into heaven ha ha. I keep hearing that “we’ll have SUNBREAKS” throughout, woo hoo. Well they can take their sun breaks and put it in the Break between their asscheeks.

When the sun came out, i thought oh well i will see what is so farking great about it. After 2 minutes later, when my skin’s ambient temp went up about 20 degrees i said phuck it. Even animals with light fur or skin have the sense to seek shelter. They are smarter than us.

#153 pat carr
13 August 2009 18:41

“Aww! Thanks Pat!

I think you’re right, at least some of us can just soldier through the heat, whearas the sun-worshippers flail like drowning rats whenever there are even a few measly sprinkles of rain!”

ha mariyam meant it! they ACCUSE us of being wimpy if we seek shelter from the sun which doctors and meteorologists acknowledge is HARMFUL if out in too long. Yet rain is a ghastly poison from the sky. What lunacy. What idiocy. These arrogant phucks then proceed to insult us. Let’s see who’s laughing as we age.

Ever heard of Rain Cancer? No? Well it doesn’t exist. OR worse yet how about “you’ll catch your DEATH outside”. Well i go outside in the rain and i haven’t been able to catch death yet have you?

HA! i remembered this. How about SAD aka “SEASONAL AFFECTIVE DISORDER”.

i call it Sun Addicts Disease. And they need a “lightbox’ to shine light gimme a break! How about we make a DARKBOX for the summer and sell it?

oh yeah you gotta see this

http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/wah_wah_i_have_seasonal

Hey, everybody, look at me, I’m a tiny little baby who lets winter cold and an hour or two of extra darkness keep me from functioning. Boo-hoo, I’ve got seasonal affective disorder. All I feel like doing is sitting in my apartment, eating, and going beddy-bye because my hypothalamus can’t cope with the decreased amount of daylight.

Boo-hoo, I have fewer melanopsin proteins than regular people.

Poor me, every morning I have trouble getting out of bed because it’s still dark outside when I leave for work. The gray clouds and the icy slush and the brutal cold and ever-present darkness remind me of my impending doom. They magnify all my latent fears and feelings of hopelessness. Whine!

I never feel this way when Mr. Sun is shining with all his might. I wish I could slumber all winter like a bear and not even be aware of the gloomy old winter outside and wake up in April when the grass is growing and the trees are budding and the flowers are blooming. Or better yet, I wish I could live in a magical place where it’s sunny and warm all year round. Then I could be happy and have fun. But, wah, I can’t afford to move, so I’m forced to live in dumb old Des Moines, where the sun dies at 4:49 p.m.

Blubber-blub-blub, I’ve lost my social and intellectual coping mechanisms necessary to maintain my mental well-being, all because of a neurological condition over which I have no control and was afflicted with by a cruel random accident of biology. Pity poor little me! Every day between January and March is a living nightmare because I’m more psychologically vulnerable to the seasonal tilting of the planetary axis than most people—wah, wah, wah!

Well, at least I have my $300 dawn simulator. As mean Old Man Dark approaches, I stare at it for 30 whole minutes and hope that its bright artificial light will cheer me up. But boo-hoo-hoo, my serotonin levels still aren’t increasing. Besides, a dawn simulator is no substitute for wonderful, glorious Mr. Sun.

Where are you, Mr. Sun? I thought you were my friend!

Boo-hoo, I’m just a self-pitying little baby with a clinically diagnosed disorder who just wants to cry all the time or stare into space. My family doesn’t understand me. They don’t know why I just can’t pull myself together. They think I’m crazy when they catch me gazing numbly at the kitchen wall. Sob! I am unable to pick up my 3-year-old and hug her or feel any motherly joy because I lack the sufficient amount of rods and cones in my retinas.

Wahhh! Will Mr. Sun ever come out again? What if he never does? Oh, no! See, because I have seasonal affective disorder, I think about stuff like this all the time. That, and suicide!

Just because it was cloudy outside yesterday, I had a big old panic attack and had to go to the hospital. My husband had to pick me up from the emergency room, and boy was he mad. I think everybody hates me! I feel totally worthless, and that makes my seasonal affective disorder worse! Bawl!

Well, March 21 can’t come fast enough. That’s the first day of spring! On that day, my energy levels will magically increase because Mr. Sun is positioned above the equator. Soon the days will be longer and the sunlight shinier, and I can finally raise the shades in my bedroom and have friends again and sing and dance and play. I have the date circled on my calendar with a big smiley face saying, “Rise and shine, Sharon! It’s spring! Mr. Sun is going to hug you today. You’re allowed to laugh for the first time in three whole months!” It’ll be the bestest day ever.

But it’s still over a month away! And I can’t do anything about it but curl up under the covers praying for relief to a cruel God who probably doesn’t even exist. Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Poor, poor me!

#154 marna
14 August 2009 11:40

OMG what a freak!!! i know thw hyperthalus does dictate your want for light thats fact but…
What a sooky la la! if this giet wants somewhere where it hot and sunny all the time tell her move too Sun capital (south australia) she will burn like a crisp there!
shes a freak i feel for her baby a borne winter lover!!

Pat yeah asthma is fun in hot weather hey! i also get it when it up and down eg. hot cold hot cold!

OH my GOD!!! there should be a show on Solizards
strange wears!!! such as=
=the sun bed
=this heat blanket body suit…its like a sleeping bag that has sleaves and heat you up and has a mote control..god help us!!!!!!
=heated dunnar body socks!!
=Zentai( a japanese body wear made from lycra and i think a lizard would wear about 20 of them and still complian!!
=electric car seat warmers????????
= Minx faue blankets with nasty pictures of dolphins and palm trees on it!!!!
=Apparently woolen carpets are a favourable heating devise of lizards!
=All Heaters,2way airconditioners,and anything that will give off heat even a wall that has the sun on it!!!
=raincoats arent for rain they are worn to make heat!

OMG seriously to your answer of your question Pat
YES!!!!
these people are a subrace that evolved from a brainwashing program in the !940s,50s,60s,70s and eightys by Coke a Cola and things like the beach boys and Gidget…im sorry Pat USA is the pusher of Summer and Australia loves it Sun!!!!
I think we need to invest in Iceland and get them to make the famous isabommer(ice bomber) and blow up california he he he!
its a private joke me and jason have..
Isabommer is those planes that leave the tail of smoke high in the sky!
Save Our Gia…Pray For the Icelandic Domination of the world!!! The Ice Queen rules and Satralia will fall!
Down with the sun.down with the sun!
Wintre do ya thing and freeze the Solizards!

#155 Jason
16 August 2009 08:36

I just came across this horrid weather report from mainland Australia on weatherzone that I thought I would share……

Winter warmth for Sydney
Alex Krisman, Sunday August 16, 2009 – 16:31 EST
Sydney has been graced with yet another warmer than average winter’s day, with the promise of more to come.

Today’s weather is the result of hot and dry desert air that has been building up over the nation’s interior during the week. This hot air was then drawn across the southeast of the country in advance of a trough and cold front, and finally heating Sydney today.

The city recorded a maximum of 25.7 degrees, 8 degrees above average and the warmest day since April.

This has consolidated an already warm and dry Sydney winter. For August so far, maximum temperatures have been 1.6 degrees above average; with July 2.0 and June 1.0 above their respective averages.

Furthermore, rainfall this month has been a paltry 4.2 millimetres, well below the 82 millimetre average, compounding the shortfall in July’s rainfall. None-the-less, most Sydney-siders will be reveling in the glorious Sunday weather.

Looking into next week, the mercury will dip back to the low 20’s before climbing late week to renewed warmth.

OMG Its revolting to read such rubbish & promotion of ‘hot desert air’ & the ‘Glorious Sunday weather….& ‘Graceful’ weather!!!!!!!!!

Its meant to be bloody winter here but all they want is sun , sun, sun!!!!!!! Gimmee a phukken break already!

Im so glad I moved toTasmania away from the mainland where the weather is alot more normal! (In most parts anyway)
The people in the rural areas are more normal with their views on weather unlike the crazies in and around the major city (Hobart) where summer and hot weather is worshipped by the freaks!
Unfortunatley where Im staying atm is not far away from them only a matter of time to I move to a beautiful winter wonderland in the Central Highlands of Tasmania!!!! Where lizards would fear to tread! As it snows alot and is colder!

#156 Jason
16 August 2009 08:56

What annoys me too with these heat lovers that all they want to do is have a ‘Glorious’ hot sunny day so they can get out there hidious summer skank clothes & have there stupid bar-b-ques & outside Tamboulahs!

They couldnt care less about the enviroment, global warming, etc its all about showing them selves off to be ’seen’ like Pat pointed out they constantly have to have heaters, fires, heat pumps, gas burners etc to be warmed from the so called cold!
I hate heaters they are stuffy and give me a headache, & they are not needed as most of the time its not even cold & just wear another jumper or blanket on the bed!

They want to wear those horrid skanky micro-mini shorts & bras, then complain how cold it is and they need the heating on full!…FREAKS!

Oh well they will be sorry because its a known fact that if your body is exposed to cold air due to lack of protection that your body produces more fat!
So they will be overweight, covered in melanomas, wrinkled, & saggy!!!! in a few years! While us guys will retain our looks, & health!

Oh lizards eat really unhealthy fatty foods on those old bar-b-q’s! and all that Maccas!
So to all the heat lovers I say The Jokes On You!!!

#157 marna
16 August 2009 10:15

Hi Guys!!! I got a hard core Soldroid yesterday.
it was a thrumpy lizardotanuntic wearing really short shorts exposing its pale tan thrumpy thunder thighs and a slip and it had this look like a blow up doll !!!

I yelled out and called it a whoe and hooker..people looked at her….
when i was nearer i got out of my car and said wher have you lost your morals girl…you look disgusting!!
she ran into a car in fear!!
then a few minutes went past!!!!
and britney spears appeared as the drug fucked look!

Oh i just love these Sundorks!!!

I have come to the conclusion after monthes of studying these Soldasickos and Tantrisexual beings of the dam death star……..
They are all addicts,….they display all the signs of an addict!!!
1) They need their fix….The Sun and UV!!!
2) They act irractic if they dont get their fix!!!
3) They become violent and abusive if there fix or drug
is in fear of being threatened or taken away!
4)They hunger for more of their drug and fix eg. Sun beds ,heaters etc,next will be UV patches and injections of UV sirum!
5) They dont like having their drug or fix hidden from
public..eg.their dress code and the way they act in public! back in Victorian times they would be arrested!
6) They express the tell tale signs of withdrawl symptoms, the shakes,angry,irratic feelings and words,and many undieng tales of self abuse and abusing others!
7) The true sun lover even has to go on holidays to get its fix! Tropical beaches ,africa etc australia!
8)if they have too much of there fix or drug they wander around the streets showing of their burn offerings and bodies to inocent bystanders!

So guys dont worry these addicts need rehab!!!!
if Amy Whinehouse can do it why not them equally ugly!!! and some of them can sing!??????

As a famous bather designer said ” Use suntan cream and you can squeeze into anything!!!”

What about the three legged elephant???

#158 marna
18 August 2009 10:11

this what i given to me as a feng shui, this really made me sick!!! here it is!!!!
We’re currently traveling in the astrological sign of Leo, a sign that is ruled by the sun. Known as Sol to the Romans, the sun also rules activities related to creativity and constancy. In ancient times the sun was worshipped as a god and was considered the giver of all life. The Egyptians called the sun Ra, or Sun God, while the Persians called it Mithras. Greek mythology refers to Helios (no not the guy who danced with the stars and wins all those car races), but a deity who came from the heavens providing light for the day who disappeared into the sea at night. The sun is said to be able to bring leadership and dignity, pride, ambition, confidence, enjoyment, constant energy and, as mentioned, a heightened state of creativity. And we now know that the vitamin D our bodies absorb from just twenty minutes in the sun can stave off several different deadly cancers. There’s an ancient cure that uses honey and the light of the noonday sun to bring health, happiness and prosperity and it goes like this: Take a tablespoon of honey and hold it up to the sun as if making an offering for at least one minute any day at noon. Then, while thanking the sun for all its life affirming energies, drink down the sun drenched honey while visualizing it filling your body, mind and spirit with a renewed sense of harmony and balance. No screening here, my friends, just pure simple sun. It does a body good.
Warm Regards,
Ellen Whitehurst

OMG do they really think putting honey on your hand and wiping it in full sun would be a good idea????
um if you did that here in australia you would be eaten alive by horseflies! and european wasps!

OH the deluded world of a lizard!!!

#159 Mariyam
19 August 2009 00:27

Marna, the sun worshippers are always spouting their propaganda, and fail to recognise any other views. Yes, I know that the earth needs the sun for life to exist on earth, but who made up the rule that you have to roast yourself in the sun’s rays, and get all crispy?! And enjoy feeling so hot?!

Funny how we don’t hear them say that the rain is life-giving too. It replenishes the earth, sustains plants and animals, and makes life on this planet a lot more bearable. These idiots would rather it didn’t rain at all. Ever. Do they want to live in some horrible drought-ridden nightmare?!?!

If they had their way, everything would perish. Plants would wither and die, animals would drop dead all over the place, and humanity would be wiped out, probably in a terrible world war, where different factions are trying to control what little supplies of water we had left. Water would be such a precious commodity that people would finally appreciate the occasional rainfall.

Next time it rains, and the lizards are complaining about it in their over-the-top way, ask them if they would like it if it never rained again. If they say they’d love that, feed them the apocalyptic scenario I mentioned above!

They will most likely roll their eyes, as if we’re affronting them with daring to mention rain in a positive way, but hey, we can try!!

#160 Jason
20 August 2009 10:52

Hi Everyone!
I found another lovely weather artical about creating more seasons in Auatralia so the lizards will feel all warm & fuzzy! I found it laughable!……

Sprummertime, and the living is easy?
News Online’s Sarah Collerton, Thursday August 20, 2009 – 06:05 EST

Perfect: But a leading scientist says we may need at least five seasons to reflect Australia’s climate – ABC
A leading scientist says Australia desperately needs more seasons, as we are dangerously out-of-touch with our climate.

Dr Tim Entwisle, executive director of the Botanic Gardens Trust in Sydney, says there should be at least five seasons rather than four.

He says Australia has just slapped the European season system onto its climate, but it is not a one-size-fits-all kind of thing.

“We should really rearrange our seasons because the system we have at the moment is one we’ve inherited from Europe and it doesn’t make any sense in Australia,” he told ABC News Online.

“Having four three-month seasons was not designed to fit around the Australian climate. It’s a bit of tradition, but it doesn’t make any sense in the place we live.

“Something with more seasons would work better and something that unhooks us from these arbitrary European seasons.

“What we haven’t done is look around us: What actually happens is we think of spring, and we imagine warm weather and flowering, but in August you get this big flush of flowering.”

Dr Entwisle believes our spring should be in August and September for only two months, then we should have a pre-summer in October and November, followed by a “real” summer from December to March – “We need a big, long summer” – and then a short autumn in April and May followed by a short winter in June and July.

He says this plan would not only better suit our climate, it would also help us better understand the effects of climate change.

“We’re living through an era of accelerating climate change and so we need to be more attuned to the world around us and how it is changing,” he said.

“If every year we think, for example, that spring comes early because it’s in August that the flowers come out, then how are really going to detect any changes if we haven’t even got our seasons understood?

“It’s about understanding the place we live in and then looking at how that place is changing over time.”

And even though Dr Entwisle believes five seasons would fit best, he says it is something that is open for debate.

“There’s a lot of ideas out there, certainly Indigenous communities around Sydney have six seasons,” he said

“There is a groundswell of people unhappy with the seasons we have.”

He says the five-season plan would work up and down most of the east coast of the country, but it could be altered depending on where you live.

“Up in Darwin and in the north, you have either two seasons and Aboriginal people up there have six,” he said.

“So clearly it’s different for different places in Australia, but the four-season system doesn’t work at all.

“I’d be encouraging different areas to have local regional seasons, to spend some time working that out and to use them to reflect what’s going on around us.”

And with no official season board or committee, it may be up to Aussies to name these potential seasons.

“There’s a horrible name that’s been suggested for the season between summer and spring, which would be sprummer,” Dr Entwisle said.

“And then early spring could be sprinter. But I’d love to use a botantical name – a season called wattle would work for me.

“Who knows, maybe we could have a competition for season names?”

- ABC

I could think of some names for their ‘pre summer’!

Dont you love how they want winter to be as short as possible likes its a filthy terd in need off passing!

Gees these freaky summer gits are so annoying!
I get sooo bloody over it every where I am I see and hear them ranting on about the stupid hot weather! Then I get home and its all on tv & radio & all over the weather reports online like that one!
I wont watch the weather on the tv anymore as Im so over the summer promotion & negativity towards cold/cool conditions & rain!

I declare war on the lizards!!!!!

#161 marna
20 August 2009 11:49

Hi Miriyam, that aclopolyptic senario is happening its=
South Australia, as i said in other posts there this year the summer was so hot that possums that live in trees were falling out of the trees dead,
all the birds are dieing and the other animals were going to peoples houses looking for food!
Australia has been in drought since 2000 maybe longer!

and they still complain about the rain!

I have come to the conclusion all these lizards are drug addicts! UV addicts!

i read that post that jason showed me and im just flabbergassted??? 5 seasons????
wattle why would some call a season wattle??
a wattle is an Australian Acacia Tree that lives for 14yrs and has crappy wood and they are a sub species of the pea family” Mimosacaeae”..

basing a season on a short term tree is weird its like calling a season Butterfly or sky!
God help us from these weirdo lunatical freakoid lizards!!!!

why dont they have pre winter and Ice frost????

Miriyam why were we born into this creapy scaley world!!
we are heaps more enviromentally awhere and like you said dress for the conditions!
and as you said yes we need the sun for growing things etc..
like our old friends said” All in moderation!!!”
Winters our friend!!

#162 marna!
24 August 2009 11:39

OMG Guys are you okay havent heard from you!
o my god these summer geeks are really weird!
have you heard about the lizard in the suitcase??

