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Memes, as Noreen so aptly put it, are gh3y. They are usually reserved for LiveJournals and MySpaces, but this one is all over the British blogosphere like a rash. And snooo tagged me (as well as giving me a minor promotion). Phhhhhhhhh.

Seven things to do before I die:
1. Get a job
2. Get a partner
3. Have a few more birthdays
4. Fall ill
5. Go to hospital
6. Curse that I never did those first two things
7. Run out of breath

Seven things I cannot do:
1. Juggle
2. Stay attentive during conversations, especially three-way conversations
3. Think of the right thing to say, ever
4. Sleep during normal hours
5. Function well during my Friday morning tutorials (Some actual things I have said include “um…. errrr…. yes. I mean no.”; “Errr. No.”; “I’ve forgotten what I was going to say.” [nobody put me out of my misery for that one]; etc.)
6. Eat an apple without facing the consequences
7. Urinate through my earhole

Seven Things That Attract Me to… the Ladies Update: Gaaah, I didn’t realise I was supposed to change the bit after the ellipsis. Well I can’t be arsed coming up with something else.
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7. I never worked out a pattern to it all. You just know. Although in my case, mostly you don’t know until the opportunity to do anything about it long passed by. Doh!

Seven Things I Say
1. Shit off
2. No. No no no no no no no no no
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4. I can’t be bothered with all that stuff
5. Gah
6. Hmmm hmm hmmm hmm
7. Funt

Seven Books That I Love
1. There probably aren’t seven books that I love. I’ve never been very interested in fiction, it always bores me so much. Non-fiction books are all biased so I don’t see the point in reading them for leisure.
2. But I’d better plug my dad’s book, which you can now get for one pence off Amazon!
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Seven Movies That I’ve Loved [sigh]
1. The almost obligatory inclusion of ‘Donnie Darko’
2. ‘Scratch’ — cool documentary about turntablism
3. ‘Shaun of the Dead’ is alright, but there are probably looooads of references that I don’t get
4. Update: ‘Fight Club’ was okay, yes
5. Update: Just remebered ‘Dancer in the Dark’
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Seven People To Tag [difficult to find seven people who haven't already done this!]
1. Andrew
2. Ben Phillips
3. Coffee and PC
4. David Farrer
5. Jamie K
6. Ryan Morrison
7. Shuggy

These memes are supposed to be banal, but I think this is the longest I’ve spent on a post for weeks. I hope you’re happy.