You know, I really hate by-elections. Because everybody always seems to win. I mean, everybody.
Labour won.
Hang on, the SNP did.
Oh no, it was a disaster for the nationalists.
Good for the Lib Dems though.
But the Conservatives are making progress.
The Greens beat the Socialists!
And the SSP… well… uh…
I guess they’re the exception that proves the rule.