#163 Mariyam
24 August 2009 17:09

Hi Marna!

Don’t panic! We’re ok! Well I am anyway! Although the heat is taking its toll on me a bit. It’s not even that hot by most people’s standards, but anything over 18 or 19 degrees is uncomfortable to me!

We had a couple of days of a mini heatwave last week, in some parts of the UK, and the weather people on TV were like: “It’s going to be a lovely scorching day, but unfortunately not everyone in the country is going to be able to get these temperatures”. I think you all know by now what type of reaction something like that gets from me!

Anyway, the light of the day is slowly getting shorter, which means that Autumn is closing in – yay!

I’m looking forward to the cooler temperatures, and being able to wear jackets and coats again.

I’m sorry for all of you based in the southern hemisphere, as I know it will be coming up to summer for you guys soon. It makes me a little more grateful to be living in rainy old England!

What’s this about the lizard in the suitcase?!

#164 Mariyam
24 August 2009 17:22

Hi Marna!

Don’t panic! We’re ok. I am anyway. Except that the heat is taking its toll on me a bit. It’s in the mid twenties, which I know is small fry to people in the warmer countries, but I get uncomfortable when the temperature goes over 18 or 19 degrees!

We had a mini heatwave for a couple of days last week, and the TV weather people were like: “It’s going to be a lovely scorching hot day, unfortunately, not everyone in the UK will experience this weather”. I think you all know by now what kind of response this type of thing gets from me!!

Anyway, the light of the day is getting shorter, which means Autumn is closing in – yay!

I feel sorry for all of you who live in the southern hemisphere, as I know you will be getting your summer in a few months. It makes me feel grateful to live in rainy old England!

What’s this about the lizard in the suitcase?!

#165 Mariyam
24 August 2009 18:19

Oops! I thought my first message didn’t get on, so I tried rewriting it, and then I find them both published!

Sorry about that!

#166 marna
25 August 2009 10:22

Hi Miriyam, there was a model in USA that was cut up and they knew who it was by the serial number on the silcon tits,and she was so orange that it made sunkist and fanta look pale and she literally look like a lizards it was frightening!

i had fun day today i went into my favourite scare the op shop ladies place and it was raining and they were complianing how cold it was and this liz said to me i love the heat enjoy the sun and i said i love the cold!
and it jumped in fear..and the old crones lizards were so transfixed on the heat that one said i lived in a cemetary in which i said i love mosulieums they are a home form home!
i said they have to lighten up and laugh more !!!

Help us Miriyam its getting closer to summer and its scaring us both me and jason!
im off to hell next week to see my demonic family to get my money!
remember hell is adelaide the capital city os South australia ..its the hotest place in the hotest state in the hotest country in the world!
my poor wintre bones are going to go eeeeekkk!
keep cool!

#167 Ronnie Mabou
28 August 2009 08:50

lol, everytime someone asks this question, the pro-summer brigade invades, launching an assault because they can’t imagine a season where they can’t get out and flex their muscles, shoot off their big mouths, do extreme things. They can’t fathom why you’d ever want time to relax, read books, watch films, make love with beautiful women (they call it banging chicks, you see). My thinking is most of these people can’t read and hate being alone with themselves, because there’s nothing to think about. Kind of dead in the head.

Hey sun-people, here’s a tip for winter: turn up your oven to the maximum setting and open the oven door. Take your shirt off and start banging your head against some solid wood, like a table or a big door. Hey it’s summer and you’re extreme!!!

#168 marna
28 August 2009 12:23

OH Ronnie!!! well put…that would solve so many of our problems too i think!!
my other solution is to teleport these sunbeastees to a remote frozen island…..Oops Iceland!!!! or a frozen mountain covered in snow so there orange tanned skiny boney bodies freeze and the become polar bear popsickles!!
my favourite thing i say to people what misserable weather its aweful..(its sunny!!) and they go i know its been aweful this rainy weather and i go no the sun is too bright and burns me urghhh! and they get so taken by it that they cant give a responsive answer! try it!
i love to wear sun glasses in supermarkets and op shops…watch the reactionits amuzing!
as you can gather im a naughty man and im sorry some sun can be okay but mostly none is best!
as the australian anthem goes!!
“I love a sunburnt country. a land of trolls and lizards!
of sunburnt beaches and land!…um as you gather SUN features alot in it and its fowl!!!
i really think they should adopt waltzing matilda it seems much nicer or even something by kile minoguge like do the locomotion or better the devil!!
heheeee! well keep kool guys and gals of the wintre clan!

#169 Mariyam
28 August 2009 16:41

Hi everyone!

As I’m writing this, the sunny weather today has been overtaken by clouds and a bit of rain! So refreshing! Of course, it’s spoiled all the lizard’s fun, so that’s a bonus!

We in the UK are heading into one of our Bank holiday weekends, when everyone gets the Monday off work, so people traditionally head off on mini breaks on Friday evenings or Saturday. It is also typical for these holidays to have wet weather, ruining everyone’s plans. Almost as if it happens on purpose! I think the next few days are forecast as warm, but it is a rare Bank holiday which doesn’t have rain in it somewhere!

Marna, I’ll mark Adelaide down on my list of places not to visit! Is it really hellishly hot there?! How do the people who live there cope? Oh, silly me, it’s probably populated by lizard people!

Lol Ronnie, you’re so right! Why does every summer person have to do outdoors stuff? There are plenty of ways to have fun indoors! Never mind putting their ovens on full blast, why don’t they just turn their homes into giant saunas? Then they can bask in their own sweaty, stinky, slimeyness, 24/7! That’s what they enjoy, don’t they?!

You know what else is weird? People want hot weather, but the moment the temperature goes up, they put on the fans, or air conditioning, eat icecream, swim in their pools, etc. They do all they can to stay cool. Huh?! Why don’t they just want level temperatures in the first place then? Yet, when it is comfortable, they complain! You can’t win with the lizards!

#170 marna
29 August 2009 10:22

Hey Miriyam…. Come to sunny adelaide where the average temperature is above 30C, and its sunny for a glorious 344 days a year! and summer goes for 9 monthes..its paradise and great lizard haven where if you dont get enough sun you can go to at least 200 sun beds around town!! and the lizards speak a crude form of english call Sous Estralieyn or i like to refer them as crow eaters a term for these weirdos!!

me and jason were in a video store tody and the outside temp was a lovely 9C and in side the shop it was 2 heaters blaring a lovel cool 42C it was disgusting i felt like i was going to faint! and they admitted it was hot! and some weirdo lizard said it isnt that bad!…..
why do these lizards are so obsessed by heat????
im off to hell(adelaide ) tomorow for 4 days so i will let you know how bad it is when i talk again!
Help me!!!!!!!!!!! im going to lizard land! and they have so many trolls there they have more than lord of the rings!

#171 pat carr
30 August 2009 07:13

“you know what else is weird? People want hot weather, but the moment the temperature goes up, they put on the fans, or air conditioning, eat icecream, swim in their pools, etc. They do all they can to stay cool. Huh?! Why don’t they just want level temperatures in the first place then? Yet, when it is comfortable, they complain! You can’t win with the lizards!”

LOL! i’ve made that point exactly. these folks rattle on about the “beautiful”, “nice”, “perfect” weather yet have to indulge in activities that cool themselves down. why? because it’s not really “perfect” weather, it’s oppressive and uncomfortable actually. You can’t work in it, you can’t concentrate, it’s only good for laying around and trying to stay cool.

sorry i was away, in the midst of moving in the summer – ug and was sick for a few days.

#172 pat carr
30 August 2009 07:23

“I get sooo bloody over it every where I am I see and hear them ranting on about the stupid hot weather! Then I get home and its all on tv & radio & all over the weather reports online like that one!
I wont watch the weather on the tv anymore as Im so over the summer promotion & negativity towards cold/cool conditions & rain!

I declare war on the lizards!!!!!”

count me in on the conflict!

pre-summer and summer should be called GarbageClimate, because that’s what it is. open your car door, a blast wave of heat hits you. walk outside in the sun for 5 minutes, get drained of life. like you said watch incessant worship of stupid fracking hot weather and tons of TV shows based in miami and other hot hell holes. Be tortured with months of “beautiful” weather comments. try to hold your sanity and make it through the season.

3 weeks ago, we returned a movie to a guy who help runs an activist movie evening every friday. the hot sun was out and i swear he went on and on about it. “are you enjoying the sunshine oh i wish i could be out in it”. on and on and on. i wanted to say fuck the sunshine.

that’s one that always irritates me “are you enjoying the sunshine”. what a stupid thing to say. one can enjoy a blowjob, pizza, a good movie, a romantic evening, but what is there to enjoy about some hot light on the ground?

if i could i’d turn the damned thing off at will just to watch the ‘Zards foam in agony for all their tormenting of us! even animals have to sense to stay hidden or find shelter when it’s hot.

#173 Jason
30 August 2009 09:51

Welcome back Pat & Mariyam. I was afraid you guys had evaporated in the vile heat up North!
Oh Welcome Ronnie, what part of the world are you in man?

Its been really nice here latley foggy, misty, raining & Snow yaaayyy!!!!
We are getting a late extended winter here in Tasmania & Im loving it! After weeks of ‘gorious sunshine’ ppfft!
So Im wishing for a mild summer (fingers crossed) and eyes & toes aswell lol!

As you could imagine the lizards have been going nuts with the dark skies (UV withdrawls!!) and they are all in the rain running for dear life in soggy summer slippers & clothes!!! Its a right sorry sight!!
Ronnie I got a major laugh ( & visual) with your oven theory…..

The blasted heating in shops is hell where I do my food shopping is sooooo hot! Like a sauna. Great contribution for global warming. My theory is lizards want the earth to heat up ASAP so it will be really hotter! So they are enviromentally distructive!

Oh I was in the chemist the other day where there was a display on vitamin D deficiancy with a skeleton sketch leaning on a counter (resembled Paris Hilton he he)
anyway the woman at the counter was ranting how sunscreen is being used & premoted far to much as ‘We need the sun on our skin’ she claimed when i told her Im a cold weather person she became very irate…..

I just get so sick of being bullied by the heat lovingt band wagon, sometimes I get them with a good comeback, but sometimes i just cant be bothered & I ignore there rants. But sometimes I wanna slap them!
Its very depessing….

Some people I met that like the heat dont bully me and thats more polite and i wont care as much. Its the non stop rant that grates me the most…..

My highlight today was rubbing some fresh snow on my face and head was so refreshing!!!!

Keep Cool Peoples!!!!

#174 Sammie
1 September 2009 23:24

It’s raging summer hot wave here in So. CA with raging wildfires up in LA to top it off. I have barely left my house for 2 months because I work at home and there’s no point in going outside except to rush from one air conditioned location (like car) to another. In fact I don’t find any point in summer at all. I can’t do anything I love doing outside. I love fashion and there is none in the summer, oh yeah I forgot the strappy sandal, but how are you supposed to enjoy that when your feet are swollen and sliding all over with sweat?

I cannot wait for fall at the end of the year. Then I can start DREADING spring which only signals that summer is coming and living stops for months. UGH!!!!!!!!!!

#175 Mariyam
2 September 2009 03:41

Oh dear, Sammie, I’ve seen footage of the wildfires on the news. It looks awful.

This is why I cannot stand people acting as though the summer is a wonderful, happy, harmless time, when everyone is safe from the elements.

And it’s true that you can’t really wear the clothes you want. You’re forced to wear skimpy bits of material to keep as cool as you can. I can’t wait until the colder weather aswell, and being able to dress more dignified!

Oh, thanks Jason! Don’t worry, we haven’t quite melted here in the UK. It’s been mercifully cooler recently, and we’re heading into Autumnal bliss!

Pat – isn’t the summer the very worst time to move?! I had to do that last year, in the boiling heat! It’s not pleasant at all. Hope you feel better now.

I couldn’t believe my cousin told me today that she’s already stuck the heating on! She does live furthur north than me, but it can only be a couple of degrees cooler up there, and it is still warm enough that you can live without switching on heaters! I’m mooching around the flat in a vest top, for pete’s sake, and some people are probably donning their chunky sweaters!

Anyway, hope everyone else is ok. You’re all part of my little oasis of sanity!

Keep safe and well!

#176 marna
3 September 2009 12:03

WELCOME THE NEW GUYS!!!!!!!!!!
Oh my god..i had to go to hell and it was green but the sun was so bright and the poor lizards were complaining how freezing it was it was WOW!!! 19C the sun is so bright there its yuck i couldnt breathe the whole time i was there!!!
Im soory but it was hell and i have to go back there again! yike!!!!
We here in Tasmania were we live we have had 6 days of snow! i was so happy to come back to my home!

Wintre Clan!!! its time to stand up and have our rights heard…we want these airconditioned ferals euthanased! so we can bring back wintre!
Hail the Mighty Ice Queen!!!
Snow ,Ice & Blizards,
Our friends and foe shall see the great!
Icey haven of delight and snowflake heaven!
Bless our days with cold air and rain!!
Hail thw Wintre!!!
Wintre wonderland!
ps= if you think i cant spell winter its the new way to spell it..wintre it looks cool and french!

#177 pat carr
7 September 2009 01:48

welcome new folks to the coolest place on the web!!

let me get some comments in here!!

“Pat – isn’t the summer the very worst time to move?! I had to do that last year, in the boiling heat! It’s not pleasant at all. Hope you feel better now.”

yes Mariyam, it sucks dead skunk balls. I get drained so fast of energy and it was just hard to get going.

“live without switching on heaters!”….ha i hate heaters too, they also make my sinuses act up and be stuffy. They’re already turning them on here.

“I was afraid you guys had evaporated in the vile heat up North!”

nope still around and the move is starting to wind down!!!

“lol, everytime someone asks this question, the pro-summer brigade invades, launching an assault because they can’t imagine a season where they can’t get out and flex their muscles, shoot off their big mouths, do extreme things.”

yes it’s so important to “go outside” and they act like that’s the only time they can. And for

“This is why I cannot stand people acting as though the summer is a wonderful, happy, harmless time, when everyone is safe from the elements.”

i agree! and it seems only the asians are smart enough to have UMBRELLAS to protect them. they don’t care what anyone else thinks about it at all. They are much smarter than us. The afternoon sun here cooks you to a crisp and i run for shelter. they’ll run like they are being shot at for a few drops of rain yet will stand and bake outside in the sun. just stupid.

#178 pat carr
7 September 2009 04:29

this sissy again. of course i had to reply to him. i’m sick of these pansy ass sun lovers

http://community.seattletimes.nwsource.com/reader_feedback/public/display.php?thread=176876&offset=0&column=create_date&direction=DESC

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I am not quite ready to give up the sunshine.

I am optimistic that the sun will rise tomorrow.

How sure am I? As sure as mother is a woman.

Though the weather, according to the weather forecasters, appears to be look so gloomy in the next three days, but I am cheefully inspired by the fact that behind that dismal gray clouds, my beloved sun is warmingly shines behind it.

As Victor Hugo once said, “Winter is on my mind, but spring is on my heart.”

#179 pat carr
7 September 2009 04:31

“Wintre wonderland!”

love it! marna you always cheer me up when the ‘Zard Sun Army is out trying to push it’s sun religion LOL.

i have a new phrase, polar…not solar!

#180 pat carr
8 September 2009 00:05

here’s another piece of stupid hypocrisy that was in the times recently:

“look at this foolishness in the Times: “Hot days are here for a short window. Get out and enjoy the summer heat before the dreary winter returns. Turn on a sprinkler and cool off, hit the pool, enjoy a Popsicle … or try beating the heat with an activity that’s a little more out of the box. Here are some fun ways you and your family can beat the heat. Plus, tips on avoiding heat exhaustion and heat stroke.”

get out and enjoy the summer heat before the “dreary” winter comes back but at the same time avoid the immense problems of the heat. isn’t that how heat lovers think? the onyl thing dreary in winter are these pussies.

#181 Jason
8 September 2009 09:57

Great comments Pat! Gave me a laugh!! I checked out that news link was good too see you’re gettin the Zards on there!

Another Summer/sun thing Im noticing lately is when I have been looking for a house to buy so many ads all rant on about ’sunfilled rooms’, sunliit breakfeast areas, house facing the warm northern sun, blah blah…..This instantly puts me off the property and I don’t even finish reading it!
Very few homes are photographed with snow on them. Its always sunny sunny sunny!
I have been lucky enough to have spotted some saying ‘Winter Wonerland’ which is really appealing! But they are very scarce whichis so sad as it looks beautiful seeing the house pics with snow on & around them!
No places ever make reference to rain either just ‘Warm’ ’sunny’……how absolutley revolting!

#182 marna!
8 September 2009 11:59

OMG Pat you done it again!
Polar not solar!!

well here we are getting closer to sum urghr! and its really annoying just come back from hell and OMG the sun is heaps bright there!!!

Its time of great Sun God too show his poofy grin!

#183 pat carr
10 September 2009 23:21

hi guys! glad you liked that polar not solar punchline. I am always thinking of stuff like that

per “No places ever make reference to rain either just ‘Warm’ ’sunny’……how absolutley revolting!”

the only references to rain ever are negative “saving for a rainy day”. or how about that wretched song “please don’t

stake my sunshine away”.

“You Are My Sunshine My only sunshine. You make me happy When skies are grey. You’ll never know, dear, How much I love you.”

why are grey skies so horrible? Rain is an essential part of the ecosystem without it everything turns brown and dies. It’s just plain retarded. I don’t hold out much hope for the human race per global warming

about the househunting Jason i know what you mean. I see that all the time in general in commercials here. everything has sun in it.

Actually i call it BFASS – Bare feet and sun syndrome in advertising. HAlf the ads on here have barefoot idiots dancing around in the sun for various products like cereal, skin care, yogurt, erection pills etc. PArt or a lot of the sun worship is being fed by the media. I’ve paid a lot more attention lately to it and it’s interesting what you find out.

That’s why global warming will continue – people are being brainwashed to believe that warm is healthy nad living and cool, cold, rain or snow is poison. Just wait till more droughts hit. It makes me sick. The disgusting addiction towards everthing sun related will kill the planet and it’s people, and when it gets hotter the sun will be our worst enemy!

