Archive: 2005 June

From disc jockey to digital jockey.

Nosemonkey has a brilliant post at The Sharpener.

At the dispatch box Michael Howard rises and says to Tony Blair, “Would the Rt. Hon. gentleman agree that the latest MRSA figures are a disaster and a shocking indictment of his government’s failed NHS strategy?”. Blair gets up to respond, but instead turns round to his backbenchers and says “Did you hear that? He said he’s got poopy pants! ha ha ha! Poopy-pants Howard!” The Labour backbenches roar with laughter, applaud, cheer, and then shout down Howard every time he tries to say anything with chants of “poopy-pants” until he gets so fed up he leaves the chamber in disgust.

The Scottish Parliament feels like that sometimes…

Sorry, that’s not the point of Nosemonkey’s post. So go and read it.

Whenever there is a debate on this blog, the tone is usually fair and respectful. Usually. (Then again, since most posts get fewer than ten comments, none of them count according to some.)

Yesterday I received an email calling me ‘doctor veedee’ (I’ve never heard that one before!!!) and telling me:

You are just another scotch ponce beggar… GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU SCOTCH BAG OF PISS CUNT!

Thankfully this sort of thing is very rare. And that’s the way I endeavour to keep it. The debate is important to the so-called “blogosphere”, and if the debate can’t be reasonable, you can forget about it.

Another point about the blogosphere which is touched upon by Nosemonkey in his post. I really don’t want to read a blog if I know what it’s going to say before I’ve even loaded the page. There’s nothing more tiresome than the party line. Something more interesting and thought-provoking is more, you know, interesting and thought-provoking.

Glasgow claims to be Scotland’s friendliest city but a closer examination reveals that usually means a one-sided conversation at a bus stop leading to a plea for 20p.

Stephen Jardine in the Edinburgh Evening News (via Newsblog).

My mother comes from Glasgow and claims it’s a really friendly place. I don’t believe her. The last time we went to Glasgow, some person who was about forty yards away shouted — rather rudely, in my opinion — at us, “Oi!, whatssa time?”

I thought the person could at least have walked up to ask, or said “excuse me” or something, instead of shouting and saying “oi”. But my mother said that he was being very friendly because he said “thank you” after we had already told him the time…

She’s so disappointed that I’m from the east of Scotland and feel no connection to Glasgow. But she’s the one who sent me to Edinburgh to go to university, so wtf?

I just upgraded to WordPress 1.5.1.3. It was easy peasy, but if there are any problems please let me know.

Update: I’ve also updated the blogroll, for what looks like the first time in almost two months. Apologies to the good bloggers whose writing I have discovered in that period for taking so long to link.

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