Sorry to hear Bummer is approaching Marna. THat’s what my dad called it. he hated summer with a passion as do i. I realize it will be the 3rd circle of hell there for you. I will send icy thoughts ha ha

I tried i really did to go out in the sun and see what was so great about it. It damned near burned the arm i had exposed in a few minutes. It’s not warm it’s hot. Why anyone would like persistant heat i’ll never know. PErhaps tonight i will go and stick my head in the oven for a while or put my hands on the burner to feel the “glorious” temperature LOL

#184 pat carr
10 September 2009 23:28

oh yeah PS

whenever anyone says how great summer is tell them

SUCK FUMMER!

#185 marna!
11 September 2009 08:26

H guys yes Pat i totally agree with this ferasol or my new word freaumer (its feral its summer!) Oh my god i have been on a role telling these sumnosickofents that they are ugly and 2 bit hookers and sluts to their ugly orangic faces!
Miriyam me and my friend are starting the umbrella in the sun thi9ng i got one today at an op shop and its grey and im going to put icelandic phrase on it saying winters great summer sucks! its wintres rule!

its sad but we have a cat that is a lizard!!!
its white and when the suns out and it inside it starts bleating and screaming to be let out in the sun!!
in summer it gets burnt and its like our cat has been possesed by nikki webster or even worse paris hilton!

Why do these sickosummerferals need this death star so bad they are full on addicts and they run out side inot the sun too get their fix!!
its a sad thing hey pat that the lizards are turning the world into a tawarium(those glass boxes you grow ferns in or even worse those cages that hermit crabs live in ) and we all know they have crabs! he he heee!

Its become fact that reptiles have a paracidic symbiotic relationship with the sun and any heat source and that results have shown if you put a lizard in an cold enviroment they are grumpy, offensive and give of this foul odour!!! oops thats them always!

And this bare feet thing o my god they do it here too! its disgusting and they go into shopping centres like that! or with their slippers on!
Sun only brings one thing and its called Bogan super feral freaks!!
Rage on wintre!!

#186 marna
11 September 2009 09:07

Hey guys bogan is an australian word for trailer trash or slapper! and the word i was trying to say is feraumer.
OH yeah hear on TV they are starting there reign of quote= Its getting warmer so lets eat hot food and have a BBQ and have an outdoor party!!!!!

help us!!
i used my umbrella today for the first time and people looked at me strange i dont care im going to start a trend!!

OH yeah fat people that spray tan…help!!! they look like beached whales that have roted abit!!!

Pat pack you suit case and come down to tasmania, we me and jason think your heaps funny!!!

One other thing have you noticed that sunlovers have no sense of humour!!!

#187 Mariyam
14 September 2009 08:00

Hey guys!

Haven’t written in a bit.

First off, Marna! I’m delighted to read that you’re using an umbrella to shield you from the evil rays! I can just imagine the faces of all the lizards! Hehe! They must think that you’re crazy!

Keep holding that brolly up defiantly!
I bet it is a real relief under the shade.

Well, we in the UK are feeling the heat of the summer, wind down a bit now. Soon it will be cool and comfy! I just worry for all you southern hemisphere folk. I’ll feel a little guilty when it’s nice and cold here, while you poor things have to deal with the scorching sun.

The thing that will be bad though, is shops and other public buildings will have their heaters on at full blast. So, in a way, I will still have to suffer the damn boiling temperatures! We can’t win, can we?!

Pat, loving the Polar, not Solar catchphrase!

Anyway, until next time,

Three cheers for the Wintre Wonderland!!!

#188 marna
14 September 2009 10:35

AAAhhh yes Miriyam the lizards really looked at me odd.i got strange looks somecouldnt work out why i had an umbrella up in sunny weather!!
its cool its grey coloured and i wrote icelandic phrases on it such as …anti sun sheild..bring on wintre etc!
and it has little snowflakes on it!!

i got stared at by a fat child so i told it havent you seen a man before!
it felt not too bad having the umbrella up!
i wish they could make sunglasses darker!!
apparently my friend in hell has vitamin D deficency hell gets alot of sun!! really weird..can someone explain that people get vitD deficincy in the most sunniest place in the world it get 344days a year sunshine???????????
well guys keep cool wherever you are..we are still getting some rain! they keep saying snow but hey i believe it when i see it!

Wintre wonderland clan your the best!!!
blizards and snow and rain and cold….
it makes us women and men bold…
not sold to the sun and tan
that is our ban!!!
Oh icey peeks and windswept lands…
this is what we demand!!!!
ice flowers and flakes and ice covered lakes!
This is our wintre wonderland!
where we stand!!
So mote it be!!!
Bless you my icey friends!!

#189 pat carr
14 September 2009 23:34

“Pat pack you suit case and come down to tasmania, we me and jason think your heaps funny!!!”

ha i need to! thanks you’re great too!

you make me happy when skies are hot (varation of that horrible song)

i can come down and irritate the bogans along with you and we’ll share a sun umbrella

“apparently my friend in hell has vitamin D deficency hell gets alot of sun!! ”

that’s another suspicion of mine. the whole “vitam D” bullshit. i hear we HAVE to get so much sun per day or we are low on V-d. i’m sure we get more in the food than in that hot evil bitch in the sky.

I need iron too in my diet but i don’t sit and eat screws and nails

“I’ll feel a little guilty when it’s nice and cold here, while you poor things have to deal with the scorching sun. “:

me too i fell for you. i wil be sending cold thoughts your way during the Good Weather.

look at this pile of shit i found today

http://www.seattletravel.com/seattleweather.html

“The notoriously rainy, dreary winters in Seattle can be jarring, so if you’re going to the city between November and March, don’t forget your raincoat and galoshes. The heavy rain is generally expected between January and May and October and December.”

JARRING!! rain can be jarring! only to pussy sun lizards

even worse down here:

“While the winter rains can get ominous, the result in the springtime is an almost impossibly bright green landscape dotted with flowers everywhere. On the sunny days in April and May you’ll see people filling up the outdoor cafes on the piers, picnic tables, and soaking up the sunshine on the houseboat decks on Lake Union and quickly forgetting it ever rained in the winter. At the first signs of sunshine you’ll see office workers dodging work to soak up the long awaited sun and making any excuse to stay outside. But the rain shouldn’t stop you from doing any of your planned activities, as long as you have rain gear on hand.”

godamn i hate these writers. them and their fucking sun fetish. when it gets hot out i get inside and i DONT forget it ever rained.

” If you’re looking for warm, sunny weather, the summer months are your best bet. Check out our data below – it averages out the last 50 years!”

blah blah blah drivel drivel drivel. i can’t wait for the fall to come and the horrible tan i got on my arms to wipe off and i go back to my natural color. let’s see how old these stupid lizards look in a few years.

#190 pat carr
14 September 2009 23:37

“One other thing have you noticed that sunlovers have no sense of humour!!!”

no they don’t nor any sense of respect. they expect you to like the hot sun, they are the worst assholes made in the 15th rectum of hades. what i dont get is that the sun is so painful, try feeling the dashboard of a car and or the metal of the car and that’s the heat your skin is taking in. how can that be good?

good for you M to do the umbrella thing. while those stupid sunbitches will look older and have age spots, cancer and horrible mottled croc skin, youll still look young and they’ll be nowhere to be found

#191 pat carr
14 September 2009 23:47

the plain and simple truth is that there are many sun lovers and the more there are the more they reinforce each other’s insane lifestyle. but surely we don’t have to put up with it in anyway.

IT’s not normal to have all year sunshine or even to want for it. the natives had 4 seasons and dealt with it. They had a winter camp and they rested.

the West is notorious for pushing it’s rediculous commercialized selling of sunshine/heat, consumerism and garbage we don’t need in general. i’m wondering if bodies of water drying up and there developing large droughts might begin to change these people’s minds…then again not

here i begin to rewrites songs!

You are my rainfall, my only rainfall!
You make me happy when skies are hot
You’ll never know dear, how much I love you
Please don’t take my rainfall away

#192 marna
15 September 2009 09:56

Ha Ha Ha Pat um i have some bad news for you Pat that thred you had of Seattle the map in it looks alot like…..Adelaide in Hell(google adelaide map its the capital of south australia) it scared me alot i coughed a raindeer out my nose!

Well yes the sunmbrella is working wonders!
i got a sun lizogirl yesterday at a hair place.she talked like a retarded lizo dilect and i was like doing marg from little britan to her!!

Have you notice that sunlubelovers(oops sun tancream lovers) have an air of stupidity about them and their brains are so fried that they are what we call them in hell mindas which in adelaide is a place where downs syndrome people live and its used to too say too weirdo stupid people…LIZARDS!!! and lizards backwards is Sdrazil
Sundurhs
Demented
Retardic
Apple of my eye..if you can see thru all that crap!!
Zoo animaldejects!
Idolizing Sun freakoids!
Loopyleaninglepper oxygen theives!

my favourite song is Winter and
Rain by madonna!
Rain feel it on my finger tips!
and let it rain byE17!
and when we arent happy blame it on the weatherman!
your welcome here anytime Pat!! any of you guys!!

i want to fill an watergun pump action one and fill it with white diluted paint and get those tanofreakferals!

well they spray them selves oratange so why not white???
big hugs guys of the wintre clan!

#193 marna
15 September 2009 10:07

Pat one word= SHEARCOVER!! and the other one
NATURAL GLOW!!!
1,000s of tiny iredesent beads of a natural clay,
covering all those blemishes and you can use it as a foundation,eye shadow,lip stick,rouge,on your arms,your whole body will glow with natural glow!

I know you have these in USA!! those anoying adds that are like from 12 at night thru to 6am and they sell junk like Victorias Secret and that lovely miracle melon that claudia shiffer uses!

Just beware of SHEARCOVER & NATURAL GLOW!!!

its lies it doesnt look natural and they put mud on themselves and say its beautiful!

#194 Mariyam
15 September 2009 21:54

Hey, hey people!

It was a lovely, cool, rainy day in London today! And it’s still raining now, at night!

I was out doing some shopping, so it was tricky managing the bags and the umbrella, but it was still much better than shopping in the hideous heat!!

Marna, you crack me up:-

“i got stared at by a fat child so i told it havent you seen a man before!” and:-

“i got a sun lizogirl yesterday at a hair place.she talked like a retarded lizo dilect and i was like doing marg from little britan to her!!” (Marna, was you telling her: “Say again?! Say Again?!”)

Pat, you are so right:

“the plain and simple truth is that there are many sun lovers and the more there are the more they reinforce each other’s insane lifestyle. but surely we don’t have to put up with it in anyway.”

I reckon there is a Sun Lovers Mafia! They’re out to get us!

#195 pat carr
16 September 2009 06:33

there is a sun mafia! the media! today the SolarFascists wrote this

“End of summer sunset

Clear skies and a sunny day resulted in a stunning sunset Tuesday evening. Paul and Lori Copenhaver paused their walk with their dogs to enjoy the view of Lake Washington and the Olympic Mountains from a dock in Kirkland. Forecasters predict the nice weather to continue into the weekend. ”

NICE WEATHER MY ASS. today i had to put together a computer table i bought and i thought i was putting it together inside an oven. the reason these assholes in the media can write this is they sit in an air conditioned office. it was so flucking hot outside in the sun today. “nice”. i wish they would stick the words ‘nice weather’ so far up their ass it would bounce off their skull. These solar fascists don’t care that quite a few people suffer in this slop, as long as they can spout their robotic hot weather hell drivel.

“sun lizogirl ” lOL!!

what will all the solar imbeciles feel when they have all the “vitamin D” the sun puts out along with CANCER ha ha!

i know! let’s get them closer to their beloved sun. Perhaps there’s an asteroid that is closer to the sun. Wait better idea. Let’s help move them to Venus or Mercury. I hear the weather is so “nice” there, and there’s plenty of sunshine!

has anyone seen the movie “sunshine” from 2007? it’s a worthless pile of sun worship, they have to “reignite” the sun so the planet doesn’t freeze ha ha.

#196 Ash
16 September 2009 07:49

Hey this thread is hilarious. You guys really hate the sun LOL. I have to agree. I’ve lived in Hell for the past 14 years
( Adelaide SA ). While previously I never minded summers, although not heat waves, after living in Hell I now contemplate summer with a foreboding dread. The heat here is indescribably bad, you have to experience it. Just the thought of it is making me feel ill. Geographically Adelaide is in a dip and the prolonged heat collects and causes the air to feel stagnant, stale and oppressive. Not even a whisker of a breeze unles you class a 40 plus furnace of dry northerly wind. I happened to be walking to work at the precise time the mercury hit 45.7 earlier this year. I’m quite fit but that just about made me drop. I got to work and said Ishould have been carrying a pitchfork. And yet the people here like it. And yes the ones that do look like lizards and think having a tan equates to hotness. Don’t these people look in the mirror and see their leather faces staring back at them. Ha, ha theres a new insult ‘ leather face’ just like the psycho in the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Perhaps he can be deployed to do a slasher job on Mike Rann and the fools that allowed extended daylight saving.His government went and extended daylight saving without even consulting the public. This crusty nasty heat is depressing and fuck knows why anyone would want to sit on the beach let alone go outside. I enjoy hiking but do you think I can do much of that during summer here.

Ash

#197 marna
16 September 2009 12:33

Hello again my happy bunch of vegemites, …..oops wintremites!!!
Oh Miriyam yes i did say “say it again” and Wha?? no didnt get that! and my favourite ..No i dont understand your strange tounge!! and also i did shop women from little miss jocelyn…she gets used alot here and they cant handle it!!! he he he heeee heeee!!!!
Its the best way to get lizofreaks!

Um Pat i looked at the full map of seattle and no its not like adelaide only that sites map they had did!!!

We went to heaven today up to the middle of tasmania which is the lake district it was so cool and the mountains had snow on them! and when we got home it was warm! 19C (66.2F).
i have a new term for the lizos!!! its ta ta ta da da!!!
Thrumples or thrumpolards!!
WHY??
have you notice the fat lizards that wear slut wear really short shorts or a cardigan with mubles!
and there fat celolite large thighs slaping together walding down the street! and they look pissed off because they are getting humongous and blubbery!
and worse more too pay for tan!!

Another thing i worked out tanning salons are promoting high salt and urine…why??
in tanning salt is a fixative as so is urine so that is whay lizards STINK!!!! and also why they use heaps of Impulse cheap perfume airasols!
airosol…..air a soul or air a sol(ar)!!!
well keep cold happy guys and gals of the wintrewonderland!!
winterwonderland is a good song by a dutch punk band called heideroosjes!! its in english!!!
see if if you can find it on Utube!

#198 B. Taylor
16 September 2009 18:33

I think folks who enjoy the cool grey days are on much different spiritual level.

All of this sun-worshipping B.S. is part of a higher conspiracy put in place by the illuinati/Merovingians forcing us to worship their main astrological symbol. The vast majority worship this thing fervently and without question . . . blind faith is very idiotic and dangerous.

#199 Ash
19 September 2009 11:58

Propoganda songs about the sun

saturday sun

black hole sun

ain’t no sunshine when she’s gone

here comes the sun

sun king

you are the sunshine of my life

set the controls for the heart of the sun

tequila sunrise

won’t let the sun go down on me

sun arise

#200 pat carr
20 September 2009 00:58

“All of this sun-worshipping B.S. is part of a higher conspiracy put in place by the illuinati/Merovingians forcing us to worship their main astrological symbol. The vast majority worship this thing fervently and without question . . . blind faith is very idiotic and dangerous.”

Agreed B Taylor. IT’s one thing to like warm weather another to be fanatical. I wouldn’t doubt this is the work of some dark secret organization ha. The media eggs this on with their maniacal ravings about hot days and their dreadful depression drivel when it’s cool. Thanks for your insight.

I am a cloud worshipper!!

#201 pat carr
20 September 2009 01:11

Hi Ash welcome to the coolest group of cool people around!

per

“Hey this thread is hilarious. You guys really hate the sun LOL. I have to agree. I’ve lived in Hell for the past 14 years
( Adelaide SA ). While previously I never minded summers, although not heat waves, after living in Hell I ”

sorry to hear you are living in Hell. How anyone can like it i don’t know. The sun is ok if it’s cool outside but my issue with it is that it’s not nice in summer and the fanatical and maniacal obession with it is well driving us cool folks into madness.

only leather faces like crusty nasty heat as you say. i can’t understand why because the body itself doesnt’ like overheating. heat makes everything dreary. they talk about winter being dreary or overcast but how does the sun blasting your eyeballs out with light or slow Wok cooking your skin seem so “nice”. it’s insanity maximus. I will be sending a pitchfork down to you so you can at least keep every one of those lizard faced demons down there in Hell in line ha ha.

also per

“ain’t no sunshine when she’s gone

here comes the sun

sun king

you are the sunshine of my life ”

yeah i have been thinking about that myself lately. how many songs are about the rain. stupid irritating little diddeys that only retards would like

speaking of here comes the sun i didn’t even know what a terrible song it was till i pulled the lyrics. what a shameful worship of the sun, i’ll have to make a spoof of it:

Here comes the sun, here comes the sun,
and I say it’s all right

Little darling, it’s been a long cold lonely winter
Little darling, it feels like years since it’s been here
Here comes the sun, here comes the sun
and I say it’s all right

Little darling, the smiles returning to the faces
Little darling, it seems like years since it’s been here
Here comes the sun, here comes the sun
and I say it’s all right

Sun, sun, sun, here it comes…
Sun, sun, sun, here it comes…
Sun, sun, sun, here it comes…
Sun, sun, sun, here it comes…
Sun, sun, sun, here it comes…

Little darling, I feel that ice is slowly melting
Little darling, it seems like years since it’s been clear
Here comes the sun, here comes the sun,
and I say it’s all right
It’s all right

or how about “Saving for a rainiy day”. or “great the weather is clearing up”. ok great yeah so cool nice weather is about to be replaced by the evil Eye in the SKy, wow how nice.

“?Well yes the sunmbrella is working wonders!
i got a sun lizogirl yesterday at a hair place.she talked like a retarded lizo dilect and i was like doing marg from little britan to her!!

Have you notice that sunlubelovers(oops sun tancream lovers) have an air of stupidity about them and their brains are so fried that they are what we call them in hell mindas which in adelaide is a place where downs syndrome people live and its used to too say too weirdo stupid people…LIZARDS!!! and lizards backwards is Sdrazil

good for you marna. i’d love to come down to Hell sometime and set those sdazils straight. but then again their brain is beyond hope and too well done. even the cook would ahve to throw out the meat LOL. keep

“have you notice the fat lizards that wear slut wear really short shorts or a cardigan with mubles!
and there fat celolite large thighs slaping together walding down the street! and they look pissed off because they are getting humongous and blubbery!
and worse more too pay for tan!!”

yes all while wobbling on dirty flipflops and feet that look they they are going to fall off soon or hopefully should. Why fat people like hot sun is beyond me, i like bacon too, but i don’t like it walking past me.

#202 marna
20 September 2009 09:59

OH PAT!!!!!
hell no im not living in hell!!!!!!!!
i lived there!!!
I live in Tasmania,its green cool and its fresh air,water and food! not like hell!!
i had to go back to hell for some personal reasons to fight my family there with lawyers!!!

There is no way i will ever go back to hell to live!!

Oh the poor denogrades!!!
YOU WOULD FREAK OUT IF YOU WENT TO HELL
well im in a lot of personal growth Pat!
The Sunmbrella was used the other day and i scared more people…went into a op shop and said the yucky death star was out and this lady said to this person in the shop that the sun and this lizards full on got narky at me!!!
Those addicts are so funny to watch!!
its like a science experiment…you know the one when you put a moth under a manify glass and see it turn orange then burn!!

If you get the TV show eleventh hour there is a frozen lizard on a beach in it!!! HA HAS HAAAAAA HA!!! we have iot on tape!
she was orange but no more!! shes black blue and has iceles!

OH yeah Bacon burns!!!
fat people in tights are liken to a hippo tranilizo
performer in a freak show!!!

Come on lets twirl the Blubber and baste it in tanning fluid and add a match!!
Oh my God its the Hindenberg again!!!

#203 Ash
20 September 2009 15:25

Thanks for the welcome Pat

hi everyone

The malevolence of daylight saving will soon darken our days down here in hell. Discriminating against the night and it’s magical qualities. The West Aussies have got the right idea in saying NO to nasty DLS. What’s wrong with the night I love it.

Yuk, soon I’ll be able to spend half of summer sitting in a dark airless environment, being assaulted by a furnace when opening a window or door,air conditioning going, blurgh

Toxic shit floating on the piddle that becomes the Torren’s lake, thirsty looking birds standing on stick thin legs because there is nothing to eat cos everythings dead. Not sun skanks. Real birds. The worms have all shrivelled up from dehydration. Although the sun skanks are discovering that other worms are rapidly detracting as a consequence of that freak, the sun.

For six years I had a rather intense experience of the sun so I wrote some prose about it

Oh stinging sun,

let me be

for must I wither in your penetrating stare

I don’t have that experience anymore.. thank fuck as my physical surroundings have changed, but it made very aware of the effect that intense heat and light has on the psyche.

I love the rain and the cold and can’t understand people who don’t enjoy the charms of winter and instead go around being morbid and miserable.

They are evil sun trolls and come summer I’ll use that pitchfork to roast them alive in this hideous oven called Adelaide. Satay lizard. I thought it was just SA media that went loony tunes every time there’s hot weather ^ but it sounds like its a global looney tunes phenomenon. This affliction should be included in the psychiatric diagnostic manual.

Melody Horrible, er, Horill, not really she’s lovely, reminds me of an excitable dog that pisses on your foot whenever I witness her reading the summer weather report. She rhapsodises about nothing and then just about has an orgasm when she gets to read the extended weather report which usually = furnace like days for the next two weeks.

How strange !

Meanwhile the sky looks like a nuclear dawn.

#204 Jason
22 September 2009 09:05

Hey everyone…& welcome Ash!
I was fortunate enough to have escaped Hell (SA) 18months ago & now live in beautiful Tasmania.
There is water & life here and beautifulm cold temp’ rainforsets! & the mountains are amazing! Unlike Adelaide where Mt Lofty is considerded to be ‘huge’ its a meazily hill in comparrisson to the likes of Mt Ossa, Mt Mawson, & many more here!
You should move down here Ash! I was so amazed at the summer here last it was nothing compared to hell!
The snow & rain here is great too! 7 the people here arent all anally retentative like in SA and people in general are really polite & helpful!

There are still liizzards here but on a much lesser scale-he he!!

It got to about 3dg today with beautiful rain, mists & fog! So I was happy!

in Tasmania its very contrasting it was a warm yukky sunny day the other day & I went to a town down the way & there was an ugly old lizard laying on he lawn in the full sun with her tribe of about seven kids running around playing with the garden hose in their underwear which not only is dangerous puttin your kids in the sun fully exposed but on the front lawn on a busy road was just filthy & slobby but the Liz didnt care she then got them to wash her car!

It really grates me how the lizards put their chilren & babies in the full sun. When I was in Hell they always put the babies in 45dg summer heat……its fucked!!!!
So glad I left Hell!!

Pat have you had anymore of those lizard weather reports from Seattle? Arent they bloodyb annoying. Like I do not watch the weather on tv anymore as the lizard weather reporters piss me off with there summer spill (Like Ms Horhill the Horrid in Hell!!) so I just look at it online but still you get that rubbish from the heatfried numskull writers!!!!!….I can only laugh although Id love to get them!!!! GRRR…

Stay Cool Folks!!!!

#205 pat carr
22 September 2009 16:42

“Pat have you had anymore of those lizard weather reports from Seattle?”

yes a few but i am trying to avoid them so i can keep my sanity lest i tear out my own eyeballs! it’s supposed to be 84 degrees here today which i am sure the FurnaceFascist, Solaretards will just fall over each other in adoration and worship LOL. I know 84 isn’t hot compared to Hell (SA) but it feels very hot here. now i’m dreading the coming “it’s SO MISERABLE” attack from these tanosauric lunatics, the same ones that want you to believe they are such sweet, touchy feely people in the summer but turn into blubbering fucked up whiny pussbags in the fall and winter.

#206 pat carr
22 September 2009 18:51

“OH PAT!!!!!
hell no im not living in hell!!!!!!!!
i lived there!!!
I live in Tasmania,its green cool and its fresh air,water and food! not like hell!!
i had to go back to hell for some personal reasons to fight my family there with lawyers!!!

There is no way i will ever go back to hell to live!!”

LOL you should have used the Sun instead to fight. it’s free, hot and “perfect” ha ha. Glad you made it out of Hell, i bet you didn’t own a pitchfork either.

#207 marna
23 September 2009 09:05

Hi Guys and Gals!!!
Pat,Ash and Miriyam and wintre friends i saw the ultimate funny thing today..it got me and jason laughing alot!!!
we were at a tip shop and it was raining and this letrolizard was caught in the rain being pelted by acid drops and bullets it was completely drenched with its soggy jiffy ballet shoes and skin tight whore wear dripping in water!!! she was trying to get something into her freak mobile!!(that looked like thatit wasnt going to fit)…HAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAA a drenched lizoderm! and i bet she would be complaining how cold it was!!!

Ash hi yes i think we have met!
Oh man i feel for you in Aids de Laide! me and my friend made the move to Tasmania a year and half ago and its great!

Pat you naughty man..you have pestering those hasbeen lizoderms again havent you!!!!!!!!
well 84 would be quite hot in australia if it was celcius and not fahrenheit!! it gets to about 60C(140F)in some parts of the outback!

The Sunbrella is going well! i think i will start a craze!!
world domination of the Sunbrella!!!! ha ha ha ahaaaaahaaaaa!!!!!!!

keep cool!!!

#208 Ash
23 September 2009 12:43

Hi guys, cheers to you all

Jason and Marna you must be loving it down in Tassie. Have thought about moving down there myself I certainly intend to check it out in the future. You guys living in such cool places, Tasmania, Pat in Seattle.

Well at least its been raining in Hell today. However the heat is loooming. This reminds me of the time I saw a legless lizard a couple of years ago outside a block of units. I thought it was a snake cos the local rag was going on about all the backyard snake sightings and also cos it had no legs and slithered by me. Apparently they were looking for water due to the intense inferno that is the Adelaide summer. Anyway I had this lizard neighbour, an old duck who thinks Adelaide summers are a glorious hydrating experience. She insinuated that I was either lying or hallucinating as she had never seen, in the whole 100 years of living there,any snakes. Two weeks ago the ‘b advertiser’ had a story about some country blokes being rushed to hospital with snake bite. The staff then ascertained they had infact been bitten by a legless lizard. Alas, I was vindicated and proven right regardless of whether it be a legless lizard or a snake. Imagine if the lizard skanks had no legs. No more cellulite thighs covered in fake tan. Hmm.. anyone got leather face’s phone no.

Marna your stories are so funny, going into op shops with a sunbrella freaking out old ladies talking about the death star,LOL. Fuck I wish I could see it.

I was browsing through my cd’s last tonight and I found more songs citing the sun

southern sun

sunset

things behind the sun

sun shinin

sun rise

holidays in the sun

#209 Jason
23 September 2009 15:49

Hey Everyone…

Ash I love your comments on the Legless Lizard….
You would see dozens of Legless Lizard species in Hell slithering & stumbling down Hindley St on a Satuday night, avoid their bite & venomous spray (impulse!!)!!!!!

Went through Hobart today and there was a few soggy slipper footed lizaards runnun fir dear life although it was just a tiny drizzle there as the lizards rule Hobart and its like a big sundome down there always sunny & dry but as soon as you travel out of the city zone its cloudy & much wetter, which is very odd…I think the lizards of Hobart have made a pact to the great Queen of the Lizards (Satralia) for sunny hot weather & make the occasional oferrings to her!! Its always warm & yuk in Hobart which I noticed when I first travelled Tasmania!
I much prefer the mountainious regions and coutryside which is bliss, lovely cool & green, & the air is so fresh you can taste it!!!
I just love the chill of the cold fresh brisk fesh air it brings me too life….
I hated it in HellSA as it got so hot as soon as the death star rises in the morning it hits you like a fist in the face!

Until next time………….

#210 pat carr
23 September 2009 18:32

Hi ash! not cool here yet. in fact the Greedia (my new name for the media is gloating that fall is off to a hot start)

http://community.seattletimes.nwsource.com/reader_feedback/public/display.php?thread=185167&offset=0&column=create_date&direction=DESC

i’m pat in seattle on there and you can see i am quite sick of the heat worship. we’re still in the process of moving and it’s miserable taking things out to the car in the evil heat.

“Warm sunny days, sandals and cotton clothes, cool evenings, gorgeous Seattle views …it doesn’t get better than this”. i’m like yeah it does. Put away your stupid kiddy clothes and your shower shoes and let’s get on the real good weather.

“Alas, I was vindicated and proven right regardless of whether it be a legless lizard or a snake. Imagine if the lizard skanks had no legs. No more cellulite thighs covered in fake tan. Hmm.. anyone got leather face’s phone no.”

LOL! good for you. Perhaps we can get all those snakes to come eat the legions of SolarZards ha ha. Cool weather people are smarter and more with it because their brains aren’t turned to bacon yet.

WAIT! i got a better idea. Let’s all get together on either side o the world, start jumping up and down and push the earth away from the sun a bit. I’ll call the event The Great Cooling.

2 things burn me about these assholes

1. they assume we ALL like this weather and we have nothing better to do than walk around in sandals or floating in pools.

try sitting in traffic, moving equipment or doing anything except for laying around

2. the whining about the cooler weather, well what more can said about that. you know i’d almost put up with their worship of the heat during the summer if it wasn’t for having to put up with their DREARY attitude.

liking cool weather really is a tough thing to prefer in this world with these horrible insulting, condescending Zards. But we must keep our heads up, Cool weather is on the way!

“great Queen of the Lizards (Satralia) for sunny hot weather & make the occasional oferrings to her!! Its always warm & yuk in Hobart which I noticed when I first travelled Tasmania!
I much prefer the mountainious regions and coutryside which is bliss, lovely cool & green, & the air is so fresh you can taste it!!!
I just love the chill of the cold fresh brisk fesh air it brings me too life….”

ha ha! Jason that’s a good one. I know what you mean about coming to life. I can’t imagine what life would be like if it was year around heat

i come alive each fall feeling like i just walked the Halls Of Hell itself and made it through the other side. The death star is the best description ever. I sit in the car and that Evil Eye just sits and cooks me. Oh and the “you have to wear light clothes” BS – it doesnt matter that much even white shirts are hot under the death star.

what cracks me up is that places like in the middle east where the sun is so hot, they dress for it. only in the western nations do they act like they need to soak up every uv ray. Don;t these imbeciles realize they are getting soaked by radiiation from outer space? But act like rain is poision. it’s hard not to have the most utter contempt and disdain i can conjure up

#211 pat carr
23 September 2009 23:55

UG! it’s 351 pm and the air in here feels like old stale gravy. The Death Star hangs in the sky with it’s evil laser.
Nice weather my mother fucking asscheeks.

I’m so tired of this summer i want to go out and scream somewhere. While the sandal and slipper Tanosaurosolarfasticolizarosunsucking nutcases are probably foaming over each other to adulate how glorious and wonderful and perfect and nice it is out all while cowering in fear of the coming drops of rain like the big panzies that they are.

Please SnowRainOvercast God deliver thy faithful from the clutches of the Death Star…Amen LOL!!

#212 marna
24 September 2009 10:58

Hi guys and gals!!!
I think i have started something!!!!
Oh Ash the legless lizards are a problem at Glenelg beach and maybe true in Port Lincoln!

Oh Pat and Ash you crack me up..thanks to you guys i have kept my sanity!!!

Visuals of foaming lizards is funny……..
1) literally lizoderms foaming like rabey mad lins!

2) lizards on the beach foaming as the beach has frozen solid,as a freak storm froze them on the beaitch!

3)new car cleaning sponges foam ones in the shapes of lizotards!!!

4) or worse a lizotardic rave foam dance party with a free spray tan shower where they cool off and renew the scaley tan!!!!

Legless Lizards LOL Lizards On Leprasy!!!
oops there goes there tail!

I love a sundrenched country…….NO I DONT!!!!

i love the greedia how everything that is happy and gay???????? is ALWAYS SUNNY AND BLUE SKIES!!!

but terrible and sad and depression is ALWAYS RAINY<DARK CLOUDY!!!!!
wha tha???

and for our foriegn students here is some Satralianese or other well known as Hellian=
Owz et gowiynn tudaey maeit,and shit,ya complaeniyn
abowt tha sunn.puet upp wivz et maeit etz nart thad badt and shit, ya fukknn shyitt faest maeit.ya fool av shitt ya haev a probbz wiv thadt maeit!!
Thar sheelar iz abyit in tha shit wiv yar maeit sheez nart happeye thadt ya dunt lyik tha sun and tharz beitch,whadts ya fukkin problyihim???
Karn hav ar beeerrr wivs mi andz mi maeitz!
letz hav aey barrbeeye and shuwe arf tha fliyiezz andz eetafewmaeit!
Itz nardt fukkin hot maeit its fukkin freezzyinn itz fukkn 28C neeedz mi raeyncoat andz mi uggiees..gott a smoak maeit!! ya shiythed,justz shitz maeit!Sheeiytt!!!

TRANSLATION INTO ENGLISH!!=
How are you going today and stuff, are you
complaining about the Sun, put up with it and dont whinge about it its not that bad and stuff!!
are you annoyed about it!! do you have something to say about it!!
my girl isnt hapy with you that you dont like the Sun and the beach,whats your problem??
Have a drink with me and my friends!
Lets have a barbeque and shew off the bugs and maybe eat some!!
Its not fucking hot its really freezing!!
Its 28C and i will need to aquire a raincoat and some wool lined shoes!!!
have you a cigerette! you bafoon ,that is just annoying! Great explosion of disfactisfaction!!”

HE HE HA HAAAAAAAA!!! I TOLD YOU ITS BAD!!!!
SUMMER MAKES YOU RETARDED!!!!

ASH I SEND SOME COOL TASSIE WEATHER YOUR WAY!!!
PAT GOOD LUCK WITHTHE MOVE!!
WINTRELAND CLAN RULEZZ!!!

#213 MaRnA :)
25 September 2009 12:09

Pat Ash Miriyam i have some sad news……….

you can take tanning tablets!!!!!!
i was talking with this cool lady at an op shop and she said her friend took tanning tablets and they worked

she was in this ladies words a very wrong shade of brown and her face was especially brown, she said it looked terrible and it shamed the friend to stop taking them!!!!

we should have a vacination against lizodermititis or
skinktherma or orangatano syphiltetis Dermatanuis or the even terrible fatal disease…
Sundeath its latin name is Luxofearar orangetanisii!
and its cousin Morto frigkinsolararis!!

the symptoms that you know if you have the dreaded
sundeath is…a orange brown skin enemilies, a fixation of any bright illuminescent objects,a facination with hot [pink], [orange] or any fluro colors! and a squeeky voice that enables the infected to speak a weird solar talk that no one else can comprehend and a facination with salty water in any form!!
and the last serious stages of the illness brings a sort of a gasses released in a form of methane gas! coming of there skiny boney bodies!

#214 pat car
25 September 2009 20:48

thanks marna the move is almost over. never again will we move in Bummer (summer). thankfully its cooler today yet the death star still shines and where it does it’s 20 degress hotter. Suck the Fun!

“letz hav aey barrbeeye and shuwe arf tha fliyiezz andz eetafewmaeit!
Itz nardt fukkin hot maeit its fukkin freezzyinn itz fukkn 28C neeedz mi raeyncoat andz mi uggiees..gott a smoak maeit!! ya shiythed,justz shitz maeit!Sheeiytt!!!”

LOL!! i love it. thanks that was funny. and the legless lizards ha ha. IF only the sunosaurs were legless perhaps they could only slither past us instead of walking ha ha. it would take them a lot longer to slither around than walking in those cursed shower toy “shoes”, flip craps lol

#215 pat carr
25 September 2009 20:49

“letz hav aey barrbeeye and shuwe arf tha fliyiezz andz eetafewmaeit!
Itz nardt fukkin hot maeit its fukkin freezzyinn itz fukkn 28C neeedz mi raeyncoat andz mi uggiees..gott a smoak maeit!! ya shiythed,justz shitz maeit!Sheeiytt!!!”

love it!! thnaks for that. is it time for yet another barbeque?

the move is almost over. no legless lizards at the new place either LOL

#216 Pat Carr
25 September 2009 21:34

Tanning tablets lOL. why not just have sun pills. where the UV radiation can work inside your stomach and tan you from the inside out.

Tanning is stupid and ugly. i don’t know why people want to do it. Yeah Marna and folks lets go and cook our skin, i’m so bored and need something to do let’s go and darken our skin and age it. wow how intelligent. i’m sick of being the race and color i was born in, so it’s time to darken.

so that brings up another thing.

if the weather is so great because it’s so “bright” and sunny and grey is so horrible then why is light and pale skin so bad? what an incredible hypocrisy. Oh it’s ok if the skin is grey or brown but not the sky? stupid

#217 Jason
26 September 2009 09:46

Tanning pills…yes this mace me laugh!!!

How about a Winter Pill to give lizards so they will turn normal! Just put it in there Maccas or drop it in thier drink!!!
Thier tan would fade & the hair would get its color back!! & they would have a dislike for hot weather!!!!

Id love to see these tan pills ill have to google it!!

Pat i liked the link for your news board. Those lizards on there are horrid! I love their pathetic summer rants!!!

The whole ‘Legless Lizard’ thing really gives me a good laugh…I get the best visuals of one! I think of it when I see the lizardz out on the street & get a giggle!!

#218 Jason
26 September 2009 10:09

Oh I just read the comments at the bottom of this ‘Pingback >Longrider i love the summer’

OMG its revolting about ‘glorous sunshine’ a ballet dancing bloody dragonflies!!!!!
That person needs theropy!

#219 Marna
26 September 2009 11:43

Back again my dear wintre friends!!!!

Another thing that has striked me is nursery rhythmns
and how anit social they are towards weather!

Eg. Its raining its snoring the old man is boring he bumped his head and could not get up in the morning..

Revised version= Its sunny its tanning the lizards are boring they got burnt real bad they look sad , so ugly in the morning!

AND others like!!

the lovely hellish one=

tharz soundz av thee sun cominn dowen cominn dowen,
tuernyn mi browyn,tuernyn mi browyn!
Az thaz Raeyn is no morez and Sun i adorez!

wait wait thats not right slight change!!!!!!!

Rain rain come again, no later no futher,
as children smile in the rain storm as the clouds come,
winter dazle us with your delightful snow,
as you fill us with cool days and suns no bright!
round ,and round the yule tree winter solstice wyshes
be our dreams of a grand wintre feast….
that be the dream of jimmys best!
Tisk tisk the autumn leaves fall and our wintre qween comes in all her fur lined gracious gowns of silver and blue!
she knocks 3 times at thyne door,
as she enters a breeze of ice follows her!
The fire roars and we drink to thyne wintre grand!
Horraah for thee cold!!!

hows that for a revised nursery rhythmn?????
take care guys and gals..we have the brains too know sun is snore!

#220 Longrider
26 September 2009 12:07

Oh I just read the comments at the bottom of this ‘Pingback >Longrider i love the summer’

OMG its revolting about ‘glorous sunshine’ a ballet dancing bloody dragonflies!!!!!
That person needs theropy!

Moron.

#221 Ash
26 September 2009 18:17

Hi guys, Jason Pat, Marna, et .ala, you know I reckon you’re on to something when you talk about sun worship and how absurd it is. People whine incessantly about the lack of water and then whine when it rains for longer than a day. A positive attitude towards the rain and winter might even effect change, power of the will ect….

lol, Jason- ‘ the death star hits you like a fist in the face ‘ very good analogy there and so, so true. I’m glad I found this blog as not only do I enjoy reading everyone’s hilarious and insightful posts ,I can now lament the lack of a normal existence that I’ll be forced to lead due to the impending summer.

Today I went shopping for some suitable summer attire such as a red catsuit and a pair of cloven toed boots. Its time to don my summery attitude so I’m going to change my name to Beelzebub and go around saying rude things about Jesus.( not really he’s lovely, Hell just has that effect on me)

In the news a while back, some Satan loving dude in the UK had titanium horn implants surgically attached to his skull,his cannie teeth filed into fangs and was trying to get a pointy tail attached. He was also covered in demon tatoos and wore red contact lenses. Wot a tripper. Imagine seeing him wandering around the village.

I have it on a good authority that he was an ex South Australian who had lived through the purgatory that is life in Adelaide. Post traumatic stress reaction.

And don’t ya love capitalist ingenuity. Tanning pills, insecure fools and money eh.

I’ll post again when I have some more ridiculous things to add.

#222 Ash
26 September 2009 18:44

Yeah, when I said cool place Pat,I probably meant more, wow, Seattle music scene, grunge era ect.. arts orientated,it sure sounds a lot more exciting than Hell. Although it does get cold and snow,eh. Isn’t Seattle known for good coffee??

#223 Mariyam
27 September 2009 04:26

Hello everyone!

Sorry I haven’t written in a while! Have been reading all your messages though!

Marna – Tanning Pills?!?! What will they do next to look bright orange?!?!

Well, it’s coming up to October now, and in London, it’s only getting slightly cooler than summer.

Everyone seems to have turned their ghastly heaters on, even though it’s still hovering around 20 degrees!

I think that some people are even appalled that the summer is coming to an end! It’s like they need therapy!

Me? I’m going to start stocking up on winter clothes, and get ready for MY TIME!! They’ve had their fun. Now, I want to be in temperatures that I am comfortable in.

There are still too many awful little bugs invading my flat! I can’t wait until we go into proper winter, and I can leave my windows ajar without expecting all kinds of creatures, intruding!

Pat, I’m glad to read that your house move is almost done. I know I felt a big relief last year when my things were finally sorted. I would have preferred to move when the weather was cooler aswell! It really takes it out of you, doesn’t it?

How is it down in Australia at the moment? I dread to think! I hope that all you guys are coping well, despite all the tanning maniacs, and crusty-skinned lizards roaming the plains!

Anyway, at least they provide you with some crazy tales to tell us! Keep posting them!

#224 Jason
27 September 2009 08:22

I was just called a ‘Moron’ by Longrider, well those where your comments!
This blog is for Winter/Cold weather lovers so go away and bake in your death star!!!!!!!!!!!….(who’s the moron?)

Anyways it has been lovely rainy cool misty weather here in Tasmania latlely which is great! Many areas in need of rain have gotten heaps so thats always good to see….All the little steams and waterfalls around where I live are heavily flowing with lovely pure mountain waters…

I saw a couple of lizards today in the supermarket with squashed black slippers on their feet & their feet all red! & they love to wear skin tight navy blue jeans & tuck them under their ankle to half way accross the foot into slipper, it looks so stupid! & no socks! & they are walking and squeltching through mud & puddles!!!!

#225 Jason
27 September 2009 08:36

Summer lovers are bullies!

Yes Longrider this is what you are!

Checkout post #2 from him & the other Pingback link for the extended version!

I will not hide my feelings about the fukking summer?hot weather back any more for summer nazi’s!!!!!!!

GO THE WINTER CLAN WE ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!

#226 Longrider
27 September 2009 09:37

When you can string a sentence together using correct grammar, punctuation and spelling, you might just be qualified to make a comment on what I wrote.

When you can quote the piece accurately you might just be qualified to comment. As it was, you opted to misquote one phrase out of context in order to mislead.

Suggesting that I am mentally ill because I wrote something with which you disagree makes you worthy of nothing but contempt and you fully deserve the epithet I threw at you. I make no apology as none is due. Indeed, your subsequent remarks merely confirm it.

Summer lovers are bullies!

Yes Longrider this is what you are!

Oh, do grow the fuck up, you puerile little cretin. No one has bullied you. You made a stupid comment and got called on it.

#227 MaRnA :)
27 September 2009 12:18

Well Well we have a summer lover in the midst!!!!

Im sorry what your doing too Jason is bullying Longrijder…
Are you a longhorn??? be ye from the thee olde fronteers ye bakking auld cowgirl! YEEEHAARRR!!!

i think Jason was sad to see that lunes like you summer lovers…think the thought of salty swet dripping down ya brown orantanic boney bodies liken to something a bad gas day in Autwitz…
well people here like the fact that summer isnt the all and end all!!!
Oh sorry for thee gramar…like control freak!!!
Go dol ya self up and act like a queen that ya are pussy!
I heard Paris Hiltons dead!!!!!

Oh an Ash yes cloven feet very special touch! how are the legoins going …Lucifer looks hot in tights!! he he!!
shes a hot little devil hey!

Pat i feel sad your in seattle it must be hard to know that people like longrider are the same race!!!

The Isabommer is coming your way Pat to rid you of the lizodermoteratherms!

Bless The great Wintre Goddess she will exterminate the Wintre terroists!!
Bye Now!

Ps= maybe some people have to learn that english is variable in alot of countries and is spoken as such!!
or in my case je ken de pot op met stommers als langrijer!

#228 Longrider
27 September 2009 13:17

Im sorry what your doing too Jason is bullying Longrijder…

Whereas accusing someone of being mentally ill is just dandy. Get a grip and grow up.

Bullying, my arse, you don’t know the meaning of the word.

#229 Marna
28 September 2009 02:41

Well well well a lizard in the midst!!!

i dont need to stoop to childish name calling and
being politcally correct….
Wow wee Jason didnt spell something properly or said it in its correct english juncture!!
as i said English changes all around the world and
its grammar does aswell…
this isnt an english site its about winter and people like you that need justification to express your controlling childish ways on us wintre lovers!!!

Maybe you should be a Nazi or a teacher or policeman they would suit you well!!

sorry guys bringing this simpltant saddness to the site!

#230 Longrider
28 September 2009 07:58

There’s an old Chinese saying – better to keep one’s mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open it and prove it beyond all doubt. You and Jason have just proved it beyond all doubt. If you cannot grasp the simple point I was making then you really are devoid of intelligence. And, trying to dress up illiterate drivel as regional variation – pull the other one.

May I finally remind you, that Jason, despite being unable to spell “therapy” considered himself qualified to decide that I needed it, simply for disagreeing with him. And, might I remind you that he deliberately misquoted me in order to mislead – demonstrating a staggering level of ignorance in the process.

Also, finally, if you insult someone as he did, you really shouldn’t be too surprised if you receive a response in kind.

Dr Vee’s site usually has a high level of debate – unfortunately, this thread is the exception.

#231 Jason
28 September 2009 09:48

Well boo hoo LRider so i mispelled a word big fukkin deal!!!!!!!!
Get a life you tool a puk off!!!!!!
Like we said before Zards have no sense of humour & you have proven that!!!!!!!!!
I dont see why you even come on to a site titled I Hate Summer, if you are a lizard, buggar of to your spray tanning salon! You are a freaky scarey very freakin scarey Zard! You are a bully!

#232 MaRnA
28 September 2009 11:01

So lets get it there isnt regional differances in english……mmmm obviously you think that American,English,Australian,Irish,Scottish,Jamaican,
West indian,Welsh englishes are the same in being spoken and gramar…mmm very interesting point ..yeah i can see they are all the same!!!

there is an old Russian saying that goes like this=сильная форма,грамматически неопределенный член старый женщина кто жизнь в высшая отметка за классную работу полуботинок вспомогательный глагол для образования сложных времен также многие ребенок какой оленья кожа она делать , оленья кожа она продаваться их в грамматический определенный член рынок или есть их для лэнч оленья кожа она продаваться их также грамматический определенный член Царь для труд в грамматический определенный член Сибирский соль принадлежащий мне! с высшая отметка за классную работу пластинка яние) от patatoes и высшая отметка за классную работу стекло яние) от водка воля доставать пить снова! dont беспокойство меня с ваш распустить слюни,сопли и сверлящий слово!!!……its true!!!

im sorry Russians speak english!

And please again Political Correctness isnt favoured on this site as it binds you in an air of gayness that really fags up the whole story of how pussy you are!!

as again i feel your a Nazi!!!! or a Jew…and have the intellergence of a 5 yr old as you seem not too grasp the easiest transjections of the fraudian interpretations of your childhood insecurities of foriegn consepts!!
Read Mein Kampf maybe you will find the true calling of your sinister lizodermic terms of Solar indeerment!!
and hey big kiss too you for voicing such amazing string of words…thankyou its great to see that you can say something more humble than…we love you!!!
Peace my sexually deprived cowboy or what you maybe inclined to take!!!
I Love You Langrider!!!
Real man material!

#233 pat carr
28 September 2009 19:10

“Well boo hoo LRider so i mispelled a word big fukkin deal!!!!!!!!
Get a life you tool a puk off!!!!!!
Like we said before Zards have no sense of humour & you have proven that!!!!!!!!!”

that’s true – no sense of humor.

this is a “i hate summer” place to sound off, not a place to express loving feelings for the Miserable Summer Months.

Hi Ash,

“People whine incessantly about the lack of water and then whine when it rains for longer than a day. A positive attitude towards the rain and winter might even effect change, power of the will ect….”

agreed. what’s funny about these folks is they want to paint you as a depressing negative person if you don’t like baking in the hot sunshine and don’t FAWN over it, yet are the most miserable, unhappy people during cool weather (“detest winter and its dark dreary day”)

And yet they don’t even know they are doing it! Maybe they don’t realize they are bullying us constantly by putting us down and forcing their opinion on us.

and yes Seattle has great coffee but it’s music scene not as great as it used to be. we get snow a little here, but mostly moderate winter wearther 30-50 F or so.

“Pat i feel sad your in seattle it must be hard to know that people like longrider are the same race!!!”

LOL Marna, oh well we can’t have it all i guess ha ha. If you’ve noticed M, the Zards always have to have the last word. they always will have to end the conversation with ”
WELL I LIKE WARM WEATHER”, even if they’ve stated it before. i’ve tested this out quite a few times and i’m never allowed the last word.

“I was just called a ‘Moron’ by Longrider, well those where your comments!
This blog is for Winter/Cold weather lovers so go away and bake in your death star!!!!!!!!!!!….(who’s the moron?)”

Yep sorry. well i can feel for you, i’ve been called “nuts, weird, etc” for not worshipping at the Altar of Summer. So that’s why we come on here and vent here.

#234 pat carr
28 September 2009 19:14

“Dr Vee’s site usually has a high level of debate – unfortunately, this thread is the exception.”

who said this was a debate thread? It’s bad enough to have to listen to the legion of ‘Zards and their pushy opinions about weather without having to come on here and put up with it too.

So you like summer, woopee fucking doo. You must be miserable then 9 months of the year, poor guy, I’m sure there are plenty of places you can go and fawn over your hot, stupid grossey weather, but this isn’t one of them!

#235 pat carr
28 September 2009 22:44

“squashed black slippers on their feet & their feet all red! & they love to wear skin tight navy blue jeans & tuck them under their ankle to half way accross the foot into slipper, it looks so stupid! & no socks! & they are walking and squeltching through mud & puddles!!!!”

LOL Jason i know what you mean, people wear sandals here much longer than they should be season-wise, i have seen them wearing them into winter. i want to tell them they must have forgotten they are no longer near the shower LOL. i’m like put on a pair of shoes already, a real pair!

#236 pat carr
29 September 2009 20:02

fall is here and again the Greedia has to make a big deal of it. i have to laugh when they say the sky is SOCKED with clouds.

or this line

“”We really did have a nice long summer,” Kam said.” – not nice to us you Bitch

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2009964378_webweather29m.html

A chilly farewell to summer weather

Seattle hasn’t seen weather this chilly since last May.

By Nancy Bartley

Seattle Times staff reporter

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A sliver of light from the rising sun illuminates part of Alki Ave. SW as downtown remains socked in with clouds. The weather is shifting to rain and temperatures in the 50’s.
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STEVE RINGMAN / THE SEATTLE TIMES

A sliver of light from the rising sun illuminates part of Alki Ave. SW as downtown remains socked in with clouds. The weather is shifting to rain and temperatures in the 50’s.

As if you hadn’t noticed, the season for sweaters, boots and umbrellas finally is here.

We haven’t had a high as low as the 57-degree high forecast for today since last May when we were thinking summer would never arrive, according to the Allen Kam, meterologist with the National Weather Service.

When it did, the hot weather stretched into September, but now it’s apparently over.

“We really did have a nice long summer,” Kam said.

The forecast for today and into the weekend — as measured at Seattle-Tacoma International Airport, the official weather-reporting station — will be temperatures in the high 50s. The overnight low was 48.

There may even be snow in the passes, Kam said. The snow level will drop to 4,000 feet today, which will affect Stevens Pass and even Snoqualmie Pass could get a few flakes.

We’ll stay in a fall pattern into the early part of the weekend. and then there’s a chance we might dry out a bit — tentatively, Kam said.

It’s not uncommon to have dry spells during Seattle falls, he added.

And for the record, a year ago today the high was 78 and low 50″

#237 Ash
30 September 2009 07:52

Hey Longrider

You should go through a few summers in Adelaide without air conditioning in your car and home. And on top of that live in a third story flat with no external blinds to block out the sun. Two weeks straight of searing tempatures above 36 degrees half of those days hovering around 40 or above. Put up with two months straight where the daily tempature dosen’t drop below 30 degrees and it rarely cools off overnignt. Very little in the way of a breeze to stir the stagnant air. If you can do that without complaining then I concede you truly are a summer lover.

#238 Longrider
30 September 2009 09:25

Ash, Dr Vee lives in Scotland. At the time of this discussion – some eighteen months ago, I lived in England. Therefore, the discussion was about summer in the UK, which, for the most part involves warmer rain. In the south, where I lived at the time, the seasons have merged into pretty much the same mild, damp overcast with, if you are lucky, the occasional warm, dry spell.

I now live in the south of France where summers are warm and winters crisp and cold with snow during January and February, which, frankly is a delight to see if you don’t have to travel.

I have no problem with people liking different seasons if you are lucky enough to have such things. My recent objection here was the use of logical fallacy designed to mislead and the arrogant suggestion that I am mentally ill because I said something of which the poster concerned disapproved.

#239 Marna
30 September 2009 12:53

No one said you were mentally ill!!!!!
wait do you understand english?????

Oh longrider , moi réflexion moi would dites ça en français que Anglais troubler vous alot! Personne ont dit vous aviez une mental maladie , les unique truc thanksggiving était être ont dit était thanksggiving Anglais déménagements autour de les mondial où toujours son parlé et de trajet tellement fait gramme! Et l’hiver terrain c’est pour tout le monde autour de les mondial! Peut-être vous devoir faire apprendre à être diplomatique et s’arrêter être une sissy! et politique trognon! son pas seyante!

i hope this clears this up!
and people on tis site are not all from Uk ..we have a few from Australia,America and also UK , so its universal!

Back to what thhis site is about ,iits abowt wintre!
I saw a disgusting Tv news thingy about Brighton England and im sorry longrider the skies were Blue as!!!!!! and the lizards were lieing on the bietch no towels..
OMG they are nuts!! it not even a real Bietch its a gravel pit!
Oh save us from the sickofentical lizoterminoferalateores!
No humour ..theres being a study that old farts that dont laugh get more wrinkles and take up drugs to feed there habit and alot of old farts are sun lovers!
they alawys talk about the stupid war and how the japs and krauts ate their babies and the clouds were in the sky when charlie came…….and how they were blinded by the rain drops as a kraut came out and shot jimmy!

HAAAAAAAA HA HA HAAAAA OLD FARTS!!!!!!!!

You dont hear wintre lovers talking such drivel!

#240 Jason
1 October 2009 09:28

My recent objection here was the use of logical fallacy designed to mislead and the arrogant suggestion that I am mentally ill because I said something of which the poster concerned disapproved.
……………………………………………………………
No where on here does it say that you are mentally ill Longrider so that in itself in your own words is being posted to mislead…….

I see that you have created a topic about me “The Stupid, the Cretins and the Plain Nasty’
Im sorry but that is a basic description of your behaviour in these posts!
And calling me a taxation problem or something…..That is very odd behaviour!
I couldnt care less of your mental status it seems that you are making all this up to suit your own needs…
If you wish to place posts on here at least read some of the previous ones. The people in this site have our own jokes & share & vent day to day life experiences.
This is a light hearted non political site.
As I see it you are a stirrer on here to push buttons. In your own and very descriptive words you are a summer lover so I do not see a need for you to come in here at all!, hence finding your post on summer hilarious, as this is an anti-summer site!
I pay out stupid weather report writers all the time on their summer rant reports! so yours is handed to me on a platter to disect! If you don’t like that idea than go onto a summer loving board and post on their im sure you will be welcomed!
As for the spelling grammer thing so I made a few typos etc this isnt a site for The Engllish language either & as their are worlwide people on here sayings & expressions are varied as well as the spelling of words like is it color or colour etc….who cares.
But im sooooo flattered how you mare a special topic just for lil ol me!!!!!!!! You must not have had your UV fix this week Liz!!!!!!!!!!

#241 Marz!!
1 October 2009 11:16

I Love you guys!!!
its so nice to see this commradship with us its a beautiful and hey if a snorebird comes along and goes no too winter i have one word!!!!!!!

Stick that boney finger and goe tann your self to death you butt ugly Summersolistic freak!!!!!

Well Well Well i saw this lovely show and it had a house out in the Arizona desert and it was called…………..THE SUN HOUSE!!!!!
OMGOD!!!!!! it was hideous and it had so much light in it it looked like a freakhouse!!! in it was a scarey scarey scarey Braieyackk Lizodermoterafool!
i watched about 10 mins of and it freaked me out so much i had a coffee!!!

I want too have a WINTRE HOUSE!!!!!
and im so sorry if i used foriegn languages here i was placing a point!!!

Ash And Pat and Miriyam and our lovely friends of the wintre clan!!!
dont give up when the Solaroids come to town too spoil the broth!!!
Im thinking of breed snow tigers and foxes and snow owls to do our bidding!!! what do you think!!
Haaaaaaaaaahhhhaaaaaaaaaaahhhhaaaaaahhhaah!!
love you guys!

#242 pat carr
2 October 2009 19:50

“Update: It seems that doltish Jason isn’t the only one who is as thick as two short planks and willing to share it with the world. Take a bow, MaRnA . Blockheaded twat.”

well marna looks like you were included in the honor of LR’s very long post. i’ll never give up against the Solar’s and their bullying ways. That post is a reason why, an entire post, just due to a statement that Jason posted. Goes on and on. His feelings must have been hurt badly LOL. Well it must be time for a trip to the tanning salon.

but like i said sun bullies always have to have the last word. Their lives must be such misery living only for those hot sweaty 3 months of the year and hating the rest of it. Needing “lightboxes” and constantly roaring heaters just to remain happy. Blathering on about “gloom” and “misery” when those words apply to something more serious than weather.

And putting down everyone else who doesn’t join in the Worship Of the Sun and the great eternal Barbeque LOL. Perhaps they don’t even realize how obnoxious their behavior is.

#243 pat carr
2 October 2009 19:53

“Im thinking of breed snow tigers and foxes and snow owls to do our bidding!!! what do you think!!”

i love it. And meanwhile the SunTards can train the legion of bugs, bees and flies that come up during their “nice”,”perfect” weather to do their bidding

#244 MaRnA :)
3 October 2009 11:58

Oh how true my dear friend…oh how true!!!
we experience these homotoads everywhere!!
If its sunny they are gleaiming with big ugly smiles and walking head up!!!!!
If it is rainy and snow they are like the lights gone out and nobodies home!!! and walk all ridged..there poor little veretbraes cant handle it and they gets thee athritis in the tail!

Why do these homotoads have to be such bulleys????
in comparison to a human brain a homotaods brain is quiet smaller and has a hard crust around it resembling something that of a mucus membrane of tanning fluid and BBQ juices! now of course we know that when fat gets cold it becomes hard and pale in colour.(so that is the reason they want tan in winter)
and when its sunny the fat becomes warm and fluid,,,,,
which explains the processes of these homotoads get smart and brainy and insulting as the reaction between fat and tanning fluids and BBQ fuids in their bodies gives them a feeling of euphoria and extacy!! and also explians why these summer homotoads need to do drugs and smoke!!
and also proves a fundimental point that these are addicts by design!!!

Summer lovers are walking fermauldihide corpses!!
proof that zombies exist and that drugs causes a social disfunctional society…Sun Lovers!!

and also is why they have that gross smell about them!!
its all mixed with swet,bugs,smokes,drugs,fat,tanning fluid,and BBQ fluids and cheap impulse perfume for the female ones or brut for the male ones …some of them are multisexual……have you noticed that the female ones look like men!!! and the male ones look like women or andraginous types!!! in pink!!!

That my insight into the scientific prrof homotoads exist in a nasty society…..

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..he h eh he he heeeeee he ha ha aha ah aha aahahahahaah haaaaahaaaahaaa!
:0 :0 :p :0

#245 Ash
3 October 2009 13:52

The Beatles were in collusion with the lizards

Gooday Sunshine

I need to laugh and when the sun is out, I’ve got something I can laugh about – I feel good in a special way> I’m in love it’s a summer day

Gooday Sunshine

We take a walk, the sun is shinning down – Burns my feet as they touch the ground

Gooday Sunshine

Then we lie beneath a shady tree – I love her and she loves me>She feels good, she knows shes looking fine – I’m so proud to know that she is mine

Gooday Sunshine

#246 pat carr
3 October 2009 17:22

“The Beatles were in collusion with the lizards”

yeah Ash, they had several songs glorifying the Hot Spot.

isn’t it funny tho:

“Burns my feet as they touch the ground…..Then we lie beneath a shady tree”

singing about something that “burns his feet” as though that is something good! and having to lie beneath a shady tree of course for shelter.

it’s become a social expectation that one has to adore the sun and hate anything else. it’s not liking the sun that i have as much issue with but the idiotic fear and hatred of other weather. people “long” for the sun only then to seek shelter or wind up getting burned.

a good comparison is, how many people have gotten cancer from rain? or snow?

1. Wow guys i was out in the rain and i got such a bad RAINBURN LOL!

2. i’ve got age spots from all the Rain. Rain ages the skin!

3. I’m having to put Rain Screen on.

4. I was out running the other day and i got Rain Exhaustion. It could have turned out to be Rain Stroke which is very dangerous.

last week i saw some sissy boy complaining he didn’t want to walk around much “in the rain”. sadly we’ve raised a generation of wimps that are going to have a hard time out in the world, i’ve noticed the kids now are almost afraid of rain when it comes down. it’s sad and rediculous.

#247 Ash
4 October 2009 03:14

Hey Pat, I wonder whether people’s pathological fear of the rain is partly to do with their hair obssession. People, particularly women, spend hundreds of dollars and many hours each day in order to achieve straight overprocessed hair. Dark clouds can mean potential disaster. I worked with this obese very unattractive girl who whinged about how the rain spoiled her birthday. She’d spent hours straightening it just for it to go limp and frizzy due to the rain. Perhaps if these cretins actually had a brain and could think for themselves, instead of being brainwashed by capitalist advertising,and the opinions of the fools around them, they wouldn’t spend so much time obssessing about something that A) only makes a marginal difference to the way they look anyway, and B) that ultimately, in the big scheme of things, dosen’t matter.

#248 Ash
4 October 2009 03:39

Hey Pat, I wonder whether people’s pathological fear of the rain is partly a result of their hair obsession. Women in particular spend hundreds of dollars and many hours each day in order to acheive that straight overprocessed look. Dark clouds can mean potential disaster. I worked with a rather unattractive girl who complained that the rain had spoiled her birthday. She had spent hours straightening her hair but due to the rain it ended up limp and frizzy. Perhaps if these cretins actually developed a brain and started thinking for themselves they would realise that A) in most cases all that effort has a negligible effect on their appearence anyway, and B) ultimately, in the big scheme of things, it really dosen’t matter.

#249 pat carr
4 October 2009 08:09

“Hey Pat, I wonder whether people’s pathological fear of the rain is partly a result of their hair obsession.”

Hi Ash that’s definitely one of the reasons. The media and advertising have brainwashed people that fake tans, plastic hair and ugly dresses are what makes a person.

and this you said – “rain had spoiled her birthday.” – that brings up another thing, the pettiness of these folks. Any day where they can’t wear their flip flops or some stupid summer outfit is “miserable”. We have a generation of wimps.

Perhaps a serious drought and lack of water would change their mind about rain. They like greenery yet also want the sun blaring down all the time. Also many of them aren’t satisfied with even sunny and cool, they have to have it WARM (really it’s hot but they call it “warm”). They’re spoiled brats that’s what they are. That’s why they go off constantly about how “gorgeous” it is and and alternately “miserable” during cool seasons.

I’m ashamed and tired of these pathetic weather whiners. LOL Perhaps Western civilization has created a legion of soft-skinned, backbone-less imbeciles.

The native americans used to set up winter camps, i wonder if they complained all winter long how “miserable” or “gloomy” it was.

#250 Marna :)
4 October 2009 11:34

Hey guys i couldnt agree more!!!

have you notice that they arent very intellegent!!!!!!
but profess that they are !!!!!

Oh my God Pat its the same down here the youth are so stupid and ugly!!!
they are so brain dead that its like OMG sad!!!!!
and the sad thing is when we are old and they will have to look after us..AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!

Ash yes the straightening iron…i worked with some girls of the night and they were so obsessed with that thing they would spend 4 hrs doing it to make it so straight..and if a hair was out they would get the spray water out and start again! it was really annoying hearing them whinge all the time and yeah if any rain they would sulk like sulky children!

GOD HELP US!!!!
nah he wont maybe the Lord and Lady of the wintre relm!!!!!!!

What do you think aboiut my homotoads???
oh yeah Ash if ya want to ring me….for info on tassie!
won thaw free tu thaw thaw thaw tu won tu…its cool!!
hear from ya buddy!
you can have it tu Pat and freinds!

OMG ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS HERE STARTED TODAY!!!! Damm that benjemin franklin!!! does anyong know why day lights savings was bought in??? like the sun grows more in summer its fact so why more of it?????
i was thinking its because the homotoads need more of it to punish us wintre lovers!

as the saying goes Hell will freeze over!!!
it has once in 1912 in Mt lofty..but not since!!! sad to say!

Ash did you have snow on Mt Lofty????? they say this every year!!!! the closest i saw snow in Mt Lofty area was in 2007 when i was at stirling and there was a freek hail storm and it was so thick like about 20cms on my car..it was like sleet!!!
OMG the only snow i saw in SA was a picture a friend had in the 80s in a place called Melrose near the flinders….i think it was fake!!!
well buy guys and girls of the wintre clan!
Hail WINTRE!!!

#251 Jason
5 October 2009 10:11

Hey Guys.
Well the horrid DLS- daylight savings (Diseased Lizard Syndrome) started here yesterday. Gods I hate that stupid thing it stays lght for soooo bloody long! And in the bummer it just stretches out the horrid heat of the death star!
Its so selfish of the zards to just have DLS and you get no say in the matter!
It has been extended for 6 months in the last year which makes me even more cross!!
Back in precious Hell (SA) they want it permantly so they can be the first place to do so and the Zards can bask in the pukken sun at 9pm at night!!!!

Ive been on Yahoo message boards just now where a Zard is going me on how wonderful bummer is!
He was going on the usualo crap beautiful beaches, lovely flowers, sexy women blah blah!! And he is SA where we know what the lovely lizard ladies look like!!!!

Oh Ash you said bout the lizard ladies with the hair straightening, Id love to walk past one and blow itching powder in its hair then look at her go!!!!

Oh the stupid ‘Lose weight for summer’ promos have started with billboards & a miriad of scarey tv commercials!!!!
Like Ive always said what about the other seasons is it the assumption that all of the human race are living in an armchair being spoonfed tubs of fat, just living for the Summer to come so they can stand up and go outside and eat some healthy food!
I dont see the deal i eat healthy food in cool weather…..Its a fukkin joke by the greedia!!!!

Stay Cool!!

#252 Marna
7 October 2009 09:58

hey guys back!
where has everyone gone …..
Oh No the Sundome NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

i feel its time to say some words about another thing on my mind!
~~~~~~SUMMER FASHION THRU THE AGES~~~~~~~
1= Romans ,Greeks and other tribes used to where clothes to the conditions they lived in eg.togas,skirts,loinclothes,capes,shouds etc!!!!

2=Christian Roman: sewn togas,dresses,furs etc silks.

3=Medievil times: wafty dresses head dresses,silks,linnens furs etc! amour!knights!

4=Baroquoc: Alot of clothes,big pants,boots,furs again and alot of poofy outfits!

5=1700-1800s: alot of pants,jackets coats.waistcoats,hats,umbrellas ..long trousers!!

6=1900s: alot of flowing dresses to the ground,umbrellas,gigantic hats.alot of material! Black was fashionable!!

7=1920-30s: Nuevou! this is when dresses got abit higher and the look was chapper(slut)..it went down hill from here!

8=1940-50s: bathers got smaller,sun was revealed,clothes got smaller and in the fifties the dresses were full but short!

9=1960-70s: mini skirts,freak hair,druggy clothes and revolting prints,big boots ,stilletos,t shirts,skivies and surf ware.

10=1980s: You know what happened there!!!
the lizo was getting ther and was born..remember tragic trannies ruling the ruist!

11=1990s: people actually started to dress to the conditions,and hats were very popular…..

12=2000s: we have reverted back to the endless 1980s fashion and worse..the Sun rules supreme and fashion is about showing as much skin as possible no matter how fat and ugly you are slut is in!!!
umbrellas are shunned,hats are shunned and sensible ware is shunned…the sluttier it is wear it cause in the neo lizo wear is a paris hilton reject and you have all the sex you can want!!!!!

~~~my conclusion to Fashion~~~~~

Hell with fashion its just wear what feels nice and look ya best so hey the sunmbrella is going to be the next trend and im wearing my hats!
LETS MAKE WINTRE FASHION OR EVEN BETTER THE NEXT GREATEST THING SINCE THE COLLOSEUM!!!!!!!
thats my blur guys!
next i might talk about why women of the homotoads variety need to wear make up of a dead hooker????

i laugh they already do!!!

#253 pat carr
7 October 2009 19:40

marna and jason i’ll reply back in the next post but i had to share this horrible adulation of this past summer from yelp.com, it came in an email this morning. this was the worst one ever, with the heat and these fucking fools are reminiscing. here we go, it’s awful from the beginning tagline. i can barely stand to cut and paste it here:

Who loves the sun?

Ohhh, Sunshine. You heartbreaker, you. Endless thanks for arriving in May and blanketing us with beautiful stretches of idyllic weather to enjoy open-air movies, cold beers with close friends al fresco, and a resurgence of quality street food. But before you pack up and vanish, we ask that this week you accompany us for one more perfect day to hold us over as we patiently wait for your return.

First stop? Laura T suggests a breakfast crepe and a cup of Stumptown coffee on the cozy patio at Hangar Café, whose name comes from the “great view of Boeing Field runway.” Then kill some time (and that food coma) at Discovery Park’s canopy, which Sarah B insists is “such and incredible place to get lost” outdoors. Likewise, Kerry Park offers a panoramic five-star view just waiting to be soaked up by locals and visitors alike. Mandy C’s advice: “Show off our beautiful city. Make ‘em jealousssss.”

Ready to get wet, yelpers? As Jeremy C attests, “Honestly, you haven’t experienced what Seattle really has to offer until you get on a kayak and explore the city’s waterways,” so go rent a canoe at Agua Verde before it’s too late! Or “paddle like nuts” with canoe rental at the UW Waterfront Activities Center. Jennifer L assures, “You’ll have a good time (unless you encounter a very naked man), I promise!” Y’all can ask her about that one yourselves. And while we certainly don’t endorse drinking and boating, beer lover’s Utopia, Bottleworks, is stocked with the best… for drinking and boating. Cheers!

As the fall sun sets, sneak those sunkissed mugs down to South Park to squeeze in some QPT (quality patio time) and beer guzzling at quirky neighborhood treasure Loretta’s, complete with Airstream trailer out back! Rachel H fondly yelps, “I can’t imagine a better consolation prize for one who found herself unexpectedly moving to South Park due to brokeness and changes of plans.” Lastly, top off the night with dinner under the stars at Parisian dream Bastille ’cause as Diana S points out, there is no better “way to while away a few hours” than “channeling our inner Parisians. Magnifique!”

*And now some sunshine from the Editors: Starting with this issue, the Weekly Yelp is comin’ atcha on Wednesdays! Happy Humpday!

#254 Ash
8 October 2009 08:29

Hi everyone

I posted 2x with last comment cos it didn’t post initially.

DLS is here, urghh, ghastly. Endless sun untill midnight for the next six months. Jason, I like your acronym for it. Thought it was you guys re:yahoo boards look out for my post, will have an 11 in it.

Got the drift there Marnos made a note, may well follow up. Your timeline is rather informative.

Hey Pat, what a scam exploiting the sun to sell their products. We know the sun is an incredibly loud and overbearing whore but thats just too much.

Thought of you guys when I watched this show about these 50 + female lizards from the UK. They were travelling as an organised tour to the Dominion Republic to pick up young local guys. Shag = money. These lizards, and they were like the hard core variety, were making a frightful spectacle of themselves, jiggling scales in mega abundance, wearing bikini’s and lounging around on the sunbed, frocllicking in the pool, doing aqua aerobics, dancing. Then they lamented the fact that these young buff dudes didn’t love them and only want their cash. Now I’m all for the notion of live and let live……..

#255 MarNa!!!!
8 October 2009 10:13

Hey guys Pat im so sorrry for the tanosidics comments they were disgusting…..quality patio time QPT OMG !!
are they for real>??????
I have come to the conclusion that these scarey lizotypes are full on trying too brianwash us into thinking its the norm!!

Hey ash yeah man ya welcome to ring me anytime!! yeah that show you saw sounded very Seaford!!!!!!
that is where we had to shop when we lived in adelaide! its bad man bad…lizoderms sunbaking under the tan dome in seaford shopping centre!

i really dont like daylight savings it has fucked up my body clock..i just dont understand why we have it?????
i feels like 2 or 3 hours behind than 1 hour….. i hate it its annoying and sucks!
and yeah in adelaide its really fucked subjected to more light and heat!
i feel for ya man!
well guys take care!!!
from snow filled tasmania!!!!

#256 Jason
8 October 2009 14:17

Hey guys!

Ash I saw your comments on yahoo was great! I responded to you! That southernX is a real loser he changes his user id like several times a week as he gets barred all the time. He has tried impersonating my id on there alot & posting freaky threads!

Pat that article was vomit material! We had something similar in the local newsletter here today which went something like this…….
‘Mother Nature Shows Her Disapproval’
While the savage storm raged through very early on Sunday morning, most of us were tucked up comfortably in bed with blankets pulled up and over our heads to shut out the noise of the buffering wind & rain……….blah, blah…
Oh the ‘noise’ of rain, oh please I love hearing rain it is relaxing and helps me get to sleep!
Oh the so called ’storm’ some rain and wind…WOW WEE!
Poor lizards where afraid the acid bullets might penetrate their roofs!

It has been lovely rainy, misty ,snowing latley so Im in heaven atm! It really puts me in a good frame of mind, but is shattered when I step out into a shop to be greeted by- ‘Bloody miserable weather aint it mate’
Which is an off putting comment by its self hence the weather put down!, as usual when i say I love it they go all bully & get grumpy at me….After getting tis several times through the course of the day my good frame of mind goes awfully sour!

This DLS is really annoying being light till all hours!
Derelict
Lazy
Sunlovers
Is another one I came up with!!

I hope your going well too Mariyam havnt seen you on in a while.

Until Next Time……

#257 Jason
8 October 2009 14:34

Oh yes the stupid ads for sun lotions are on all the time on TV latley! Going on about being in the harsh sun is harmful, DUH!

So spend a fortune on useless creams that are useless to be tanned! but as they will not protect you will still get burnt and have to buy yet another cream for after tanning and sunburn! Then because the sun ages your skin another cream for sun damage and premature wrinkles!

I have a free & eay solution…..don’t expose your self to the sun!!! Wear proper clothing..its not that hard!!!

Oh so if you cover yourself in these creams and go out in the sun basically naked you will be protected,,ppffftt…yea right!!
I saw a lizard baking on a bright hot sunny beach on a health tv show the other night. They asked her what protection she was using and of couse she replied ‘eewwll! none of course’..then the guy told her to use 30+protection lotion, in which she responded ‘30+ are you for real’
He got her to try it……..

Oh Beauty & The Geek Australia premiered tonight Lizard haven omg you should see those skanks!!!!!

#258 Marna :)
9 October 2009 10:00

Ash can i ask you what your veiws are on pink and also is it a mans color or girls??? as some girls especially lizodrols like to force there men into pink…
and pink in my eyes is a lizards favourite colour!

Summer is getting closer and closer and the threat of the disease that it brings comes to us !!!!!
its a sick sight seeing lizodrols in there regalia of bikini tops and undies out in public???
help us ahhhh!!!
hey ash do you still have that facial hair???
and pat i hope your fine that sped was very fearful!
has your move ended??

Miriyam hope your fine…hope the sun hasnt burnt you!
well next time my friends@ wintre domain!!!
i throw a snow ball your way!

#259 pat carr
9 October 2009 22:00

hi marna sorry to Bummer is coming your way and the homotoad invasion is out and about.

“Hey guys Pat im so sorrry for the tanosidics comments they were disgusting”…no problem i’m used to them!!! the addicts lead a sad pathetic life, only seemingly happy when their sun is out. how incredibly shallow!!

I agree Ash on the scam of selling sun products and i think that’s why they keep pushing the most unpleasant season to us. how much can they sell during rain? umbrellas and raincaots. but they know with summer and sun they can sell sex, tans, oils, lotions and other shit.

the sad thing is that people are going to pay the price one day and dont even realize it. just so they can “fit in”. it’s horrible!

“‘Mother Nature Shows Her Disapproval’
While the savage storm raged through very early on Sunday morning, most of us were tucked up comfortably in bed with blankets pulled up and over our heads to shut out the noise of the buffering wind & rain……….blah, blah…”

how stupid. the “noise”?? it’s become rediculous how these people are getting about rain. it wasn’t always that way, now even the sound of rain is somehow scarey?

i’ve noticed out here how obsessed peoiple have gotten. one candidate i met at a chamber even a couple days ago said “well light rail is great except when it rains” and she said “Well you have to walk in the rain” to which i replied, SO WHAT? she was of course perplexed that i liked rain.

WHAT THE FUCK HAS HAPPENED TO THE HUMAN RACE? not enough droughts? jesus christ enough with the SUN WORSHIP. next thing maybe we’ll have Sun Sex Fetish videos or something. Christ people grow up and stop watching the idiot box tell you that 85+(f) degree weather is “heaven”.

#260 Pat Carr
9 October 2009 22:02

hey where is the yahoo thread? also i’d love to chat with you guys off here because it’s getting so long the page is. if anyone is interested i will post an email address. Go SNOW!

#261 Jason
10 October 2009 02:37

This is the link for the yahoo message boards

http://au.messages.yahoo.com/news/

Youll find some of my comments in the Tamania & South Australia sections.

Yes this page is getting long!
Id like to email.
Roll On Snow!!!!!!

#262 marna
10 October 2009 03:23

yeah pat i think your right maybe start another thred but here is my email adress= marnahelfvus@yahoo.com.au
feel free to write!! same for all you wintre lovers you can email me if ya want and keep in touch!

i just went to a dutch festival near where i live and omg the homotoads were out in force!
Why do kids get sluttier and sluttier???
its a sick society we live in!
well keep strong guys and gals of the wintre clan!

#263 pat carr
10 October 2009 20:07

i will write u Marna! also will check out the board. this page is getting so long and i don’t want to neglect anyone’s comments to me

#264 Sammie
13 October 2009 00:34

I wasn’t sure what was happening today, my skin felt really bizarre, it wasn’t being singed off my body, the sky had these grey and white puffy things in it, and water was trickling out of them instead of down my back, my lungs also were very strange they were doing something….I think it’s called breathing, in place of suffocating like they usually do, my sinuses, well, there was AIR going through them! Really really strange, I don’t know what’s happening, there is cloth on my body and these things they call boots on my feet!!!!! Gosh I feel this thing I’ve heard about called energy, I can do all these things like walk about and breathe and I feel happy! It’s COOLED OFF. Even though I know it won’t last I have to revel in this most incredible feeling, of NOT BEING HOT!

#265 marna
13 October 2009 09:36

oh sammie another thing called the death star it surprized me that a fluffy thing got me the other day..and my jiffies were sqwelching in fluid!
mmm maybe my straighting iron needs to come out…heheheheheheheheeeee!!

#266 Ash
14 October 2009 15:27

Hey Guys

Its been raining here, gasp, yeah that wet stuff has actually been sighted in Hell. Jason I too love the sound of the rain and the smell, that fresh smell, washing away the sulphur, ahh divine.

But as per usual, the weather in Hell will go from coolish clammy rainy conditions to 30 dry,crusty nasty degrees literally overnight. And that’s called spring. Followed by millions of 35+ days. I hate this desert type heat. I got chatting to an African guy from the middle of Africa and even he said the heat is unfuckingbareble in Hell compared to where he’s from. And a Westerner from South Africa said the same thing.

Marnos, in regards to your ? pink really dosen’t do it for me. Pink is ok on small girls and cute little piglets. Absolutely nowhere else. You may have me mixed up with someone else though, I don’t have facial hair, nor am I capable of sprouting it. I recall a few years back when all the guys were getting around in pink polo shirts with the collar jacked up and white thongs. Yuk, thongs just make your feet dirty unless you are at the beach. They aren’t really city attire. Blame that sun loving lizard Warnie cos I reckon he started that sophisticated fashion trend.

LOL, Pat, sun sex fetish videos – cum shots using sun tan oil, extreme sunburn senarios, lizards flicking their tounges in and out of orifices. Urghh perverse

I found a gecko hiding behind my bean bag last summer. It had gone there to escape from the hideous heat. And it was very cute, much more attractive than those gaudy orange lizards who bake in the sun and shriek ewww ,and whose entire conversation consists of like like like like like like like and, er, like.

Anyway keep me posted re: new thread

will email u guys

#267 pat carr
16 October 2009 19:04

“Gosh I feel this thing I’ve heard about called energy, I can do all these things like walk about and breathe and I feel happy! It’s COOLED OFF. Even though I know it won’t last I have to revel in this most incredible feeling, of NOT BEING HOT!”

Welcome Sammie to the Real Good Weather. Where you can actually live and breathe rather than being slowly deep fried. IT’s cool here and raining and already the Summer Pussies are complaining. fuck i hate em!

“LOL, Pat, sun sex fetish videos – cum shots using sun tan oil, extreme sunburn senarios, lizards flicking their tounges in and out of orifices. Urghh perverse”

hi ash! yeah let’s not give em any more ideas ha ha. Maybe i better leave it as it is, these folks already get an orgasm when the sun is out.

hey marna nice to talk to you via email. Let’s show these sun wusses what real men are all about!

i’ve decided to completely lambast anyone who dares to insult my weather preference. i’m a live and let live kind of guy and sick of being treated this way

#268 pat carr
16 October 2009 20:02

“I found a gecko hiding behind my bean bag last summer. It had gone there to escape from the hideous heat. And it was very cute, much more attractive than those gaudy orange lizards who bake in the sun and shriek ewww ,and whose entire conversation consists of like like like like like like like and, er, like.”

and the gecko had more sense than the supposedly intelligent and sentient human beings around it, knowing when to scurry away from the heat!

#269 marna
18 October 2009 10:38

Hi guys yes pat was good chatting with you and also you ash…
its been nice down here coolish..
tuesday is going to a lovely lizard 25C so yuk to that as i have a garden job that day yike!
well summer is creaping up and those sick lizoderms have given me the flu with their bad eville lizobreathe.

Sun+ Swet+ Suntanning Salons=Sickness of the brain!

why do we have to listen to them all the time whinging, im sorry they make poms look lame…. they are so sissy

well talk soon

#270 pat carr
18 October 2009 19:39

“why do we have to listen to them all the time whinging, im sorry they make poms look lame…. they are so sissy”

yeah marna g8 to talk with you. i think the reason we have to put up with them all the time is that not enough people who like cool weather stand up to them and just try to be discreet. not me. i tell them i like cool weather and that’s just that. if they like warm weather, fine, but i won’t put up with their insults. if they like their stupid warm flip flop and burnt skin weather ok but they have to respect other preferences. and that’s why we are all here venting because we’re tired of the Zardian aggressive sun attitude. NO MO!!

#271 marz
21 October 2009 10:04

Aye thinx so! thee wee lill punks are such sooks aye!
he he i agree pat..i dont put up with it either….
it just bothers me that they rant on there snoring stories of when they were young and now they just love Sunburn tales.ya little takkerthats a example!

Its so like being stuck in an old nursing home hearing those old men ranting about how many japs or gerries they killed and hows bo ..and bobs been dead since the war!
Been Bored stiff about how they rashened all their food and how a bomb nearly killed them snore!!!!
here its worse we have anzac day and its always sunny and its suntalk and war talk overload..and the sad thing the original anzacs are dead..anzac is ww1.

help us Pat…..well email me if ya want cool! i hope miriryam is okay!

#272 pat car
26 October 2009 21:23

hey marna got your email and i will email you back soon as i can!

sorry to hear of that same old tired ranting. peopel have it way too easy now. this comment was sent to my sister from a friend on facebook

Pamisue Pach Hey chickie, how’s life today. I was glad the sun was shining, it has been so miserable the last few days with rain, I was going crazy.

LOL “so miserable”. a few days of rain drives her crazy? how pathetic. i mean people really have tied the sun to their life, it’s incredible insane

#273 pat carr
29 October 2009 16:13

we’ve had cool rainy weather for days and i am in heaven! the death star is on vacation – i say stay way for an extended amount of time

maybe it will flush some of the sun nuts out to one of their hot “paradises” so we won’t have to listen to their feeble whining

#274 marna
30 October 2009 08:45

Oh yes pat that lovely ranting on how great the day is yay!!!!
i did some gardening the other day and it was so hot i nearly past out from the heat and its not even summer yet..PS+ hell is 33C i think thats 90F now!!!its sad!!!
why does that horrible death star have to be so hot??? its effleunt in the sky that horrid death star!!
and the products of effluent are lizzards!

#275 Ash
1 November 2009 11:55

Hell is living up to it’s name. No spring – straight into evil summer. Even the lizards who usually like summer are whinging about it being so sudden. Friday 9 am in the morning it’s already 33 dgs. Even a simple task like hanging out the washing is a hideous draining experience. Go to hell sun… oh that’s right you’re already there.

#276 Jason
2 November 2009 09:09

Oh yes Ash I see the lovely heatwave in SA, I feel for you it must be revolting. I hate to think what it will be like there in January….You need to escape hell!!
I remember that in Hell how the lizards want it hot all the time but when it gets hot some of them do the ‘its too hot’ thing! I always said they got their wish!!
Then they are all in airconditioned places….which I never understand because AC’s make them cold??

Im very happy for you guys in the Northern hemisphere that you are getting closer to winter!!
Its been ok in Tasmania at home today was about 12dg so was nice, lots of fog and thick mist!!!

Stay cool!!!

#277 marZ
6 November 2009 08:38

OMG!!!! ASH GET OUT QWICK FROM THAT DEATH STAR TRAP!!!!!!!!
i cant understand how that place survives theres no water, its hot and dusty …you wait there will be a bad horendous dust storm come there again!!!! there are no heatwaves here at all its going to be 26C on monday here but it cools down in the night!
i hope you can come here!!!!
take care my nice girl friend of wintre clan!
Wintre Gods bless you with a freezing ice breeze!

#278 Tony
7 November 2009 05:11

Good to see some other summer haters here. I absolutely love winter and hate summer. Trying to tell your South Australian parents this and you’ll get the same response as if you were telling two strictly homophobic parents you’re gay.

I’m looking at immigrating to Canada when I graduate uni. If my family wants to celebrate Christmas with me they can come visit! No way I’m suffering another summer.

#279 Jason
9 November 2009 01:27

Welcome Tony, you poor thing being stuck in Hell (SA)
I too was unfortunate enough to have been born & lived in that heat infested filthy dump, but now have relocated to Tasmania. I too would love to immigrate to Europe or Canada and someday I will.

Yes isnt it a lovely act when telling you witerphobic family that there way of thinking about the heat differ from that of your own. Mine think I’m a freak because I hate the heat, but thats there loss if they want to be that petty!
Tasmania is so much more pleasent than Hell, and has greenery in abundance, unlike the brown dead landscape of hell. SAians must be color blind as they think brown is green…..
That heatwave there looks revolting! No heatwaves down here in Tas!

I hope everyone else is going fine and enjoying your cool weather up north!!

#280 Ash
9 November 2009 14:48

Hi guys,

you must be laughing with relief at the suckers in hell, just as I will too someday. And perhaps Tony as well. But glad you both are feeling cool and human down in Tas. I saw five people with sunbrellas fending off the death star around the city today. And I wondered is this a revolution waiting to happen, aimed at ending the lizard dogma, or just some strange people who couldn’t wait to try out their new brolleys.

#281 Jason
9 November 2009 14:49

I just saw this revolting article on weatherzone about Hell (SA) adelaide…..

A warning system for extreme hot weather, created in the wake of heatwaves last January and February, has been activated this week in South Australia.

The Heat Watch plan incorporates various agencies including SA Ambulance, the State Emergency Service (SES) and SA Health.

A three-stage system aims to warn the public to prepare for warmer weather in advance.

SES chief officer Stuart Macleod says the warning system is currently at stage two – heat watch.

“The third stage then is heat health warnings and at that stage we are getting into fairly serious conditions,” he said.

“Those are very much built on giving people three days’ warning so we might issue a watch or a warning when it is still relatively cool.”

It is more than a century since Adelaide had an official heatwave in November.

The State Opposition again has called for an easing of watering restrictions.

The Liberals want an increase watering hours from three to six per week and watering days from two to three.

MP Mitch Williams says SA Water could monitor changes for a month to determine any difference to water use.

“The reality is that winter is finished, it looks like spring’s almost over and summer’s here. It would be absolutely pointless in our opinion easing water restrictions in the middle of summer when home gardeners have already seen their gardens die,” he said.

“If we’re going to make a move it’s imperative we do it now so home gardeners can save their gardens.”

Premier Mike Rann says restrictions will stay as they are until expert advice shows the need for a change.

“We will make a decision based on expert advice so water restrictions still apply this month,” he said.

“What we’re doing is basically looking at the mix and the flow and we’ll make sure we make announcements on a month-by-month basis.”

Mr Rann says there will be no announcement of changes this week.

South Australian irrigators will be able to carry over all their unused 2009-10 allocations into the 2010-11 water year.

“When applying for carryover, irrigators will again have to nominate the expected volume of water that will be unused at June 30, 2010,” said River Murray Minister Karlene Maywald.

……………………………………………………………………………………….

‘Heat Watch’ OMG that sounds like the follow up sequal for Bay Watch!! But with Paris Hilton as the new Pamela Anderson! To appeal to a youger audience of Lizards!!!!! Milly Ray Cirus/Hannah Montana is also in it!

SA is seriously fucked! Im so glad I escaped!!!!!!!

#282 Jason
9 November 2009 14:52

If anyone wants to contact me my email is
matmosrulez@yahoo.com.au

Stay cool!!!!!

#283 Marna!
10 November 2009 10:39

Hey Tony that is what me and Jason did last year..we are climate refugees in Tasmania!!! its being the best thing we have done to get away from hell…they are going to run out of water and then what???? the murray is drying up….the resoviors are drying up too!! the de salination thing at port satnvac????? that going to kill the gulf!!!
Why bother i would move the capital too Mt gambier at least there is a lake full of water there!!!
I really think adelaide will die out in the next 50years!
I think they need to bring extra load of refridgerated trucks for the ammount of corpses that will die this summer in Hell!!
I hope you get out of there you and Ash!
Keep cool my poor wintre clan friends stuck in Hell!

#284 Jason
10 November 2009 11:07

Hey folks, if any one wants to email me could you please put ‘I Hate Summer’ in the heading. I get alot of junk mail that gets deleted & I think i may have unintentially deleted an email from here….sorry to who ever it was, if you send it again ill get it!
Thanks:)

#285 pat carr
12 November 2009 23:22

i haven’t gone off and died in some summer hell! sorry been very busy. i will be replying back very soon and also Marna to your groovy email. Welcome Tony. well it’s fall down here and much cooler now. i’m laughing at all the idiots scampering in the rain. some insane kind of phobia. “keep dry keep dry” is what people keep saying here. it’s so insane.

#286 pat carr
12 November 2009 23:25

“Trying to tell your South Australian parents this and you’ll get the same response as if you were telling two strictly homophobic parents you’re gay.”

try telling it to a fair amount of people and you’ll be sibjected to unbelievable ridicule. well as for me, i’ve had enough. the next person that does that will get lambasted by me and they will wish they didn’t even meet me! there’s one thing about liking warm weather another about REPSECT. i’ve had it with these fucking creepbag death star loving bullies. it’s time for payback!

#287 pat carr
23 November 2009 20:25

despicable blog here

http://www.komonews.com/weather/blog/70697227.html#idc-container

my comments

“”I love the way the news has come to characterize the weather with adjectives like “gloomy”, “ugly”, “nasty”, etc. As Winter approaches, one anchor will lament to the weather person “when will we see the sun again?”"

\”I’m so glad I don’t base my happiness and life on whether or not the sun comes out. “…wow how well said!

you know what’s really dreary? the constant whining from the sun addicts who whine and moan about how the sun isn’t out. why can’t you get a life? if it’s so horrible here, then move away. you folks really depress me. I happen to love fall and winter and i DON’t like summer. All fall and winter long i have to listen to how “gloomy”, “dismal”, “Dreary” it is. Then all summer long when it’s hot, it’s “gorgeous”, “perfect”, “lovely”.

Why does the sun have to be out for you to be happy? Then some of you taunt us that like cooler weather with “you’re nuts”, “You’re weird”. shame on you, you should be happy to be alive and enjoy the benefits we have in this country instead of complaining every time your silly light isn’t blaring in the sky.”

man i’m all over them. it’s time for the cool weather army (CWA) to fight back LOL! my partner at the fremont chamber also loves the cool weather and she’s freaking 46 years old and looks like 25. an asian lady who does wine room tasting. i swear all the brains went to the asian people and what was left was crammed into our caucasian neanderthal sun sucking brains

#288 pat carr
24 November 2009 03:29

and from that site this “poem”

No No November

What is this place where morning’s light
Now differs not from dark of night
Whose chilling breeze and rains erase
The glowing warmth of autumn’s face

Where leaves plug drains and pile upon
In soggy stacks, my roof and lawn
That I must rake, before across
To neighbor’s yards the wind can toss

Whose skies are dull and mostly gray
And chase all hope of cheer away
Where little more than stick and thorn
Grows in my garden all forlorn

But not until I glumly sit
In traffic moving bit by bit
Do I recall this dreary battle
Is called November in Seattle

“And chase all hope of cheer away”

christ what a dreadful woman. she chases all hope from me. whine whine bitch bitch. “dreary battle”

a woman malaia joya came to seattle from afghanistan 2 weeks ago to speak about the horrors going on in her country. she had 4 assassination attempts. tossed out of parliement there by the warlords. and i thought to myself here she sits among the world’s grossest and wussiest pussies, who call a bit of rain and overcast a “dreary battle”. i’m ashamed of these spoiled wimpy brats here.

#289 Jason
25 November 2009 01:44

OMG those stories are the most sulky crap ever!
So bloody typical of the pro summer brigade to be makong people feel depressed about cool/cold weather, rain, clouds, darker skies etc!!!
I associate all thoses words like gloomy, depressing, etc with summer!!

‘And chase all hope of cheer away’
that is so absurd!!! It sounds like the rantings of a pathetic Emo!!!!!
Boo hoo…… so its cold/rainy does that mean tthat the whole human race has to get all depressed and suicdle!
These summer freaks obviously like to whinge, sulk, seek attention, and are into self torture……that descibes an Emo!!!!
‘Sun Emos’………….. now theres a good description!!

#290 marna
29 November 2009 09:58

Hi guys yes that poem is really kooky?????
like wha tha????

here is my version another one to the one i gave Pat!!!

OH!!!! Dismember you sunny month you brighten my dull days with heat and missery,
Oh swetty palms and feet,
thee smell of old tinea and tanning oil,
Oh Reef Oil ye bring me a great tan,
Oh how brown i am as a jaundice victum breathing its last breathe!!!!
Oh Orange skin ye be a wonderful sight,
ye glow in the dark and ye hair of grey!!!
Boney is your body humped over like a crippled old 80 yr old!!!!!
She be that of 16th years of our Lord..
but she looketh like a old crone,
its not now 1696 her look of age ,
she is now 9999 that be her real age,
Oh grand Lizard your skiney dead body on the midday Sun,
Oh ye torture us with your whining and cries of dispair when thee bullets fall from the sky!!!!!
Oww ouch Owww ouch they sting my skin!!!!
Yes thee bietch has helped my athritis..
Oh granny i want your clothes, you are so fashionable,
with your britches and cardigans!
those ols mini skirts look good on me!!!
Oh granddaughter your make up makes me so young..
they think i am your child!!!!
Oh Dismember the time when Santa comes to ring his bells!!!
Oh hark the angel screams!!!!
glory to the suns going!!!!
lizards burning in there skinnnn!!
oh my god they are a sin!!
Jingle balls jingle balls, jingle all the way!!
Oh what fun it is too hide the spray tan away!!!
Silent fright,,,,, mouldy night…….
Yes its Xmas in hell..
Oh grand sun may ye sink into an abyss!!!
Oh december..wait dismember!!!
Happy Bummer!!!
Sum Errrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhh!gggkkk!!!!!

oh yeah we saw a man lizardo in a green poncho raincoat in the middle of no where standing like a frozen lizard…it was like a corpse on a stick…it was completey covered and i have proven that lizards dont cope with cold…they literally freeze up…due to the fat in there heads!!
Happy rainday!

#291 Ash
1 December 2009 12:16

Marna, I’m speechless, all I can say is LOL

#292 Ash
1 December 2009 12:46

Hey Pat,

The first couple of lines of that poem showed promise and then I realised it was just a surburbanite whinging about winter. What’s wrong with these people ! They behave like wet blankets and then blame the weather for their surly life denying attitudes.

I noticed that peculiar prediliction when I first came to hell. It’s the first time I heard the term SAD. My neighbour had it and told me so, as people in hell are prone to do so. And she was cranky. But could her state of mind be attributed to the fact that she was an inactive, middle aged, single, private school teacher who was obsessed with Abysinnian cats and wrote female erotica as a hobby. Or are people in hell so overloaded by light and heat in summer that they sincerely feel a molecular deficiancy when these conditions cease. Their brains no longer register light and heat in normal quantities.

#293 marnas
2 December 2009 10:05

Ash in Iceland they have a thing called skamdegisthulyndi that is short day sickness..in SA it would be yzturljosdegistunlyndi..extreme light day sickness!!!!
or sous estraelynese=
Gahfukkinlitestabritefahmee syndrome
or Gahshitsafukkinnbad day!
or my best one ever
DUHHH! im a minda!!!

#294 Ash
5 December 2009 12:47

SBS have a horrible promo at the moment, it goes ‘ where, where is the sunshine… yet currently there is drought conditions with water restrictions in half of Australia.

#295 marna
6 December 2009 10:06

Oh Ash im on message board as welshboi666.. i love the fat lizard on the bottom of the page here!
Its a bietched lizardporpose!!!
Summer freaks always say they are right as you know in Hell!
your a doll i love your comments and hey i could like a girl like you!!!
funny tip for summer is=
an old south australian folktale to cope with the heat=
” get a bucket of water(if possible???),
an electric fan, a wet tea towel and a glass of Ice??water. do the following=
sit on a chair, put the damp cloth over the fan and turn on, and stick your feet in the water in the bucket and drink the glass of Ice??? water…..
this is a old method used to cure heat and too help??”

I saw this in an trollade news actical of an old widdow!!

#296 Jason
6 December 2009 13:26

OMG I just saw this revolting picture of an inflatable Zard at the bottom of this page…..YuK! you click on the blue arrow and it deflates! Looks like one of the hideous bits of trash that are washed up on beaches all accross SA Hell!

#297 Jason
6 December 2009 13:28

I just saw it on the top of the page standing up changing shape!!!!!!
Love the orange skin Liz!

#298 Ash
30 January 2010 11:04

I see you guys have a lizard in your midst, selling spray tan under the guise of charity.

#299 Jason
3 February 2010 14:07

Well the summer crazed loonies are well out in abundance of late!! The orange sprayed skin is now a darker shade and looks like old smoked ham legs-Vomit!!

#300 Jason
8 February 2010 06:33

At last its less than 3 weeks left of sunmer revoltment!!!!!!!

Poor old lizards, your precious death star is waning away as sunmer slips away!!!!!!!

Dirty old beached bithchez!!!!! I’m so over seeing your ugly smoked ham looking sweaty bodies time to cover up & get dressed ladies of the lizard!!!!!!!!

Poor lizards you will be all ‘freeeeezing shortly!!!!!!!!

Roll On Winter…….I can’t wait!!!!

#301 Ash
9 February 2010 09:47

Except in Hell aka as SA where summer continues way into autumn. The sun should be arrested for it’s crimes against humanity such as lizard idiocy, flabbos in tight and skimpy clothing, burning the skin, invoking apathy and fatigue, shinning in you’re face day and night and for generally being a nuisance.

#302 pat carr
9 February 2010 21:25

heh Ash i agree. I’ve petitioned for a warrant against the sun…and it’s legions of slobbering worshippers.

#303 Jason
12 February 2010 08:03

ummer/hot weather is bad enough on its own…..It is made worse 1000 fold by the freaky legions that it brings out!!!!
It would be somewhat a tad more bearable if it wasn’t for the pro summer brigade bullies!! and having to see those vile things like old saddle bags stuffed into their nickers, with flies and bugs sticking on their reef oiled skin!!!!

Reef Oil is a revolting product made out of cheap oils scented with a horrible fake coconut smell, it comes in 2 shades of orange!! I saw it in the supermarket the other day and I picked it up to see what it was made of, when it was opened and spilled all over my hands and shirt!! Man I stunk like a foul rotted coconut!! Had to hurry home to hit the shower!!!…..I think I had a train of lizards sniffing me out as it is like pheromones for Zards!!!

Good to see this site is going again….

#304 Jason
12 February 2010 08:06

ummer…..

ok It cut of the S……

I will write it now as Sunmer!!

#305 Jason
12 February 2010 08:24

Sunmer……Everything starts with an S…………..

Sunmer, sun, sizzling, sleazy, slimy, senseless, slobs, sl u tty, sloths, seedy, stupid, silly, soaring, sloppy, slags, soggy, sand, slippers, slippery, Shazza, saggy, shameless, sooks, sulky, searing, sores, sandles, sanitariums, solariums, solar, stringy, sl u t-shorts……..

It would be good if muslim full hijabs would become fashionable so the Zards would wear them and we wouldn’t have to see their hideous saggy old bodies!!!!!!!!

Cover Up Liz, we don’t wanna see!!!!!!!!!!!

#306 Jason
12 February 2010 08:27

The Lizards Of Summer

No Lizards on the road
No Lizards on the beach
I smell it in the air
The salons’ out of bleach
Empty streets
Empty beach
The lizards have all gone
I’m driving past Liz Aard’s
But I know
She’s not at home

And I can’t see them
With their orange skin shinin’ in the sun
Their white hair pulled back and
micro mini shorts on, lady

But I can tell you
my love for Winter will be strong
after the
Lizards of Summer
have gone

The lizards are such scarey frights
I wonder if it was a dream
Remember how they make you crazy
Remember how they make you scream
Their rolling in the sand
What happened to Winter
But hey, I’m gonna get Winter back
I’m gonna show you what cold is made of

And I can’t see them
With their orange skin shinin’ in the sun
I see them walkin’ real slow they’re
sl u ttin’ on to everyone

And I can tell you
my love for Winter will still be strong
after the
Lizards of Summer
have gone

Out on the road today
I saw a boney Lizard sizzlin’ her hiney & rack
A little voice inside my head said
“don’t look back, the lizards will attack.”
I thought I knew what lizards were
what did I know?
Those lizards are gone forever
You should just let them go…

And I can’t see them
With their orange skin shinin’ in the sun
They got their top pulled down
and sl ut tin’ on to everyone

And I can tell you
my love for winter will still be strong
after the
Lizards of Summer
have gone

I can’t see them
With their orange skin shinin’ in the sun
They got that white hair pulled back
and those
s lu t shorts on lady

And I can tell you
my love Winter will still be strong
after the
Lizards of Summer
have gone………

My rendition of ‘The Boys Of Summer’
This is more appropriate!!

#307 marna
13 February 2010 09:18

Hi guys your back!!!!
OMG stupid lizards they are the most freakest freaks around,
its been good here with weather thanks pat for the cold snap!

Test for you Pat can you understand the following=
ik het en landgriepen gezien op de strand,
met nichts aan. dat maakt me zo bang dat ik moet naar de
ziekehuis gaan en droegen innehmen!
kunnen je helpen mij! met en zon apparatus voor
explosicies voor de stome zon!

PS PAT HERES THE ANZWER=
I saw a lizard on the beach naked it scared me so bad that i had to go to hospital and take drugs! can you help me with a machine with explosives to get rid of the stupid sun!

Ash have you been getting the demonic lizoferaloids??
your funy on message board!
talk soon!

#308 Ash
16 February 2010 06:07

Check out the melanin lovers on post # 86
http://thingsboganslike.wordpress.com/

Hi guys , guess what ? SA is heading for a whole week of 35+ dgs days.

I didn’t believe it either until I checked the long term weather forecast. I’ll tune into melody awful’s weather report tonight as she is the expert. She will verify it and then blather on like it is an exciting event.

Yesterday was actually a mild 23 after weeks of sickening heat, and I felt like I was living in a cloud rather than an oven.

Today, two people complained to me about the heat and I complained back. They are scared of turning into lizards and many people here are just looking and feeling tired through heat and light fatigue.

Whenever the topic turns to the weather now, I say how much I loathe the summer, just to be polemic and that, but lately people have been agreeing with me.

Ha, ha, and sunbrellas… a friend has started using her umbrella when she goes walking, so as to keep out the evil light, but said that sometimes she gets strange looks . We had a discussion about the merits of being sensible whilst also being a possible target for ridicule, and concluded eccentricity is preferable to stupidity.

People have strange reactions to hats as well.

Sarte was onto something when he claimed ‘ hell is other people ‘

#309 Jason
17 February 2010 02:06

Grea

I hate summer

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